Super Adventure Game Land file

This is an SWF so it'll come up in flash format.

Features of this game include:

- Retro-Action Gameplay, with Atari sound effects to boot!
- Three Levels full of angry enemies, dragons, and homicidal trees!
- Nostalgia like you've never seen it before, even in the main menu!
- Comedic humor that only a guy like me can throw at you.
- A dragon that'll scare your mother, twice, in one of the most epic boss fights ever.
- An Awesome Soundtrack.
- Hi-Res Graphics, that is, as Hi-Res as Second Gen graphics can go, lol.
- A bomb that wtfpwns everything, I'm serious.

So what are you waiting for?
Download it dammit!
Or else your mother will be ashamed, in fact, your father will be too.
Your friends will abandon you, your house will be foreclosed, your kitten will spit in your face when it sees you, mirrors will shatter...

But hey, if you download it, stuff like that won't happen!
In fact, your mom and dad will never be prouder, you'll be the coolest person at school/college/the workplace, your computer will want to have-

Ok, that's taking it a bit too far, but you get the idea :D