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Mine are Dr House, Hit-Girl and Vin Diesel. I've got nothing to worry about... Apart from Vin Diesel maybe.
Well, Riddick always survives and takes the good people with him in the movies.
you're 8th july? me too!
Join the club. =)
I'm Sheldon Cooper, Iron Man and Scarlett Johansson.
HAHAHA good team but i've got an ultimate zombie killing machine.
River Tam, Elthon John and Batman.
River could easily kill hordes of zombies without breaking the sweat :D
Tyrion Lannister, Iron Man, and Doug Stanhope.
I'm pretty sure Iron Man is more than enough.... Considering I'm completely unfamiliar with the other two blokes.
As Iron Man kills all the zombies, Tyrion Lannister can plan to take over what's left of the world, and Doug Stanhope can keep you entertained in the mean time.
Ok Born in June so First one is Walter white. (Never seen breaking bad so not really sure if that's a good thing of bad.)
Wearing black and white T-shirt So I got both Captain Jack Sparrow and Batman. (I got only one stripe so that Multi stuff doesn't count!)
Born in 23rd...oh god why? WHYYYYYYY!
Zombie Fodder man, think positive, she can still have her uses. Just dont go desperate and try to breed with her (the offspring would make you miss the zombies a lot), let Humanity go with some pride left.
I'm sure she would make for a good distraction at least while you escape:)
I thought the same at first, but as you'll see from my post waaaaay down I figured out the solution.
Also, Dr. White brings the same kind of inventiveness as Batman, just without the money or costume or martial arts or hair.
captain jean-luc picard, jason statham and bender (futurama)
jason statham is badass, we have chances while he is in my team
dexter, iron man and brad Pitt. I think i'm set
Daryl Dixon, Darth Vader, and Sarah Silverman. No idea who that last one is, but I figure Vader would be hard to infect and a lightsaber would be a good anti-zombie weapon.
Running speed on the other hand...
Dexter Morgan, Snoop Dog and Darth Vader. Quick, to the Star Destroyer! We got a whole lot more stuff to kill besides Zombies, let the puny survivors handle them.
I got House, Jennifer Lawrence, and Captain Jack Sparrow.
Not bad at all, all things considered.
Nancy Botwin, Captain Jack Sparrow and Jason Statham ... not bad :P
River Tam! Darth Vader - LOL! Seth Rogen - no comment.
Dr. Who, Hulk, and Mila Kunis... yes, a mate XD
Dave Grol, Walter White, and Jack Sparrow.
So I've got:
A Musician
A guy with cancer
And a guy with a jar of dirt.
How F***ed am I?
Dr. Gregory House
Darth Vader
And Seth MacFarlane
Wow... Okay... first order of business is having Vader choke MacFarlane to death, but after that great team!
Abby Sciuto can at least attempt to find a cure, Captain Jack Sparrow can just pose as their savior and have them build shrines to him if she can't figure anything out, and if all else fails we can just hide in a bunker and let Miley Cyrus twerk around while smashing zombies into giblets with her sledgehammer and wrecking balls.
gregory house - probably could try to find a cure
the incredible hulk - smash
vin diesel - run them over in cars
Dr. House, Spock and Obama... I'm so dead
All you have to do is hide in the presidential bunker and watch zombies get blown up by drones for a few years until it's safe to come out.
Walter White, Incredible Hulk and George Carlin
this is going to be a loooong Apocalypse...
Dexter Morgan , Bender , Bruce lee ! xD
Dana Scully, Good
Iron Man, Better
Miley Cirus, oh my god we're doomed.
Walter white, Jack Sparrow and Barrack Obama yes I got Meth Rum and the US Military
Picard, DARTH VADER (**** yeah!) and Morgan Freeman. ...and God said "warp to lightspeed" and lets leave this puny planet, and it was good.
Sheldon Cooper, Spock...great nerd team, we'll find a cure in no time..or just leave the planet. ^_^ But what would I do with Stephen Colbert...I have no idea. :D
Month - May: Sheldon Cooper (Is it a good thing?)
Day - 18: Jon Stewart (Who is he?)
Shirt color - A shade of green: Incredible Hulk (YAYYYY!!!)
You got an army of zombies? I got Hulk!!!
I don't even know how good the others would be, but I got Hulk, so I'm good to go. :D
Dana Scully, Snoop Dog (D:) and Darth Vader. I was one day off from getting ScarJo instead of Snoop Dog :(
Regardless, I'd probably survive simply because of Darth Vader.
Picard, Hulk and Slash
Dr House, Harry Potter, Dave Grohl :D
Daryl Dixon , Iron man , Morgan Freeman XD
Dana Scully, Batman, Morgan Freeman YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
Jackie Chan and Batman I'm okay with, but Nancy Botwin...
Abby(<3), Batman(bleh.), and Ricky Gervais(??????)
Weirdest team ever.
Picard, Iron Man, and Vin Diesel. Not bad, methinks.
Doctor Gregory House, Captain Jack Sparrow and George Carlin
House and Sparrow. I'm fine guys.
George Carlin, Jennifer Lawrence, and Batman... I think i'll be alright
i am River Tam,George Carlin,and Wolverine
I got Scully, Gandalf and Miley Cyrus.
Perfect - the badass wingman, the font of wisdom, and the bait.
(it's ok, Gandalf can throw burning pinecones to keep them from eating her... besides, what's the point of having a bait team-member along of she can only do her job once?)
Dr. House, Wolverine, and Morgan Freeman, yup, gonna be totally fine.
Dexter Morgan, Darth Vader, and Barrack Obama... F*ck...