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Patchman vs. Blue Squares

Patchman vs. Blue Squares

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More Sheeple need rescuing, and Patchman is on the case! But now there are sinister new Blue Squares to contend with...

Patchman in Translation + itch.io launch

Patchman in Translation + itch.io launch

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For four operating systems: Linux, OSX, Windows, Android - and over twenty languages supported!

Patchman vs. Red Circles

Patchman vs. Red Circles

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The first episode of Don't Be Patchman is ready for desktop and mobile!

Don't Be Patchman - Kickstarter Suspense

Don't Be Patchman - Kickstarter Suspense

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Our Kickstarter is a rollercoaster teetering on the edge of a volcano! What is going to happen?

Steam GreenLight is Live

Steam GreenLight is Live

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Featuring a new trailer with 100% freshly-squeezed gameplay footage!

Dastardly Devious Drones!

Dastardly Devious Drones!

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Fast, dangerous machines that give Patchman heaps of anxiety!

Introducing: The Sheeple

Introducing: The Sheeple

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Collect symbols, visit vending machines, and eat yummy packaged food! Ignore those tubes tho...

Nectar - From Simple Concept to Complex Creation

Nectar - From Simple Concept to Complex Creation

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Another plant in our game. Grow it, water it, harvest it, throw it, eat it, and spit it out!

From Fruit to Seed to Plant - Our Growing System

From Fruit to Seed to Plant - Our Growing System

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We'd like to share early info on one of our key in-game mechanics: plant growth.