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Me: "I shanked an Easter egg because hoes keep stealing my tacos!"
i ate homer because im sexy like that....
I slept with my lover because i'm sexy like that...looool i finally got something good from things like this :D
I beat the cookie monster because I've got abs.
Wat?
I ate a golf ball because I'm a pimp... wut da zog?
Though taking a look at other potential combinations, I should be thankful with what I got.
I "beeped" a golfball because I am gay...
Interesting...I was not aware of this..
I can only imagine your husband's reaction...
I cuddled with a toothbrush because I'm a pimp....
Ok then...
I ****** the kool-aid man because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
oh god, why?
I actually LOL'ed at your's :P
LOL..Really,why did you do that..^_^
I ran naked with the kool-aid man because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
Wait, am I you?
I cuddled with a golf ball because hoes keep stealing my tacos .....
o_o
I cuddled with a hippie because I'm sexy like that...
i beat a dog because hoes keep stealing my tacos
i cuddled with a glass of milk because i love to snort cocaine... sounds about right
I stabbed a pot head because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
what the hell?
i ****** some crack heads because i'm sexy like that
^could be worse, btw
I ate a porn star because i love marijuana
YOU MONSTER!
but it's true
I ran shirtless with a stripper because I'm sexy like that.
HAHAHAHA "I ****** Paris Hilton because I'm sexy like that"
i stabbed homer because i love marijuana.
"I ran naked with the trojan man because I am sexy like that."
I don't get it. lol
Trojan is also the name of a brand on condoms.
I shot a **** because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
......O_O
I shot a Teletubby because I love to snort cocaine
Gonna use my fake birthday (long story, and it's not my fault) then...
I cuddled with a drink because I'm good in bed.
...
... Ok, time to take my meds.
I stabbed a golf ball because I'm a pimp.
Man these hoes keep stealing everybody's tacos!
What gives?
Its becuase they wear white shirts.
I'll make sure not to wear a white shirt while eating Tacos..
I ate the cookie monster because I've got abs.
I win.
I ****** a bowl of cereals, because I love to snort cocaine *-*
Lol...what?why? ^_^
Well because...
Lol..funny :)
I smoked with a **** because I'm a pimp.
Wat.
I ****** a golf ball because I love marijuana.
You did it when you were high....^o^
"I ran shirtless with a condom because I've got abs."
I shanked a toothbrush because I love to snort cocaine.
I'm struggling to find how this applies to me.
I can't understand the logic behind you cocaine addicts either.
I stabbed a tooth brush because I had too.
The NSA put a nano-phones in it.
I beat the cool-aid man because I'm a pimp
I shot your grandma because im sexy like that... yolo?
"I ran naked with some crack heads because hoes keep stealing my tacos"
What the fudge?
I cuddled with a porn star because I'm a pimp.
Suckers. >:)
I shot a porn star because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me.
I ate a hippie because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me.