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It's all good guys, new zealand isnt working for lizard people
Yay! My country is (kinda) in the news for something.
The conspiracy thickens...
... lies. ALL LIES! AUSTRALIA, ONWARDS!
I demand Obama take the same test! We still wont know if he was born in the US or not but we could take solace in the fact that he isn't a lizard man
..a citizen actually went through all the paperwork to find this out?
Nice try, but all shapeshifting reptilian aliens say that.
Wouldnt humans also say that ??
BURY THE XENO HERETIC!
I say we test him for witchcraft next. Drop him in a lake with a rock and see if he swims out. If he does burn him at the stake in our lord Gaben's name!
Of course he didn't test positive for being a reptile. Everyone knows that New Zealand is run by shape shifting Dodos instead. They just wanted you to think they're extinct...
Bah, it's just a deliberate distraction proving he's not a reptile, when he's in fact an amphibian! I demand more tests!