I now present to you the top five reasons to vote for Digitanks in order of ascending importance and descending numeral.
5. Upcoming Expansions for Artillery Mode - We're planning to add a tankload of new weapons and variety to artillery mode in the next release. Our highly trained Playtest Technicians have observed a threefold increase in fun in this game mode already, and our prototype's not even done.
4. We Have A Monopoly On Digitanks - We have been in talks with the Federal Trade Commission and they've ruled that our monopoly is a fairly gained one and we have so far not abused our monopoly in the Digitanks market to gain unfair and uncompetitive advantage in other markets.
3. Digitanks Is Not A Virus - Despite claims to the contrary by certain popular antivirus programs, Digitanks does not infect your computer I mean it does not install adware in your computer I am not legally obligated to tell you that Digitanks is completely safe for your computer Okay I don't guarantee your computer's safety while using Digitanks. But I can guarantee you'll enjoy it.
2. Help Feed My Dog - He's hungry and he looks at me with those cute little puppy dog eyes. Every time someone votes for us, I'll give him a nice yummy treat.
1. If we beat Minecraft, I'll add cake to the game.
dude you can't tell people what to do
Omg how old are you, he is not telling anyone to do anything. I think this was if anything a really original approach to trying to sell his product to us. Good work on the post and keep up the good work on the game.
Well I WAS going to vote for Digitanks, but now I can't on principle. Maybe next year.
On principle? Care to share that principle with the rest of the community? That is the funniest thing I have ever heard, or maybe it is not.
Well I wasn't going to vote for Digitanks, but then puppy eyes.
Here's the comment I was expecting. Dunno what the two people above you are on about.
Voted.
Cake!
Huzzah for Cake!
the cake is a lie!
The game could be a lot better in RTS. thats why im not voting for it.
Lol.
Up until #3 I was like YAWWWNNNN... what else?
But, when 3 came I was like?
Virus? Adware? Now he's talking...
Then #2
Puppy... eyes??? I MUST FEED THIS DOG!!!
#1
SSSSSOOOOLLLLDDDD!!! *EPIC VOTE BUTTON SMASH*
now I need a new keyboard as this entire thing took almost 5-7 minutes to write...
You guys got my vote a long time ago... I love this game.
Voted. I hope your dog enjoys his treat ;)