In the year 2500 the human race was conquered by a more advanced alien race. Every human being was either killed or rounded up onto a massive space ship to be used as slaves. Along the way to the aliens' homeworld, one man by the name of Mike Slate succeded in hijacking the slave ship using a box cutter he managed to sneak aboard.

The slave ship was forced to land on an earthlike planet and all humans were released. As they exited the ship, they soon realized that they were not alone. Several other humanoid alien races were also enslaved aboard the ship. Apparently, the aliens went from solar system to solar system conquering and enslaving. Over the course of 500 years, each alien race migrated to a different part of the planet, seeking conditions similar to their own homeworld. Some developed metal technology rather quickly while others couldn't figure it out. The year is now 3000 and the human race is in a struggle for the right to exist.

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1 comment by Smolka on Apr 20th, 2014

Planetwar Total War Version 3

The following changes have been made since the first version of Planetwar Total War.
1. New Units: Teletubbies, Ubertubbies, Denuk Warriors, and Carnotors
2. New Predator units for Scorp faction
3. New faces for Aridian units
4. Mercenaries available in campaign
5. Animations reset for several spear and halberd units
6. Everything from the Version 2 patch included

Directions: You must first download Planetwar Total War, extract the .rar file and move the Planetwar" folder into your mods folder. Next, download the Planetwar V3 Patch.rar file on your desktop and extract the files. Move the "Data" folder into your "Planetwar" folder and overwrite the existing files with the new ones. Open the "Planetwar" folder and double click on the "Executable" batch file to start the game.

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Planetwar Total War Version 3

Planetwar Total War Version 3

Apr 20, 2014 Patch 18 comments

This patch will update your installation of Planetwar Total War to version 3. This is the updated version with new units and mercenaries.

Planetwar Total War Version 2

Planetwar Total War Version 2

Oct 3, 2013 Patch 5 comments

This patch will update your installation of Planetwar Total War to version 2. This is the updated version with new units, balancing, and bug fixes.

Planetwar Total War (with patch 4.30)

Planetwar Total War (with patch 4.30)

Apr 30, 2013 Full Version 42 comments

Planetwar Total War is a fantasy based mod for Medieval II Total War. It places the human race on an alien planet with many other alien and mythological...

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ohheyitsjolo Apr 8 2014, 1:36am says:

Hey, just a question. Is this a joke mod or what?

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Rinhood Apr 12 2014, 4:53pm replied:

No man, completely serious. What with the Dinosaurs, wookies and NINJA TURTLES - It is completely legit and historically acurate. Seriously.

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sir-collins May 14 2014, 3:08am replied:

Incorrect Godzilla didn't come into the war until the second generation of the Galactic War. Just before the Predators (Yautja or Hish) Assassinated Abe Lincoln the 3rd.

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MattmanDude Apr 16 2014, 1:50am replied: +3 votes     reply to comment
TomatosMustDie Apr 5 2014, 6:44am says:

Are the spearmen going to be fixed? Because in version 2 when they are in combat they just stand there and wait for someone to kill them.

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Smolka Creator
Smolka Apr 5 2014, 3:24pm replied:

I will switch some of the better spearmen units, such as Triarii, to the "fast spearman" animation, which is quite effective.

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Humiliation6 Apr 3 2014, 11:02pm says:

this is really fun but when is the next available new patch or version coming out?

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Smolka Creator
Smolka Apr 4 2014, 9:53am replied:

The units are done. I still have some text editing to do and I want to test everything in the campaign.

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darkscryer Mar 26 2014, 5:18pm says:

this is by far one of the funest mods out there, cant wait for V3 to come out

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Nuupa Mar 22 2014, 6:34am says:

Amazing I love it.

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lewandowsky Mar 21 2014, 8:55am says:

How do I install this, with a non steam version of Medieval II:TW?

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Smolka Creator
Smolka Mar 21 2014, 10:24am replied:

Just download the main files, extract with Winrar, and move the "Planetwar" folder into "mods". Then download V2 and overwrite the "data" folder with the one from the V2 patch.

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Highest Rated (3 agree) 8/10

Somewhat a really interesting mod. Actually it´s an humor mod. You will have Humans fighting aganist Predators, Shreks, Dinossaurs and many other kind of alien/creature. All this with medieval weapons.

btw, there are some bugs around. Be that missing texts, missing faction icons, and maybe some balance issues, but considering that it´s the very first release, it´s ok.

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