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"The young girl has arrived." English 1210 Resource Book. Umm... ok? O.o
lol I got "Reluctantly extended a hand to the visitor" -Metro 2033
LOLWUT?
still better than the blank page i got :[
try another book, lol :P
Four of them surrounded de Sable, each man alert, the air thick with fear and suspense
The Secret Crusade by Oliver Bowden
i think id prefer a blank page
'Why would i want to get old?' Asked Loken, opening his tin of lapping powder and applying it to the vambrace, its new colour, a pale, greenish hued metallic still unfamiliar to her. 'Do you?' - False Gods(40k) :(
"Determinate a flat surface´s area means to compare it with another area chosen as a measuring unit and establish how much times this last one is contained on the first one."
-From my school´s math book
(The ****? 0_o*)
lol, looks like you are prepared before making your way to the bedroom :D
" as always, a small army of servitors scrabbled about the dark edges of the circular chamber, manipulating the panels of runes set into the curved wooden walls." Warhammer 40k- Dead men Walking.
orgy anyone?
"In spite of his particularities, Djilas book invites a critic of socialist states elites."
Michael Voslensky's "Nomenklatura"
"Could I please have...?"
From "Russian for travellers". Poor me.
aww.. lol, looks like you have the worst, sorry man :D
"true," Cabrillo acknowledged, "but we cannot fire the first shot".
Nice one, lol.
Golden Buddha by Clive Cussler... nice choice
"ARTHUR ROCK." from "Steve jobs" by walter isaacson
There weren't any words on page 34.
a blaster bolt seared past his head and he found himself in the middle of a firefight.
Republic Commando: True Colors by Karen Traviss
Not sure what this means... :P
I think it might mean you're homosexual...
Or mabye it means he is competitive with other people to impress women. :P
Besides the fact that you're reading a good book? I have no idea :P
"The bulkier male figure could stand a little extra embellishment,"
That sounds bad. :P
"Once my interest in the social question was aroused, I began to study it with all thoroughness" - pg.34 Mein Kampf, MOTHER OF GOD wtf Hitler o0 ......
lol, wtf Hitler... He knew this line would be used in this way some day :P
"Yes, Madame" Most interesting
Auburn University's Student, Faculty and Staff Directory contains a section entitled "Auburn Pastors and Campus Ministers."
~Understanding the Times.
"I belive he loved me as far a temperament like his allowed. Never he mentioned the word "love"."
-H.P.Lovecraft complete collection.
...
AWW CRAP!
Algebra textbook
"Irrational numbers are all the numbers that are not rational."
X-ray of the Cauda Equina with a contrast medium in the subarachnoid space (Atlas of the Human Body)
..........
"A mermaide!"
"-Cream and three cubes of sugar, and a doughnut"
"Aerolithology"
--First sentence of Page 34 of Webster's Third New International Dictionary.
Definition: "The science that deals with meteorites." :D
Life is like a story,it is not important how long it is,but how long it is.
"motion of objects that have constant acceleration is common in nature."
-Laboratory experiments in college physics
errr...no clue.
"But it will be easy enough to find him without that, if ever we arrive there"
-The Hobbit
Wow, that really works XD
"Thus if x and y belong to the ɛ-neighborhood of a and b, respectively, then x+y belongs to the 2ɛ-neighborhood of a+b."
Introduction to Real Analysis - 3rd Edition
...wut?
"Mark had to get out of this bathroom"
-Pendragon
"In clock there is a pendulum which makes one period in 1 second."
..."Find how long is the pendulum"
-physics, mechanics
"You can engage in combat on land and at sea"
-age of empires 2 manual
engange in combat...I see what you did there
"We suggest the option to Save. In the next window you will specify in which folder you wish to save."
-Internet for kids.
WELL **** ME !
That last sentence that you wrote yourself seems to be the preferable one.
What the........?
"This would lead to the fall of the roman empire, according to the conservative aristocrats."
>Romans - the ancient superpower.
"She turned away, her eyes stinging." Sounds bad, but this is the next sentence: "She wiped them and took a breath, blinking at the sky."
AWWWWW YEAH!
The Snow Falcon, Stuart Harrison.
"command the Earth"
"sheer horror flooded her face. Apparently she revived enough to persevere her profession."
O.o
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
"The Following edges only work when the character is dealt a joker during combat."
-Savage Worlds Explorer's Edition Handbook. (Pen and Paper Game.... I know, hardcore nerdery)
there's just a picture of a wrinkly old man with a stick...
"I bet Santa Claus will answer my call and..." Holy ****
- Donald Duck