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CommanderDG
CommanderDG - - 1,389 comments

ok, lets give it a try.
9 * 0 = 0
9 + 0= 9
9 + 9 = 18
18 + 0 = 18
18 + 0 = 18
18 + 9 = 27

27 is the final answer. That wasn't hard. Can I see the link? Also, have you reconsidered your departure from this planet =D?

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CommanderDef Author
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

thank you, thank you... I'll reconsider

Img51.imageshack.us

But it's in Czech and Slovak language, you won't understand how they send each other to first class, how one girl wrote her father is mathematician, etc.

You see imageshack, but I have a terrible feeling there was really the question and someone took out correct answers and left the rest to make this image.

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CommanderDG
CommanderDG - - 1,389 comments

Rofl, I am dying of laughing right now. If I understood their reasoning properly they just multiplied all the term except the last one by zero. Oh man, this is amazing. Math and physics is universal, the language doens't matter really. Well, I have seen much worse so I have already lost faith in humanity anyways lol. Except there is no shuttle left to leave xD.

Sorry, I hope I am not offending anyone.

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CommanderDef Author
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

Offending? Their existence is offensive!!

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shroomman
shroomman - - 875 comments

haha i like that comment best "0=0+9=9" so 0=9
this must be break threw in maths (finally scientists found out nine is equal to zero)

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shroomman
shroomman - - 875 comments

Mind to multiply before adding!!!!

9+0+9+0+ !9 x 0! +9 =

9+0+9+0+ !0! +9 =

9+9+9 = 9x3 = 27

You would have to put it like this to get out 9 as correct answer:

(9+0+9+0+9)x0 +9 = 9

but then again it would be other "problem"

But as most would start 9+0+9+0+9 = 27 .... and go on 27x0 = 0 ..... 0+9 = 9

forgetting maths has certain rules!!! (I followed this path 1st before I said to myself: stop! first 9x0)

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CommanderDef Author
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

I am glad that moddb community is better than facebook community!

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OsoDEADLY
OsoDEADLY - - 668 comments

FAIL! its 9.
9+0+9+0+9=27 Right?
well 27*0=0 Right?
0+9=9 WIN!

See the question is 9+0+9+0+9X0, the X is multiply, so you multiply then term you got before by zero, which in this case is 27. you get 0 and add the final 9. Therefore the answer is 9, not 27.

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waf4lgn
waf4lgn - - 18 comments

27

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Headhunter128
Headhunter128 - - 5,145 comments

Lol. My answer is 9 xD But I guess that is incorrect? :P

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Kubisoft
Kubisoft - - 27 comments

27...easy:)

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megavin123
megavin123 - - 1,024 comments

27 :P

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

multiplying always comes before + or -, so yeah answer is 27

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FrikysKiller
FrikysKiller - - 310 comments

I hated maths back in school, and I`m probably wrong, but I think it`s 9.
Everything got multiplied by 0, so it`s only 0+9=9.
Or perhaps only that 9 got multiplied by 0, and then it would be 27, as stated before.
Maths are really boring.

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shroomman
shroomman - - 875 comments

seems that maths isn't boring, only seems you not have any clue of it!

sad realy sad

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CommanderDG
CommanderDG - - 1,389 comments

Oh gawd, some people forget PEDMAS: "Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication and Division, and Addition and Subtraction"

There is no parentheses in the problem nor any exponents.
Thus following PEDMAS, Multiplication would be the first operation to start with. I.E.:
9+0+9+0+9*0+9=y
y being the result you are looking for.

---> 9+0+9+0+0+9=y
Remove the zero
---> 9+9+9=y
---> 27=y

This is not rocket science. This is 2nd grade arithmetic. Haters gonna hate....

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CommanderDef Author
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

It is. So why we can easily find people who don't know it?

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CommanderDG
CommanderDG - - 1,389 comments

"I hated maths back in school"
"Maths are really boring."

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Headhunter128
Headhunter128 - - 5,145 comments

Well, I was pretty much content with daydreaming in 2nd grade.. Lol

Now its tetris, but same result. Me + Math = Don't care. xD

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CommanderDef Author
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

hmm, I have still problem with daydreaming, in all lessons. I have very wild fantasy and combined with sci-fi...

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Headhunter128
Headhunter128 - - 5,145 comments

Hehe. A very dangerous combination :P

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Circular0rb
Circular0rb - - 2,124 comments

I got over 9000!!!

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour - - 1,533 comments

WHAT? 9000?!

{on topic, its 27}

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hellodean
hellodean - - 1,451 comments

hmm, i got 243.. i'll show my working

9+0+9+0+9x0+9=
i got rid of the zeros
9+0=9 +9=18 +0=18 +9=27 x 0+9=9
so
27x9=243

tho thinking about it, it would of had to of been written
9+0+9+0+9x(0+9)

am i correct in thinking the brackets make the difference?

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CommanderDG
CommanderDG - - 1,389 comments

"Multiplication would be the first operation to start with"

Never thought I would have to quote myself.
Yes the bracket make a difference but you still got it wrong, if there there would be brackets the answer would be 99.

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hellodean
hellodean - - 1,451 comments

oh right yeah it would be 99, it would have to be

(9+0+9+0+9)x(0+9)

to get to 243

its been a while, i dont really get to do maths for anything anymore.. iv gotten seriously rusty

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CommanderDG
CommanderDG - - 1,389 comments

Ignore the second "there". I was distracted.
Your revised equation is correct.

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RC-XDDD
RC-XDDD - - 109 comments

27 yay

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attackmike
attackmike - - 524 comments

im sure all those the people in that image was trolling...atleast i hope so

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leiste
leiste - - 83 comments

Should be 27.
9x0=0
+9
+9
+9
=27

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Flash112
Flash112 - - 1,218 comments

27...awww yeahhh

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Kasumi Krystal
Kasumi Krystal - - 1,446 comments

First comes multiplying.
Then adding , rite ?

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Admiral-165
Admiral-165 - - 2,217 comments

PEDMAS lol... we learned BEDMAS, which is the same except B is brackets... either way once it becomes a habit you just always do it...

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attackmike
attackmike - - 524 comments

42

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler - - 1,053 comments

your all wrong.
its 9
all that x0 = 0+9=9

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75shaddude
75shaddude - - 122 comments

using BEDMAS you get 27.

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I would post the original here, but I somehow don't want to translate 72 bullshits. Please, don't make me say that "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."