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The first full version of crack-life. Don't bother telling me the bugs since I am not going to fix most of them, I have other things I am planning to work on... Crack-Life, the most unfunny, racist, offensive, crappy mod to come out this year, I hope you will some fun in it.

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Crack-Life
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darkangeljasso
darkangeljasso - - 2 comments

perfect

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LordCheekyBreeky
LordCheekyBreeky - - 16 comments

gman lol

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ZombieChibiXD
ZombieChibiXD - - 26 comments

must start over and im gonna kill that scienbrokenbrain

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Guest
Guest - - 689,279 comments

i think it's crack iself

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adrian_freeman2311
adrian_freeman2311 - - 7 comments

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

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HuskyKDT
HuskyKDT - - 40 comments

DICKS, DICKS, DICKS, DICKS, SPAAAAAAAAARTA.

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Guest
Guest - - 689,279 comments

spaaaaaartaaaa...... two second after.... ¡booooom headshot!

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BloxxingBlocks
BloxxingBlocks - - 74 comments

Fifty Seconds later...
[rave music called REMOVE KEBAB plays]

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Guest
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Guest
Guest - - 689,279 comments

desura ruins everything

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Guest
Guest - - 689,279 comments

Why? :O

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flare10101
flare10101 - - 21 comments

What's this? Another silly nonsensical Half Life reskin? Count me in!

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max-damage
max-damage - - 257 comments

How about using that kewl stuff with standard HLDM maps? :)

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5UXMYB4WL5
5UXMYB4WL5 - - 2 comments

I xix it and plyed with a friend, but it's jusg ike hldm but models are changed

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altuzee
altuzee - - 1 comments

I installed the game through Desura but it won't launch. Nothing happens.

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esspytood
esspytood - - 1 comments

Desura is ****, how do I install this, please?

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Guest
Guest - - 689,279 comments

Extract into valve folder in the steamapps/Half-Life folder.

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zackman1996
zackman1996 - - 1 comments

Did that. Still won't work.

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ToweringDoor
ToweringDoor - - 1 comments

You have to restart steam for it to work.

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.Paradox
.Paradox - - 5 comments

Any possible way to get this to work on source?

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FREEMANYOUFOOL
FREEMANYOUFOOL - - 16 comments

No ******* way.

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AltF4four
AltF4four - - 94 comments

i know this is a bit too late, but there is a version of it

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Guest
Guest - - 689,279 comments

that scienbrokenbrain is in my brain

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RastaManGames
RastaManGames - - 237 comments

What name song you using for

*cracklife\sound\ambience\zapmachine.wav

???

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Guest
Guest - - 689,279 comments

Gary Numan - Cars

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Qweekskowped
Qweekskowped - - 918 comments

Darude - Sandstorm

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5UXMYB4WL5
5UXMYB4WL5 - - 2 comments

Gary numan -Cars

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XxXTolentinoXxX
XxXTolentinoXxX - - 9 comments

Garry NOHman - Cuck

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Guest
Guest - - 689,279 comments

i'm going to try and do this with blue shift, LOL!!

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Guest
Guest - - 689,279 comments

How to play:Unzip the mod on desktop
Copy the mod
And paste the mod in valve
Start half life

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LePwnCakes
LePwnCakes - - 1 comments

I just extract it to the game via WinRAR.

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jackerware
jackerware - - 3 comments

how and how do im install this mod i know i have to do -game CrackLife but is not working

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Guest
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Guest
Guest - - 689,279 comments

This is probably the greatest mod ever made.

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Guest
Guest - - 689,279 comments

loool this game is crazy

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haha5700
haha5700 - - 27 comments

太有趣啦!

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sceletum
sceletum - - 9 comments

spreche deustch

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Bost0n-KR33m
Bost0n-KR33m - - 1,134 comments

ha ha ha ha crazy well done mod

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FLOPMAN
FLOPMAN - - 49 comments

good morning ****** xD

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Guest
Guest - - 689,279 comments

卧槽元首乱入

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Qweekskowped
Qweekskowped - - 918 comments

"入" looks like a lambda. HL3 confirmed

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Cpl. William
Cpl. William - - 759 comments

How about Danke-Life 3?

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OnyeNacho
OnyeNacho - - 1,344 comments

Overdosing on Drugs...
Enjoying The Crack-Life man...

*sits at my office and snorts cocaine like a boss!*

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Minecraft_Dog
Minecraft_Dog - - 17 comments

Crack-life :D ;D I love it this game is so funny

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BloxxingBlocks
BloxxingBlocks - - 74 comments

To install this mod:
1. Drag the cracklife folder in your half life game directory.
2. Start Half Life (Steam users: Start Crack-Life)
(Non-steam)3. Select Change Game and then Crack-Life

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Qweekskowped
Qweekskowped - - 918 comments

For WON users:
1. Drag the cracklife folder to C:\SIERRA\Half-Life
2. Start Half-Life
3. Click "Change Game"
4. Select "Crack-Life" then click "Activate".

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Berkolok
Berkolok - - 72 comments

game crashed after start a new game any help ?

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BonnieTheBunny=3
BonnieTheBunny=3 - - 33 comments

Dou You **** Dicks?

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Xinerki
Xinerki - - 12 comments

Lithuanians described perfectly. Because I live in Lithuania. And I'm Soulwatcher >:D (from skype :/). I'm not like the ones in the game.. No, no...

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