Drink Beer, Neglect Family: Mobile
ArcadeYou are a depressed father who spends most of his time drinking beer and avoiding his family. How long can you avoid them, and at what cost? Every beer...
Game was inspired by a song, "Lizatori Pizdere - Rokni me s macolom" which was recorded just for fun and lasts around 40 seconds. It was enough to start up a crazy mind! ....unfortunately song looses it sense once translated, that is why I started developing this game in Serbian, but I will translate it for sure.
Gameplay follows the text of the song which is something like:
Hit my balls with it,
Hit my dick with it
-----> The game is all about moving around and killing wandering dicks and balls. So basically it might help you release negative energy and relax a bit. (It's pretty dumb yeah - the toilet humor) For each killed you will get points which you will need to unlock doors at the end after killing a boss! Later on I have planned buying upgrades with these points. Each level will be pretty unique and hard on its own way...There will be a Co-OP mode, where PLAYER1 plays with standard commands (Arrows to move, Space to jump) and PLAYER2 plays on numeric keyboard.
Here is an overview of a current actors in game. There are as well special objects that give boost/health-points etc...
Main actor in game, Macola. It is controlled by player and has 5 hit points. Through game you will be able to pickup various boosts that will increase your strength or re-fill your health.
Main Enemy, The dick. It is programmed to slowly wander around the map, not moving too far from its original position but just enough so it can pickup nearby boosts or get the player in a bad position. For example if it picks up KONJSKA VIAGRA (Horse Viagra) it gains health points boost, but if it picks up a CONDOM it will loose the ability to shoot.
Passive enemy, The balls. Player can chose either to stomp on them or leave them alone. Stomping on balls can give player points, but also glues player in place for 2 seconds which can be fatal if dicks are near.
The BOSS. I will not reveal its name just yet nor its look and he will not be included in first DEMO. The boss is a surprise!
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