1. Shave yourself bald when you are only 5 years old
2. Wear nothing but pink underwear and a blue bra
3. Pour milk on your head daily
4. Rip out your intestines
5. Fart on your BFF
6. Do the harlem shake
7. Pee on a chicken
8. Get yourself broken arms and legs
9. At this time you are like 75
10. Go die in a hole
I think I did number 4 and 7 already :P
7.5: GET KIDS