nine hundered things a potato can...? Thread

85. chuck wood

Just cut them up into fries,deep fry them,enjoy and get fat!

86. Stick it in your butt.

Lucífer wrote: 86. Stick it in your butt.

I fixed your profile for you.

Hahaha you guys and gals just keep coming up with new and strange ways, it really cracks me up :-D

I was watching a documentary last night, and it turns out that the more uses you can think up for a plain ever day object is actually a measure of how creative you are as a person. Personally I need a little more proof, but it does make sense.

Here is a link to the documenty:
Bbc.co.uk

That would also make somonels the most creative person here. With MrFidelmios, Flash112, Natalot, xXFluffyMaidenXx coming a close second.

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Crap even more when you eat too many. (sorry, am goofy from no sleep.noisy and nosy neighbors.)

88. Baseball alternative for those of us who can never seem to locate their base/softballs.

89. Pillow stuffing

90. Become an actual Ludum Dare theme...

fk i'd plannign a spesial pots about getn th awrd bt i kep drinkkk the stffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffdxv
91) Homemade Vodka

92. Be Mashed.

I know, I'm just as shocked as you are.

93. Contain with a miniature reactor for a Death Ray.

Some people eat raw potatoes.Yuck!Tater salad is good.
Potatoes are used to make vodka too,aren't they?

94. Get baked.

94. Be cheesed?

Is there such a thing as potato beer?

95. grow, develop, serve a purpose, help the world. unlike people in the world.

If you're referring to me about helping people,I donate money to help people and animals in the town where I live.I also repair computers for my neighbors for free.Can a laptop be run off of a potao batery like a clock?

grouchbag wrote: Can a laptop be run off of a potao batery like a clock? :P

I suppose it could be easily calculable, just get the average voltage from 1 potato and multiply the amount to get the needed voltage, then hook up the needed amount of potatoes in series! AND NEVER PAY THE ELECTRIC COMPANY AGGAAAIN! > : D

96.Hook up thousands of potatoes - Power a tesla coil!

Now running a laptop off a potato WOULD be interesting. Let me know when you or some one else succeeds.Come,people!

97. Bring peace to the middle east (just replace the governing bodies with potatoes and give them time - includes Israel)
98. Dodge
99. Kill a walrus
100. Stink up your apartment
101. Serve as a hipster fashion accessory
102. Be used to open a lock

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103. Marry

You would marry a potato?1?

grouchbag wrote: You would marry a potato?1?

Some people are into some weird stuff.

104. Planted in the ground! (I'm surprised no one's said that yet. If someone has said that, someone should feel free to smack me with a virtual newspaper)
105. Goat bait. Lure goats around with it. (Speaking from experience here)
106. Turned into a grenade.
107. Ammo for a potato gun.

108. tell secrets to, evil secrets

I'm not into weird stuff unless you call sci-fi weird.