The Fredians have become divided; on one side are the symbols of all that is good and great in the world, the followers of Deer_hunter and on the other, the servants of Natas in the evil Walrus horde. The Heroic followers of Fred have kidnapped one of Natas generals from the Arctic Circle; if he is not returned by the end of this weekend, the armies of the North Pole shall mobilize, and the Walruses shall begin an invasion of Canada to purge the true followers of Fred in the "Walrus Crusade".
Now, allies and friends of the Fred, come forth! We need you to fight off the servants of Natas(aka the Walrus)! THE WALRUS CRUSADE APPROACHES!