ModDB Stories USMC 1. Recruitment news

One day on ModDB a PM arrived from INtense to CyberCommando, James, Piper, Micky and Flyboy. In them was a note that they have been recruited by the USMC and that they were to arrive at a boot camp tomorrow at 11.00.

The next day they all arrived at the boot camp and saw INtense acting as a Boot Instructor.

"OK LADIES AND LADIES, HERE YOU WILL LEARN ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW TO SURVIVE IN MY BELOVED CORP. NOW REMEMBER THIS LADIES! FIRST AND LAST THINGS I WANT TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS SIR! IS THAT CLEAR?"

All quickly said:

"Sir, yes, Sir!"

INtense then approached James.

"FROM WHERE DO YOU COME FROM PRIVATE?"

James gets confused because he already was in the US Army.

"Sir, I'm a N..."

INtense got mad and yelled at him:

"PRIVATE DO NOT MAKE ME ASK YOU AGAIN!!"

James replied.

"Sir, Texas, sir."

-"HOLY SHIT! TEXAS!? ONLY BULLS AND FAGGOTS COME FROM TEXAS AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A BULL, ISN'T THAT RIGHT PRIVATE?"

-"Sir, yes, Sir"

James stared at INtense like he was going to kill him.

Now INtense came to CyberCommando.

"YOU, FROM WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?"

-"Sir, Serbia, Sir."

INtense was confused.

"NEVER HEARD OF IT. WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?"

-"Sir, I'm a Pupil, Sir."

-"HOLY MOLY, NOW WE EXCEPT CHILDREN INTO OUR CORP!!"

-"Sir, I'm a teenager Sir."

-"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!"

-"Sir, nothing, Sir."

-" I'LL BE WATHCHING YOU."

And now INtense approached Piper.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE LADY"

-"Sir, I was recruited for the US Army, Sir."

-"I MISS THE TIMES WHEN WOMEN WERE JUST THERE TO BE OUR GIRLFRIENDS AND COOK US MEALS. NOW THEY SEND WOMEN TO WAR. A WOMAN WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS A MAN. IS THAT RIGHT PRIVATE?"

Piper was Pissed off.

"Sir, No, Sir!"

-"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"

-"Sir, No, Sir!"

-"WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT!"

Now He addressed the whole group.

"OK LADIES, DISMISSED!"

As soon as he left James said.

"What an ASSHOLE!"

-"Tell me about it..." Said Piper.

-"I wonder what will happen next" Said Cyber

-"Yeah, me too. Well, at least Micky and Flyboy got off without his bullshit." Said James

Micky and Flyboy looked at each other and were relieved.

END

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