I know what you're thinking.
"What is The Stanley Parable: Mobile Edition?"
"Is it a straight port of the original or does it have new content?"
"How many weapons will you be able to carry?"
"Why does it hurt when I pee?"
"Were you lying when you said you loved me?"
To all of these questions I answer with a resounding "Yes." But there's still so much more to discover, and I don't want to ruin it. More info to come. Double promise.
