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the ottoman empire shall rise and unify the world, by all means necissary.

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The ottoman empire which originated from turkey has risen to conquer the middle east, but this but the first of many conquests, we shall conquer the world, and through Allah's grace shall we prevail.

Capital: Constantinople (current-day Istanbul) in turkey

Current ruler: Umer the benevolent

Allies: The Mongols

Enemies: none

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Ori`verda
Ori`verda - - 12,429 comments

Didn't the Byzantine Empire still exist around the 12th Century? Regardless, we must free the second Rome!

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lord_of_pain Author
lord_of_pain - - 2,913 comments

ah, well i thought we agreed that the ottomans would take their place, as the ottoman empire replaced the byzantine empire and all of its lands.

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Ori`verda
Ori`verda - - 12,429 comments

Luckily the Serbians are the inheritors of the Byzantines ;D

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lord_of_pain Author
lord_of_pain - - 2,913 comments

ah.... this should be interesting

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Ori`verda
Ori`verda - - 12,429 comments

Oh no you don't!

*All Serbian soldiers go to the border of Turkey and chant: "We love chicken and pig! Happy thanksgiving!"*

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lord_of_pain Author
lord_of_pain - - 2,913 comments

ottoman forces at the border yell back: "we can eat chicken too, and pigs are for pigs, have a happy eid!"

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Ori`verda
Ori`verda - - 12,429 comments

*Serbian catapults line up and fire massive pieces of bacon to the Ottoman forces.*

"Take that you Цетникс!"

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lord_of_pain Author
lord_of_pain - - 2,913 comments

the ottomans simply take out their halal bacon and eat it in front of the serbians. "you just wasted a whole lot of bacon, good job!"

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Ori`verda
Ori`verda - - 12,429 comments

"Uuuh you evil Ottomans >:P"

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lord_of_pain Author
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"mwa ha ha, you foolish serbians"

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