My Fellow Fredians, An unfortunate chain of events has come to pass. The evil pervy pancake loving walrus horde is as we speak planning to invade the beloved land of Fredrael- the chosen land of the one true god Fred. As you all know if this occurs it will trigger the end of days- yes the fluffybunnyocolips may very well be at hand.
because of this I am ordering the execution of Holy order 96 (not to be confused with 69 lol), which as you all know states that "If and or when the walrus horde decides to follow the evil will of Natas and commit Heresy against the church of Fred, they must be laided low as unto the dust itself."
I the High GrandMastery Overloard In Chief Guy of Fred and Avatar of his word on this plane of existence order the extermination of all heretic walruses/ the followers of flapjack (aka formally prophet walrus)
We can do this, So in the name of Fred to War!
You two are crazy...
crazy, religious its all the same...
either way were are going to nuke the walruses into a smoldering oblivion which as all can see is completly deserved.
Oh dear, dear Deer_Hunter, and your misguided soul. If only you could recognize the delusions Natas has been feeding you, but you cannot see the evils clouding your mind! I feel terribly sorry... Break free Deer, break free!
So which of you have oil?
we can make fuel out of walrus blubber
and walrus bacom out of the rest.
So it is decided. I heard that walrus make threads to human rights. For peace!
Balderdash! Canada's the one that has oil, and unless they renounce Natas we'll be forced to take it from them.