Aw shit, it's announcement day! Y'all ready for this?
First, the launch of my new site and game developement studio, Galactic Cafe!
I very literally mean that this would not have happened without the support and love that you guys here on ModDB have shown Stanley Parable. It is because of you that I can now say for sure that I am a game designer. Thank you.
Second, The Stanley Parable: Mobile Edition! Soon when you're describing TSP to a friend and they say "wow that sounds like shit!" you'll be able to pull out your phone and prove them wrong! Or just stop being friends with them! These are both viable solutions to the problem!
Third, new screenshots of The Stanley Parable: HD Remix! Spend the next 6 months oogling over them for clues and easter eggs, anything to answer the most burning of questions about this remake! "How many weapons can Stanley carry at once?" "Will you be able to kill the Narrator?" "Will Stanley ever return to his home planet of Xargnax or will we only see it in flashback?"
And for the ADD amongst you, my twitter will be constantly updated with only the most ripe info on the development of these games.
THE FUTURE IS NOW YOU WILL ENJOY GREAT PROMISE!!!!