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ok I finally escaped with a planned out escape. Any recommendations to make the escape more realistic or better will be accepted. Anyways I had no retaliation by the Jedi and I patiently waited for a response.

Posted by Johnyboy1{S1TH} on Oct 17th, 2011

While sitting in my cell, I come over to the limit before the force field and flip a guard off. I then tell two offensive Yo Momma jokes and he then opens the force field to come in to give me a spanking. When he deactivates the force field, I then round house kick him and I snapped his neck making sure he wouldn't get up. I then get his keycard and blaster and I head out of the cell. I run into a guard and shoot him before he noticed me. Realizing I couldn't go around like I am, I use the force to create me a disguise. The disguise makes me look like a guard. Running down the hallways looking like I gotta pee, I then arrive at a closet near the hangar. I go in and change my look to look like a pilot. I then come into the Hangar and find a shuttle. I then show my pass to fly the shuttle and he confirms it. I then get in the shuttle and start it up. I then receive a signal from the flight control to fly away. I launch out of the Hangar and I plot a course to Korriban , where my fleet is, and wait for the navicomputer to lock in the numbers. Then all of a sudden I look back and see a Jedi Master ordering fighter to launch. As fighters scream out of the hangar, I pull the hyperdrive lever and I enter hyperspace. With a damged shuttle, I limp to Korriban in hope to exchange for my fleet at Korriban

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Adenn`Verda Oct 18 2011, 1:54am says:

wow krapiest escape ever XD oh well i guess. congratz

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AK151 Oct 18 2011, 2:03am replied:

Sadly, Knightmare, I would have to agree with you. It is a very... strange... escape, to say the least...

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Headhunter128 Oct 18 2011, 6:13am says:

The most funny part would be that I was going to release him anyway Lol

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AK151 Oct 18 2011, 8:03am replied:


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Fenris58 Oct 18 2011, 10:36am says:

Johnyboy next time read the PM's carefully when someone captures you. That way you don't have to write an escape and all that. :P

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Headhunter128 Oct 18 2011, 4:21pm says:

At least he gave me my shuttle back... Quite exspensive :P

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Fenris58 Oct 18 2011, 6:10pm replied:

Hurry Johnyboy take back the shuttle! :)

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Ten10dix Oct 18 2011, 4:25pm says:


Just... Ugh...

xD. I mean come on... lol.

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Ρrʌжis Oct 20 2011, 4:17pm says:

Yes everyone THIS JUST HAPPENED, get over it and move on lol

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