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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter - - 1,991 comments

The best result would be that the guns in those 3 above countries would go to that guy, so they wouldn't do harm there.

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_w_
_w_ - - 6,176 comments

I like your Americunt thinking..

edit: sorry for minus karma

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

Yes, give more guns to american civilians. They will shoot each other...

Karma corrected.

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Vurufarmacija
Vurufarmacija - - 661 comments

And when they exterminate each other,the other glorious nations shall take the land!

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_w_
_w_ - - 6,176 comments

*cough* i've said it before and i'll say it again, Belgium will will rise and establish a global dictatorship and reign terror amongst it's citizens.

horrible death punishments include:
waffled TO DEATH
Drowned in beer
fried like a chip
boiled in hot chocolate

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis - - 5,071 comments

Belgiums really know how to execute people in a very delicious manner... makes me hungry...

Being waffled to death would really hit the spot right now xD

and Meh on all the Merica hate, sometimes I get frustrated with my country too.

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Mr.Walrus
Mr.Walrus - - 5,806 comments

You are a fool, _W_. With its vast armies and inexhaustible resources, Luxembourg will bring about the New World Order.

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Quinn-G
Quinn-G - - 360 comments

Dude! I'm Belgian! Besides, our dear King is already too lazy to create a stable government, let alone a dictatorship.

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

I just want to win a god damn lottery so i can live a normal decent life and to be able to afford one god damn game on steam t_t, job doesn't cut it anymore...ahh enough ranting, i want guns too...

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_w_
_w_ - - 6,176 comments

Thanks for making me feel like the lucky kid i am :/
Plus 1 karma for you

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis - - 5,071 comments

Amen

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blonco
blonco - - 133 comments

did someone say semen?

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Ariaga
Ariaga - - 882 comments

Sorry, kiddies. Santa only delivers physical goods.

The implication that removing guns from those regions will make everything better is quite funny too. As if war and the people who conduct them will cease to exist.

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Cloak_and_Dagger
Cloak_and_Dagger - - 14 comments

Given the recent tragic shootings, that is definitely not how every American feels.

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Smallchange
Smallchange - - 2,108 comments

It's how more of us than you would imagine feel ;)

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MasterJason
MasterJason - - 854 comments

I am not a extremist on guns but even if all the guns in the world disappear Man kind would still find or invent ways to kill itself. And
not only america has gun violence your countries have it to but if you want peace on earth watch this video.

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude - - 4,220 comments

Yep. If it weren't guns, it'd be crossbows. If it weren't crossbows, it'd be bows. If not bows, slingshots, if not slingshots, throwing rocks. If not throwing rocks, swords... then maces, then clubs, and eventually bare fisted.

Mankind always has and always will find ways to kill eachother. Really, guns help to keep that in check. At least they serve as equalizers.

And hell, maybe if we gave some guns to the teachers in that school things would have turned out differently.

In all seriousness though, the issue isn't so much guns. We should all be focusing on the core of the matter. Which was that we had a very disturbed young man who seemed like he was being shielded from the world and left to become very introverted and his mind became less and less healthy as a result. You can't blame guns for the killing. That's almost like when people blame video games, everytime some gamer goes nuts and goes on a rampage. If you want something or someone to blame, the guilty party was this kid's mother. I know it seems like such a controversial thing to propose (since she too was a victim), but... really... she contributed to the problem more than anyone else. They said the kid was homeschooled and then after school stayed home. He already had mental problems and she just shielded the poor kid more from life. It's not hard to imagine someone snapping under those sort of conditions.

Anyway... those are my two cents worth.

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_w_
_w_ - - 6,176 comments

It's easy to pick on the mother, while the real problem for the fact that she had such a hard time to raise him lies in your social security system which is utter ****. Blaming the mother is surreal and pointless... makes me want to rant about the guns more..

Too much gun shootouts? More guns! Some people are more vulnerable than others and when the crisis or something else strikes, they can go mad. And that person could very well be one of those school guards some are eager to appoint. To me, as a foreigner, it seems like putting out a fire by adding more fuel. Everyone knows people could use knifes or smth instead. But guns are hard to stop, they are more lethal, they can kill more people... they are our advanced killing machines and you think a crossbow or slingshot would hypothetically be more lethal? Only the police needs guns and the 2% of hunters and sports..

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude - - 4,220 comments

I never said crossbows or slingshots would be more lethal. But when you take away the most effective weapon, the next logical choice would be the next most effective weapon (And I cited things such as crossbows and bows as examples).

As for blaming the social security system. Whether this woman had a difficult time raising the kid or not is meaningless. I'm certain that it was damn hard to raise the kid, but that doesn't mean that her having a hard time caused this. Many people are successful parents in spite of those types of hardships... even with mentally ill children.

Now I'm only stating an opinion obviously, but I stand by my statement that she shared a great deal of blame.

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murauder
murauder - - 3,668 comments

I would like a Mosin-Nagant M91/30 with five stripper clips, with the 7.62x51mm rounds inside of the clips, and the original bayonet to go with it.
Also a rottweiler.

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Smallchange
Smallchange - - 2,108 comments

You sir... Failed... The Mosin-Nagant does not shoot the Nato 7.62x51mm, that's the Nato name for the .308 caliber rifle... The Mosin Nagant fires a 7.62x54mm shell,

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((;^GrimReaper^;))
((;^GrimReaper^;)) - - 563 comments

I know this is not the group to do this but on a serious note...Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Taking away guns will simply make other weapons all the more dangerous. and no more serious posts for me.

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MasterJason
MasterJason - - 854 comments

You are right if there was no guns man kind would make new ways to kill people. We would use bombs swords rocks spears anything to kill each other and most likely the world would become the fall out series because as the game says since we have been killing it self.

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_w_
_w_ - - 6,176 comments

Forget everything i said, if they want to shoot themselves go ahead.

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