The Galaxy’s Most Violent Virtual Sport! Check out our web site at to learn more, watch video, or download the game! Are you tired of slow, boring games? Do you yearn for superhuman powers and extremely violent deaths? Do you like hookers, and your balls? Smashball is a fast-paced, ultraviolent first-person-shooter played as a highly structured team sport. Two teams use superhuman maneuvers, a high-tech grappling hook, and high-powered weaponry to try to get a single ball into their opponent’s goal. What's it like? INCREDIBLE MOBILITY! Smashball players can use their Turbo Power to amp up their speed. The Grappling Hook can be used to swing across open areas and wrap around corners. Combining the two allows for supreme feats of acrobatics. INTENSE ACTION! Play is focused on The Smashball. Every second has to be used to score. Brutal slugfests, fast breaks, and last-second saves abound. All weapons have Infinite Ammo, and players Regenerate Health, so you never get distracted from...
Hey everyone! That crazy sports/action game Smashball is soon to be released on Valve's digital distribution platform, Steam!
Posted by voodooc on May 30th, 2009
=== NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING... ===
What the heck does this mean for you? Being on Steam will help you get the most out of your ball-smashing experience in a few ways:
* Easy download and installation of the game!
* Automatic patching will allow us to frequently update game content with new arenas and weapons!
* Wider exposure via Steam means more newbies to crush beneath your iron-clad heels!
For us, it represents a major milestone in our magical journey towards being a fully established indie game. Hey, Valve is talking to us, and we think that's pretty cool. We've joined the ranks of other illustrious mods such as Eternal Silence, Dystopia, and Insurgency.
We're hoping you'll take another look at all of our improvements: major updates to all weapons, three new player models, and two new arenas! We're so proud of ourselves. We hope you will be too.
=== LOOK FOR US ON STEAM ON JUNE 11 ===
So when is Valve releasing its... uh... valves? They're working on testing right now, and if all goes well, we should be ready for download by June 11. We will continue to post updates as the date grows nearer.
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