The Legend of Equip Pants

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The Legend of Equip Pants is a Zelda-like episodic adventure RPG where instead of equipping and upgrading a sword, you have to equip and upgrade your pants. In fact, the entire universe revolves around pants, because why not? Visit the Pantsmith. Fear evil creatures living in Pantsylvania. Enjoy epic pants puns. The game's first three episodes are coming soon. I've broken the RPG elements down into delicious, pint-sized episodes so they can be consumed without the confusion, head spins, and frequent breaks often associated with giant servings of RPG content. My goal is to deliver 20 minutes of mostly self-contained fun in each episode.

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2000 plays. 6000 deaths. 40 seconds.

2000 plays. 6000 deaths. 40 seconds.

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I made a holiday-themed data visualization with map data from the latest episode of Legend of Equip Pants. I think it turned out awesome, and I wanted...

Play Equip Pants FREE on Web - New Panta Claus Episode!

Play Equip Pants FREE on Web - New Panta Claus Episode!

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It's a Pantsmas miracle! The Legend of Equip > Pants is now available FREE for Chrome on Windows, Linux, and Mac. Join the 15,000 people who have played...

Legend of Equip Pants - First Two Episodes Now Playing on iPhone and iPad

Legend of Equip Pants - First Two Episodes Now Playing on iPhone and iPad

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Coming first to iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch, the much panticipated new adventure RPG is available for FREE! Episodes 1 and 2 are out now.

Equip > Pants - Story and Gameplay Update

Equip > Pants - Story and Gameplay Update

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You know that dream where you are at work or school, and you realize you forgot to put on pants? I wanted to give a little update about the story and...

iOS App Coming Soon! / Progress Update

iOS App Coming Soon! / Progress Update

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I've submitted The Legend of Equip > Pants to Apple for approval! I've got lots of news to catch up on. Here's some updates about my progress, the game's...

Progress Update / Meet Some Sprites!

Progress Update / Meet Some Sprites!

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Progress update for The Legend of Equip Pants featuring new updated sprites for several of our cast of characters.

Art and Animations in the World of Equip Pants

Art and Animations in the World of Equip Pants

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I'd like to introduce you to the pixel art style and visual texture of The Legend of Equip > Pants. Here are some of my favorite animated GIFs capturing...

Equip > Progress and Schedule Update

Equip > Progress and Schedule Update

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I wanted to give everybody a bit of an update on what I'm working on right now, and where I'm at in terms of progress towards a release of The Legend...

Why an Episodic RPG?

Why an Episodic RPG?

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I love RPGs, but as a player I don't always have time for quests that take hours to complete. Life gets in the way, and by the time I pick the game up...