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| Mar 25 2003 Anchor | ||
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I'm gonna need a little more info than that, thanks. |
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Google to the rescue, brb. -- Why wont it save me? |
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Rarecentral.netfirms.com & Metacritic.com & Spong.com UK developer, Rare, has always had a reputation as one of the world’s finest producers of games, and not without reason. Loyal to Nintendo, and only Nintendo, Rare has also been known for its tendency to develop cute-looking games, believed to target a younger audience. Perhaps this stems from being with Nintendo for too long, who can say? Eager to escape this common consensus, Conker’s Bad Fur Day comes along, and oh my God! it’s a shocker. So much so that Nintendo themselves refused to publish the game, and so the duty went to THQ, the company responsible for bringing us the mighty WWF Smackdown series. On his 21st birthday, Conker gets absolutely faced before throwing up all over the street outside the local pub. Waking up in a strange place, and extremely hungover, Conker struggles to find his way home, only to find that the Evil Teddy Bears have overrun the land. Conker is not amused, and embarks upon an explicit quest of puking and excreting with attitude. Oh dear, Rare has been naughty. While the story of the game is tailored to suit an immature adult audience, Rare hasn’t let its ability to produce a fabulous game slip. As the company’s last Nintendo 64 game, it is without a doubt, the most accomplished product in the history of the platform. Environments are amazingly lush and beautiful, but this is where the cutesy stuff stops. As you progress, you’ll come across foul-mouthed little blighters that rival even Conker’s filthy outbursts, not to mention giant mountains of poo and evil Panther Kings. Conker’s Bad Fur Day is a platform game through and through. Conker has all the usual abilities, run, jump and punch, as well as being able to use his tail for a little extra flight, among other things. What may have been a standard platforming affair by any other software house is in fact, an innovative and hilarious game that has earned itself a well-deserved place in the infamous Rare portfolio. -- Why wont it save me? |
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| Mar 25 2003 Anchor | ||
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It got an M rating from simply toilet humour? --
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Conker swears ALOT, he's an alcoholic, he also pisses on things. He also emits lots of blood. He grabs boobies too. - Edited By CheapAlert On Tue 25th, Mar 2003 @ 12:41:58pm -- < insert subject games here >
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| Mar 25 2003 Anchor | ||
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Wonderful. Cussing, beer, pee, poo, blood and boobs. What a combination. --
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| Mar 25 2003 Anchor | ||
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yeah, conker is a sex'oholic, he really doesnt say anything bad, its the people and things around him. I think the best part is the War scene when you have to charge the beach against the evil tediez. Multiplayer was cool to, but lack of maps best boss is the giant poo monster that sings and throws shit at you. and you have to throw toilet paper in his mouth -- Sachmo The Wang™ and me™ are property of modDB© Dead Aim Clear Score: 41mins 16secs beat that biaotch!! |
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| Mar 25 2003 Anchor | ||
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o...kk...Hope they make an Xbox version -- Why wont it save me? |
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Probably not, Conker was around December 2000 - how could you guys miss that -- < insert subject games here >
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| Mar 25 2003 Anchor | ||
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no actually they are making the sequel on the xbox -- Sachmo The Wang™ and me™ are property of modDB© Dead Aim Clear Score: 41mins 16secs beat that biaotch!! |
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| Mar 26 2003 Anchor | ||
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*cheers* Does Conker ever get to see naked flesh ingame? |
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| Mar 26 2003 Anchor | ||
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Imagine him in his hurry goodness running round grassy slopes pissing everywhere with splashes reclecting of a dirty lake -- Why wont it save me? |
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| Mar 26 2003 Anchor | ||
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Yes, but do any girls get naked? |
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| Mar 26 2003 Anchor | ||
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I like PS2 the best, because it has the best selection of games. Gamecube would be my second because it has Metroid Prime on it (and new zelda to). As for X-Box...umm, it makes a great door stopper. Dark-Majin --
Dark-MajinCan you say, "Blargin Blargin??"Dark-Majin Never molest a shark of any kind, regardless of size... - "Jerrid" Sheppards we shall be. For thee my Lord, for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand. Our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be, Noma de patri, it fili, spirit du santi - Boondock Saints |
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| Mar 26 2003 Anchor | ||
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Xbox makes a good door stopper? |
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| Mar 26 2003 Anchor | ||
I like bread, its the best because theyre 50'000 diffrent types, no-one actually cares if 49'500 suck and taste like shite. However I think cheese would be second because it has mold in some times (oh and occasionally it has bits of fluff!). As for fish, umm, it makes for a good deodorant. OH PLEASE, what a shite opinion. -- Why wont it save me? |
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| Mar 26 2003 Anchor | ||
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| Mar 26 2003 Anchor | ||
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*me holds i should get conkers... seeing as the only console beside my gba is a n64... -- ______________________ |
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| Mar 26 2003 Anchor | ||
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GBA isn't a console, it's a handheld. You're sweaty, have you been jogging? |
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| Mar 26 2003 Anchor | ||
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GBA is a handheldconsole -- Why wont it save me? |
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| Mar 26 2003 Anchor | ||
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Nuh-uh. |
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| Mar 26 2003 Anchor | ||
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i have to agree with azz0r, its still considered a console -- Sachmo The Wang™ and me™ are property of modDB© Dead Aim Clear Score: 41mins 16secs beat that biaotch!! |
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| Mar 26 2003 Anchor | ||
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Exactly, just a handheld console. -- Why wont it save me? |
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-- Why wont it save me? |
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If I could hand you a heaping wad of death right now I would.
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