Story Writing Contest Thread

Im Gonna Offer A Desura Key To The Game Unstoppable Gorg To Anyone Who Can Write A Good Story.

These Are The Rules:
It Can Be As Long As You Want
It Can Be About Anything, No Time Period
(I Will Also Allow The Public To Vote For The Best Story, Anyone Know How To Make A Poll? )
Contest Is Open For 1 Week*
I Will Also Include Myself In The Contest Check My Desura Page For My Own Entry, If I Win No One Gets The Key
Contest Is Over J_C_A Wins For His Amazing Work.

Edited by: Anti_Griefer_666

1 thread only plz

Anti_Griefer_666 wrote: Im Gonna Offer A Desura Key To The Game Unstoppable Gorg To Anyone Who Can Write A Good Story.
I Will Be The Judge, But I Will Also Allow The Public To Vote For The Best Story
I Will Also Include Myself In The Contest Check My Desura Page For My Own Entry, If I Win No One Gets The Key

whats the point then?

Lol Ok, I Wont Be A Judge. Thanks For Pointing That Out

Please, don't start each word with a capital

I'd participate but I'm don't feel that comfortable with English

Edited by: ANtY93

Given the quality of your above posts, I would enter or judge if I were you D:

*Since No One Has Entered, I Will Extend The Time To 1 Week For Entry. I Really Hope Someone Can Write Better Than Me

Anti_Griefer_666 wrote: *Since No One Has Entered, I Will Extend The Time To 1 Week For Entry. I Really Hope Someone Can Write Better Than Me

Really, triple-sixes? Are we twelve? Also, capitalizing every word is unnecessary. Lastly, a contest is usually far more specific in aim and actually has a sense of structure. This is just... you arbitrarily asking people to write stories in order to possibly get one indie game. Rather than they themselves doing this, they could just buy the game.

I Have Had This Name A Long Time, And Lots Of Other Desura People Have Numbers In Their Name. I Don't See Why You Are Against Me For Small Things, And If No One Wants To Enter Thats Fine.

some people take what they get to feel superior

=iN thE beginninG thE enD!

=oncE upoN a timE therE waS a darK anD stormY nighT? =oH; anD therE waS alsO a seA anD somE kinD oF a booT floatinG insidE a glasS bottlE= thE captaiN saiD:"i wondeR what'S foR dinneR!" anD hiS boY rubbeD hiS bellY likE a biG gloB oF jellY:= thE feceS oF eviL dreW closeR anD iT stareD straighT intO someoneS eyE.

="ayE, ayE, i don'T knoW whaT thE helL iT iS?" shouteD thE captaiN,"mY boY! therE iS nO timE! youR worD wilL bE enougH!" theN hE felL intO thE seA anD brokE intO a thousanD anD onE piecE. boY throweD awaY hiS clotheS anD revealeD hiS secreT supeR herO identitY; thE boymaN! hE, jumpeD, anD, dislocateD hiS heaD.

=meanwhilE iN thE booT cavE= thE dislocateD heaD becamE completelY detacheD anD saiD:"mY namE iS ricK anD rolleD, uP, uP anD awaY? " hE battleD thE eviL foR unmeasurablE amounT oF timE anD saveD thE princesS anD halF thE kingdoM foR hiS troubleS. theY liveD happilY eveR afteR!
=thE enD oF thE beginninG, tO bE oR noT tO bE continueD?

J_C_A wrote: =iN thE beginninG thE enD!

=oncE upoN a timE therE waS a darK anD stormY nighT? =oH; anD therE waS alsO a seA anD somE kinD oF a booT floatinG insidE a glasS bottlE= thE captaiN saiD:"i wondeR what'S foR dinneR!" anD hiS boY rubbeD hiS bellY likE a biG gloB oF jellY:= thE feceS oF eviL dreW closeR anD iT stareD straighT intO someoneS eyE.

="ayE, ayE, i don'T knoW whaT thE helL iT iS?" shouteD thE captaiN,"mY boY! therE iS nO timE! youR worD wilL bE enougH!" theN hE felL intO thE seA anD brokE intO a thousanD anD onE piecE. boY throweD awaY hiS clotheS anD revealeD hiS secreT supeR herO identitY; thE boymaN! hE, jumpeD, anD, dislocateD hiS heaD.

=meanwhilE iN thE booT cavE= thE dislocateD heaD becamE completelY detacheD anD saiD:"mY namE iS ricK anD rolleD, uP, uP anD awaY? " hE battleD thE eviL foR unmeasurablE amounT oF timE anD saveD thE princesS anD halF thE kingdoM foR hiS troubleS. theY liveD happilY eveR afteR!
=thE enD oF thE beginninG, tO bE oR noT tO bE continueD?

I vote this wins!

why wont you murder him next if you hate him so much

hA hA J_C_A best thing I read all wekk <3

Well, I Am Closing This Thread. We Have A Winner J_C_A Wins For Making Me Spend 2 Minutes Clearing My Drink Out Of My Keyboard, Well Done

If you read it backwards it's pretty epic too

Oh my.. hehe, well thank you