I almost ran over a cat once - it was terrible since I love all animals. Lucky for me, cats are incredibly agile and she or he was able to dodge the car wheels in the last second.
Some time ago, I took my motorcycle for a short ride, you know just for fun. I was riding along a straight, empty road and saw a pigeon chilling in the middle of my lane. I was pretty sure, that the bird is going to take off and just kept blasting. The pigeon took of, for sure, but he did it, like 3m before my bike. I saw this birdbrain flying against my face, so instead of trying to dodge it, I heave headbutted him. I've no idea why, so don't even ask. Apart from the slight neck pain, I had to stop and wipe a considerable amount of crap and feathers from my visor.
That's also why you should always wear a helmet. No excuses.
Genius
Genius until they try it on someone with an empty chest cavity (like me) and they end up driving it over.... several times.
Those poor tires!
Who's a good doggy? It's you!
I almost ran over a cat once - it was terrible since I love all animals. Lucky for me, cats are incredibly agile and she or he was able to dodge the car wheels in the last second.
Some time ago, I took my motorcycle for a short ride, you know just for fun. I was riding along a straight, empty road and saw a pigeon chilling in the middle of my lane. I was pretty sure, that the bird is going to take off and just kept blasting. The pigeon took of, for sure, but he did it, like 3m before my bike. I saw this birdbrain flying against my face, so instead of trying to dodge it, I heave headbutted him. I've no idea why, so don't even ask. Apart from the slight neck pain, I had to stop and wipe a considerable amount of crap and feathers from my visor.
That's also why you should always wear a helmet. No excuses.