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open_sketchbook
open_sketchbook Your Lord and Master
Feb 20 2012, 6:15pm Anchor

Olive grabs the shotgun. She was in the Peacekeepers, after all, though she's never fired a shotgun quite this cut down.

Feb 21 2012, 8:19am Anchor

"I guess you will also take the Rangemaster?"

GearsGoAwryMan
GearsGoAwryMan bizzare mastermind
Feb 21 2012, 11:27am Anchor

"Hey, hold on! i'm not planning to pose as a peacekeeper wielding a wrench!"

Edited by: GearsGoAwryMan

Feb 21 2012, 1:07pm Anchor

"You don´t pose as a Peacekeeper, but as a Reservist, and they have Mechanics. You can have the Springfield. You won´t wave it around, will you? Then it will do. Hey if it works out we won´t have to fire a single shot!"

GearsGoAwryMan
GearsGoAwryMan bizzare mastermind
Feb 21 2012, 1:59pm Anchor

"It never works out that way. trust me."

Edited by: GearsGoAwryMan

Feb 21 2012, 2:15pm Anchor

"Guess you´re right, but she can´t run around with a sawn-off for a rifle either! Bolt-action rifles, difficult. But sawn-off ? Nobody´s gonna buy that one."

open_sketchbook
open_sketchbook Your Lord and Master
Feb 21 2012, 9:35pm Anchor

"I'll keep it in my jacket. That's why it's sawed off."

Protroid
Protroid Head of the Paradox Closed Beta Team
Feb 21 2012, 9:53pm Anchor

"Fortunately, some Reservists still use Thompsons, so I can keep this wherever I damn well please." Bo examines his weapon abit, thinking. "As for pistols and that sawn off shotgun your so worried about, it's not like there's not going to be any guns in their armoury." Bo goes back to his designated hay pile, and lays the gun next to it. "It's getting late, let's turn in, big day tomorrow."

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Quick its 2am! Do you know where your base is?

Blood-Russia-Mk2
Blood-Russia-Mk2 Children-Eater
Feb 26 2012, 8:57am Anchor

With the last rays of the sun fading away, everyone carries their new guns into the barn and lies down for a few hours of restless sleep.

 In their irritable morning state, nobody says much when awakened and the pre-dawn morning blurs past them alarmingly fast. By the time they're fully aware of themselves, everyone is sitting in the back of the Himmelhammer with Bill.
"Alright folks, the truck will come past in about 15 minutes if they are on schedule; so you've got some time to get ready."
Bill hands everyone crudely cut bandannas.
"Keep these on until you've dealt with the drivers and you're on you're way. Olive, seeing as you were a pilot, you probably know how best to use the radio and maps." 
Bill continues, passing Olive a fairly large backpack containing a few neat rolls of papers and a 2-way radio about the size of a car battery.
"We'll be waiting about 5 minutes down the road to make sure you've gotten the truck, but after that, you're on your own."
The van pulls to a halt, and Bill pulls the door open and everyone clambers out. The door slams shut as the last boots hit the ground, and the van drives off in a crunch on gravel.

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Yours faithfully,

That guy who does hammy stuff on a regular basis.

Protroid
Protroid Head of the Paradox Closed Beta Team
Feb 26 2012, 1:34pm Anchor

Bo surveyed the area. Not too many places could be used for an ambush, unless they hid in the tall grass. "Well, we could take a risk and two of us could pretend to be lost, while the others take the truck, problem with that is we'd be exposing our faces, not a good idea if we're planning on going to this base multiple times." Bo thought for a moment. "We would need to take out the passenger, he'd be the one with a radio, and the one that could tell the base that we're attacking, making it pretty much impossible to enter the base afterwords."

"Anyone else got a plan?"

Edited by: Protroid

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Quick its 2am! Do you know where your base is?

GearsGoAwryMan
GearsGoAwryMan bizzare mastermind
Feb 26 2012, 3:24pm Anchor

"ï don't think they'll stop for lost people Bo, we'd better have some other ploy ready. Maybe we could pretend to be a roadblock? We have the uniforms, so we won't look too fishy from afar."

Feb 27 2012, 9:56am Anchor

"I suppose we have no Claymores?"
"Well I guess we could take a Ranger put it crossways on the road and fake an accident. If we can´t get one that looks authentic we could light it up. They have to help us then."

open_sketchbook
open_sketchbook Your Lord and Master
Feb 27 2012, 10:25am Anchor

"We could easily make a real accident; drop a brick on the accelerator and aim it at a telephone pole."

Feb 27 2012, 10:27am Anchor

"Or like that, yea."

Protroid
Protroid Head of the Paradox Closed Beta Team
Feb 27 2012, 2:23pm Anchor

"I say we do that, I just hope it works."

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Quick its 2am! Do you know where your base is?

GearsGoAwryMan
GearsGoAwryMan bizzare mastermind
Feb 27 2012, 2:59pm Anchor

"Let's Drive."

Feb 27 2012, 3:20pm Anchor

"And not to forget: Lock and Load!"

Blood-Russia-Mk2
Blood-Russia-Mk2 Children-Eater
Feb 27 2012, 8:47pm Anchor

Roll to find and crash car: 3

"Hate to burst everyone's bubble" says Bo, pointing at a road sign "But where are we going to find a car this far out of town?"
"Maybe there's some farm equipment around here we could use."
"It's not perfect, but it'll get their attention."
"Fan out and find something."

Everyone fans out and starts to look for something to crash, hopping over a low barbed wire fence to search the cotton fields.
"I've got something!" Calls John, the others jogging in see. It's an aging Dodge flatbed truck.
Jumping into the cab, the truck reverses through the rows of plants and plows through the low fence and up onto the road proper. Shifting the truck into its top gear, John gets a big pipe wrench and some electrical tape from the mess of tools lying on the passenger seat, carefully tapes the wrench to the accelerator and quickly bails out.

The truck slowly builds up speed, growling up to about 60 km/h before swinging quite wildly off into a roadside ditch, half rolling over and crashing into the row of fence posts.

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Yours faithfully,

That guy who does hammy stuff on a regular basis.

GearsGoAwryMan
GearsGoAwryMan bizzare mastermind
Feb 28 2012, 5:10am Anchor

"Hmm, that will have to do."

Feb 28 2012, 10:32am Anchor

Looking quite a bit disappointed John says:"Hmmm, it doesn´t even smoke... You can still see it´s a civillian car!"

Protroid
Protroid Head of the Paradox Closed Beta Team
Feb 28 2012, 3:41pm Anchor

Bo started climbing onto the wreck. "I have a plan. I'll just say I commandeered the vehicle to chase down a group of rebels when they knocked me off the road. I trust you all can get the guards while I distract them?"

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Quick its 2am! Do you know where your base is?

Feb 29 2012, 8:44am Anchor

"Shooting the guards was not part of the plan, but I guess it could work if you can get them all to look at you. And if they have one of those boxy APCs we could definitely be sc****d. But I guess they will pay more attention to you than to the car, anyway. The idea was to minimize shooting on this one. Any way I think we should swap guns then, since the main amount of firepower should come from the direction they are not looking in."

open_sketchbook
open_sketchbook Your Lord and Master
Feb 29 2012, 8:55am Anchor

"... this is starting to get silly. Let's just block the road with something. Like, for example, fire. Or the remains of that car. The more complicated we make this, the more things will go wrong."

Edited by: open_sketchbook

Feb 29 2012, 9:25am Anchor

"I don´t think we can get the truck back up that easy! We could use the gasoline though."

go123452
go123452 You don't wanna know
Jun 30 2012, 12:14pm Anchor

This needs to be resurrected

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