Hello, ModDB readers, viewers, and listeners (if you're a blind videogamer having this read to you). Impromptu Games inquires of you: Are our offices dismal enough?
Posted by Lacabra on
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Velociraptor Job Interview Simulator Pro is the story of a lone velociraptor who wishes to become a successful businessraptor in spite of the insurmountable racial prejudice which would normally prevent a raptor, or, indeed, any dinosaur at all, from securing a position in a respected corporation. The only recourse for our hero is to attend his job interviews in a cunning disguise, masquerading under a pseudonym. Desperate to achieve success in his harsh corporate surroundings, he is forced to employ not only his razor-sharp wits but his teeth and claws, which are probably even sharper.
Hello, ModDB readers, viewers, and listeners (if you're a blind videogamer having this read to you). Impromptu Games inquires of you: Are our offices dismal enough?
Posted by Lacabra on
Oh god I laughed so hard on the idea :D
Is that office lit by only one fluorescent fixture, or are more hiding out of view? If so, it should be even moodier!
Paint unhappy smiley faces on the cardboard boxes.
In seriousness though, does look pretty depressing, it could use huge stacks of books and paperwork on the desks.
I often find small personal items meant to cheer up a work place to be the most depressing features of all - please add motivational posters, pictures of people with their pets, bobble heads, and cartoon bendy toys in a vain attempt to denote individuality that actually merely reinforces the sad uniformity of the corporate cubicle.
Good call. And nicely put.
oh and I love the concept - nice work ;D
this is hilarious and original
keep it up guys!
This project is pure win. I hope you guys get some gameplay soon.
Now that's an original idea :)
Fantastic idea, i love the concept
A few cracks in the walls, perhaps some water dripping from the ceiling, and I believe you'll have it.
Could be a bit more dark, I suppose. And grim. Grimly dark. Or darkly grim.
reported this mod...for awesome epicness :D
Thanks dudes!
Add some of those effing horrible motivational posters, mebby. They depress me at my workplace.
Add Elevator music! (subtle and boring)
flickering light!
Those are the most beautiful cardboard boxes I've ever seen.
those cardboard boxes are HOT!
could we get a pic of them with a red moodlight and some candles?
:D
I LOVE THIS MOD! I can just feel my sould beeing crushed by coorperate america when looking at thoose boxes.
I want to see where this is going, so far most original just hate to see the mess afterward if he fails at getting the job :P
Less variety, have grid-like layouts and other lack places laking origionality
very nice, tracking this mod
Not quite as depressing as it could be.
I think it's because those terrible offices have either terribly dark yellowy lights that cause you to squint at everything and destroy your eyes within a couple of months OR a million watt white halogen lights that destroy your eyes within a couple of months.
But then your mod wouldn't look so damn sweet anymore