In the year 2500 the human race was conquered by a more advanced alien race. Every human being was either killed or rounded up onto a massive space ship to be used as slaves. Along the way to the aliens' homeworld, one man by the name of Mike Slate succeded in hijacking the slave ship using a box cutter he managed to sneak aboard.

The slave ship was forced to land on an earthlike planet and all humans were released. As they exited the ship, they soon realized that they were not alone. Several other humanoid alien races were also enslaved aboard the ship. Apparently, the aliens went from solar system to solar system conquering and enslaving. Over the course of 500 years, each alien race migrated to a different part of the planet, seeking conditions similar to their own homeworld. Some developed metal technology rather quickly while others couldn't figure it out. The year is now 3000 and the human race is in a struggle for the right to exist.

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5 comments by Smolka on Oct 4th, 2013

Ceratopsians vs Ninja Turtles

The following changes have been made since the first version of Planetwar Total War.

1. New Units: Ninja Turtles, Ceratopsians, Tribal Swordmasters,Incendiary Pigs, and Caballeros
2. Armor upgrades for Anubis and Cryptic Empire
3. Town upgrade bug fixed
4. New starting settlements for Klingons and Sauria
5. Leather Tanner and Blacksmith for Pyramid Culture (enables armor upgrades in campaign)
6. Kingdom of Daemos is playable.
7. Campaign map rebalanced
8. Traits added to all starting characters

Directions: You must first download Planetwar Total War, extract the .rar file and move the "Planetwar" folder into your mods folder.  Next, download the Planetwar V2 Patch.rar file on your desktop and extract the files.  Move the "Data" folder into your "Planetwar" folder and overwrite the existing files with the new ones. Open the "Planetwar" folder and double click on the "Executable" batch file to start the game.

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The Kingdom of Far Far Away vs Humans by AguacateMorboso
(narrated in Spanish)

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Planetwar Total War Version 2

Planetwar Total War Version 2

Oct 3, 2013 Patch 4 comments

This patch will update your installation of Planetwar Total War to version 2. This is the updated version with new units, balancing, and bug fixes.

Planetwar Total War (with patch 4.30)

Planetwar Total War (with patch 4.30)

Apr 30, 2013 Full Version 27 comments

Planetwar Total War is a fantasy based mod for Medieval II Total War. It places the human race on an alien planet with many other alien and mythological...

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Gangsta-Piggy Dec 25 2013, 6:22pm says:

Wait so, a super advanced extraterrestrial race possessing high tech weaponry and equipment massacred the human race and kept the remaining handful of (possibly vengeful) slaves in...cardboard boxes? HAAHAHAHAAHA Anyways, nice mod

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dr.steve Nov 13 2013, 4:37pm says:

Where do I find the ninja turtles.

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Smolka Nov 13 2013, 8:08pm replied:

The Ninja Turtles are part of the Kingdom of Kattywampus and the Kingdom of Far Far Away.

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Norsestar Nov 1 2013, 11:33pm says:

One thing I don't like is that the Empire of Human unit is a bit of mixed up. Maybe Human should stick to being Roman like legionaire army or maybe like France.
By the way love the Order of Mike Slate! :D

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Urban_Chaos_99 Nov 5 2013, 4:27am replied:

to be honest i like the mix and mash up of human units gives them an option

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Urban_Chaos_99 Oct 18 2013, 4:18am says:

Loving this Mod

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Norsestar Oct 11 2013, 2:35am says:

Can't play this mod. Always crashes. Please help!

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Smolka Oct 13 2013, 12:29am replied:

Is it crashing for you from the beginning, the menu screen, or during a campaign?

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Norsestar Oct 10 2013, 2:16pm says:

Can you show me all the troops? Or just the Human troops.

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Smolka Oct 10 2013, 9:43pm replied:

There are previews of units from all the alien factions both on ModDB and .

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Highest Rated (3 agree) 8/10

Somewhat a really interesting mod. Actually it´s an humor mod. You will have Humans fighting aganist Predators, Shreks, Dinossaurs and many other kind of alien/creature. All this with medieval weapons.

btw, there are some bugs around. Be that missing texts, missing faction icons, and maybe some balance issues, but considering that it´s the very first release, it´s ok.

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