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Top 5 Reasons You Should Vote For Digitanks - in ascending order.

Posted by Vino on Nov 22nd, 2010

I now present to you the top five reasons to vote for Digitanks in order of ascending importance and descending numeral.

5. Upcoming Expansions for Artillery Mode - We're planning to add a tankload of new weapons and variety to artillery mode in the next release. Our highly trained Playtest Technicians have observed a threefold increase in fun in this game mode already, and our prototype's not even done.

4. We Have A Monopoly On Digitanks - We have been in talks with the Federal Trade Commission and they've ruled that our monopoly is a fairly gained one and we have so far not abused our monopoly in the Digitanks market to gain unfair and uncompetitive advantage in other markets.

3. Digitanks Is Not A Virus - Despite claims to the contrary by certain popular antivirus programs, Digitanks does not infect your computer I mean it does not install adware in your computer I am not legally obligated to tell you that Digitanks is completely safe for your computer Okay I don't guarantee your computer's safety while using Digitanks. But I can guarantee you'll enjoy it.

2. Help Feed My Dog - He's hungry and he looks at me with those cute little puppy dog eyes. Every time someone votes for us, I'll give him a nice yummy treat.

1. If we beat Minecraft, I'll add cake to the game.

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alphaglider Nov 22 2010, 10:36pm says:

dude you can't tell people what to do

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Dreads.maggs Nov 23 2010, 9:02am replied:

Omg how old are you, he is not telling anyone to do anything. I think this was if anything a really original approach to trying to sell his product to us. Good work on the post and keep up the good work on the game.

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Lacedaemonius Nov 22 2010, 11:35pm says:

Well I WAS going to vote for Digitanks, but now I can't on principle. Maybe next year.

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Dreads.maggs Nov 23 2010, 9:03am replied:

On principle? Care to share that principle with the rest of the community? That is the funniest thing I have ever heard, or maybe it is not.

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KompressorIsCool Nov 22 2010, 11:37pm says:

Well I wasn't going to vote for Digitanks, but then puppy eyes.

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Elementalist Nov 23 2010, 11:41am replied:

Here's the comment I was expecting. Dunno what the two people above you are on about.


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chimpster Nov 23 2010, 1:13am says:


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Kalenov Nov 23 2010, 4:21am says:

Huzzah for Cake!

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Chargero Nov 23 2010, 6:02am says:

the cake is a lie!

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XAttus Nov 23 2010, 9:10am says:

The game could be a lot better in RTS. thats why im not voting for it.

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ThatOGDon Nov 24 2010, 12:57am says:

Up until #3 I was like YAWWWNNNN... what else?
But, when 3 came I was like?
Virus? Adware? Now he's talking...
Then #2
Puppy... eyes??? I MUST FEED THIS DOG!!!
now I need a new keyboard as this entire thing took almost 5-7 minutes to write...
You guys got my vote a long time ago... I love this game.

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TheGameSquid Nov 26 2010, 7:44am says:

Voted. I hope your dog enjoys his treat ;)

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