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These are simple rules about, and ways to kill, a jedi

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1. Don't overplan. Jedi will sense it.

2. Don't let Jedi read your mind. Think of other stuff, even when you fight.

3. Use mines.

4. Use sonics.

5. Use gas.

6. Shoot at their apprentices.

7. Shoot at innocent civilians.

8. Don't use blasters or, if you do. Use a whole lot of them at once.

9. A three-barrelled blaster set in a triangular shape--A light saber is a straight line. It could block any
2 of the bolts but the third one would always hit.

10. Rapid fire slug thrower-- The bullets wouldn't be deflected like bolts. they would just pass through the blade and burn red hot hole in the jedi. Make bullets out of cortosis and you got a dead jedi. Of course a force shield might stop some of 'em.

11. Alternating slug-thower/blaster-- Keep the jedi guessing. If he tries to block a bullet with telekinesis he gets a blasterbolt to the hand. If he tries to block a bolt with a lightsaber, he gets melted lead passing through it.

12. Flame thrower--Worked on Mace...sort of....need bigger/hotter flame thrower.

13. Really big explosives.

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pingaspie
pingaspie - - 261 comments

All Droids, Take Notes

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Vistroied
Vistroied - - 19 comments

CIS FTW

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--Atlas--
--Atlas-- - - 610 comments

Nuclear Tac Strike will finish them off

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Ten10dix
Ten10dix - - 6,421 comments

Or just call your friendly Sith friends from down the road! They would be honored to help you with any troublesome jedi! Btw, slug thowers only work on padawans and maybe knights. A jedi/Sith Master can easily make them stop before they hit using the Force. Oh and you better tie your gun onto your hands, force pull can easily disarm you.

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Arcones
Arcones - - 5,546 comments

Thank you for pointing out some of our more obvious defenses which the CIS seems to have overlooked :P (no sarcasm)

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SwiftBlizz
SwiftBlizz - - 277 comments

Um, you can't do that on CIS soldiers, the weapons are a part of our bodys i.e. they are welded on. >:)

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Ten10dix
Ten10dix - - 6,421 comments

Not for B1 battle droids.

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Thread
Thread - - 275 comments

Or the organic CIS solders.

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Foxhounde
Foxhounde - - 416 comments

10. Rapid fire slug thrower-- The bullets wouldn't be deflected like bolts. they would just pass through the blade and burn red hot hole in the jedi. Make bullets out of cortosis and you got a dead jedi. Of course a force shield might stop some of 'em.
Don't Forget Bullets will go through concrete, trees, glass, and wood buildings. Plus they can have a much higher rate of fire then a blaster and bullets fly much to fast to block.
AND MOST IMPORTANT!!! IF YOU SEE A JEDI DO NOT WALK TOWARDS THEM!!!! WALK BACKWARDS AND STAY AWAY FROM THEIR SABER!!!! Some one please alert The Count about this problem so he can fix this bug. CIS Forever!

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AK151
AK151 - - 5,600 comments

If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself.

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The_Darker_Side
The_Darker_Side - - 1,257 comments

lol this is to darn hillarious

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Rivel_Knight
Rivel_Knight - - 186 comments

14. orbital bombardment. and long range morters.

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GhostTaker
GhostTaker - - 50 comments

15. overhelm the jedi with schier numbers.

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