Your name is Diego San. No, you're not roleplaying as Garrett in THIS fan-mission. It's not The City, it's Goldenbrade, and you were sent by your boss into the old DiegoFM HQ to investigate the recent attack of virtual entitites that been transformed into real humans, with... speech made of Internet memes and various stuff. Looks like someone has captured Server Complex and the secret laboratory, that had machine to create any entity by using simple fragments of any information. Take your sword, ready your bow, and prepare to kick some ass, because this building is NOT going to meet you friendly.
This fan-mission's objective is NOT supposed to spread hatred or anything bad to any of
existing person. The all content here is NOT supposed to be serious or anyhow insulting.
Consider this FM as a joke.
WARNING!!! I would suggest you to make copy of convict.osm, gen.osm and Motiondb.bin.
Seriously! I don't want to get blamed in a game data corrupt, but in any case - have a backup of
important Thief stuff...
Title : This FM haz NO SENSE
Filename : dometradeorgoface.zip
Author : Diego San aka Zoro
Contact info : at TTLG or Darkfate forums - (Zoro)
Homepage : N/A
Date of Release : 22, October, 2015
Version : 0.9
Before you consider reading credits and bottom part of this readme file, I would suggest you
to play this FM first, or else you're risking to catch spoilers.
This FM is ridicilous in it's visual, or gameplay performance, or both...
For players, who tend to play more of serious or artistic stuff, or for GHOST-player, I would suggest:
DO NOT PLAY THIS FM, else you may not be satisfied by what you've played/tried/whatever did in there.
It's not ghost-friendly, but it doesn't mean you're limited of stealth there. You, however, can't avoid the
boss battle, since it's one of the main objectives.
This FM in it's performance well fits to the former Total Crap Contest, but unfortunately it's kind of late
for an entry. Anyway, play at your own risk!
Story: Your name is Diego San. No, you're not roleplaying as Garrett in THIS fan-mission.
It's not The City, it's Goldenbrade, and you were sent by your boss into the old DiegoFM HQ
to investigate the recent attack of virtual entitites that been transformed into real humans, with...
speech made of Internet memes and various stuff. Looks like someone has captured Server Complex
and the secret laboratory, that had machine to create any entity by using simple fragments of any
information. Take your sword, ready your bow, and prepare to kick some ass, because this building
is NOT going to meet you friendly.
INSPIRED BY: "Prop Hunt", a gamemode in Garry's Mod.
* Playing Information *
Game : Thief 2: The Metal Age
!!New Dark is Required - 1.23 or later!!
Level Name : This FM haz NO SENSE
File Name : Miss23.mis
Gamesys Name : zcityz.gam
Difficulty Settings : Yes
Equipment Store : No
Map/Automap : No
New Graphics : Yes
New Objects : Yes
New Sounds : Yes
EAX Support : I don't know. Really...
Multi-Language Support : No
Briefing : N/A
Total length/Size : N/A
Known bugs : - Don't save due conversation or any special scene. It may
screw your gaming progress.
- After destroying the Materializer terminal, you may start hearing random
sounds after any explosion. It's a bug, but consider it as a feature.
- There might occur a bug with SS2 music, when you load your savegame,
although this is a minor issue.
* Construction *
Base : Scratch
Map Size : Medium
Build Time : Few months (3-4)
* Changelog *
- Made some cosmetic tweaks;
- (Presumambly) fixed the Bane bug;
- Nerfed Bane and SANIC;
- Added a few new rooms, including: ServerComplex kitchen fridge, archive keeper room.
- Added two new secrets.
- Fixed conversation of not being able to play due the trap/trigger error.
- Reduced radius of prop explosion.
* Credits *
Objects - Team CoSaS, Sluggs, Christine, Greenhorn, System Shock 2, Alun D. Bestor, Schwaa, Nameless Voice, Nielsen74
Textures - System Shock 2, cardia1, Zoro, dedx (most of them were taken from Thief DP/Gold)...
Some wallpaper (in-game) textures were taken from Everlasting Summer.
Meshes, AI custom textures - Greenhorn, GORT, Zoro, Sensut, Purgator...
Other custom sounds (excluding AIs taunts) - Counter Strike, System Shock 2, Postal 2, Ultima 9 Ascension...
Special thanks goes to talented people, who voiced the FM characters:
Yandros as Bane,
Random_Taffer as Diego San (protagonist)
Special thanks also goes to those, who helped me out:
and the others...
Krayzie (Matthias W.)
Icons were taken from World of Warcraft.
As taunts are used mostly music fragments and memes like those -
"This is sparta"
"Ylvis - Fox"
"Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up"
"Epic sax guy"
"The Mighty RAW - Go Go Power Rangers!"
and many other...
All this stuff belongs to their owners. I do NOT make any profit of that.
Most of the content is supposed to be a joke, that's all.
If I didn't mention anybody whose works are in this FM - Punch me :S
Just kidding. Let me know via PM or thread post at TTLG forums.
* Loading Information *
Darkloader ready. Do not unzip -- Place in fan mission folder and install using
Darkloader 4.2 or later. Not tested with any other FM loader!!! Sorry.
* Copyright Information *
This mission copyright by Diego San aka Zoro.
Distribution of this level is allowed as long as it is free and the package is
kept intact. You may not include this level in any map pack without my permission.
No one may edit and re-distribute this mission without my express permission.
Selling or doing ANY PROFIT (even at 0,001 cent) of this FM, or any part of it is STRICTLY PROHIBITED!
This level was not made and is not supported by Looking Glass Studios, Eidos Interactive,
or Ion Storm.