In the year 2500 the human race was conquered by a more advanced alien race. Every human being was either killed or rounded up onto a massive space ship to be used as slaves. Along the way to the aliens' homeworld, one man by the name of Mike Slate succeded in hijacking the slave ship using a box cutter he managed to sneak aboard.

The slave ship was forced to land on an earthlike planet and all humans were released. As they exited the ship, they soon realized that they were not alone. Several other humanoid alien races were also enslaved aboard the ship. Apparently, the aliens went from solar system to solar system conquering and enslaving. Over the course of 500 years, each alien race migrated to a different part of the planet, seeking conditions similar to their own homeworld. Some developed metal technology rather quickly while others couldn't figure it out. The year is now 3000 and the human race is in a struggle for the right to exist.

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1 comment by Smolka on Apr 20th, 2014

Planetwar Total War Version 3

The following changes have been made since the first version of Planetwar Total War.
1. New Units: Teletubbies, Ubertubbies, Denuk Warriors, and Carnotors
2. New Predator units for Scorp faction
3. New faces for Aridian units
4. Mercenaries available in campaign
5. Animations reset for several spear and halberd units
6. Everything from the Version 2 patch included

Directions: You must first download Planetwar Total War, extract the .rar file and move the Planetwar" folder into your mods folder. Next, download the Planetwar V3 Patch.rar file on your desktop and extract the files. Move the "Data" folder into your "Planetwar" folder and overwrite the existing files with the new ones. Open the "Planetwar" folder and double click on the "Executable" batch file to start the game.

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Planetwar Total War Version 3

Planetwar Total War Version 3

Apr 20, 2014 Patch 17 comments

This patch will update your installation of Planetwar Total War to version 3. This is the updated version with new units and mercenaries.

Planetwar Total War Version 2

Planetwar Total War Version 2

Oct 3, 2013 Patch 5 comments

This patch will update your installation of Planetwar Total War to version 2. This is the updated version with new units, balancing, and bug fixes.

Planetwar Total War (with patch 4.30)

Planetwar Total War (with patch 4.30)

Apr 30, 2013 Full Version 38 comments

Planetwar Total War is a fantasy based mod for Medieval II Total War. It places the human race on an alien planet with many other alien and mythological...

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AFellowStalker Jul 22 2014, 3:43pm says:

These are some ****** aliens if they can defeat the Human race and then get dicked by a box cutter.

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MisterZeus Jul 22 2014, 11:42am says:

Alright, can somebody help me?
i can play custom battles perfectly on every faction
but as soon as i click Grand Campaign i dont even go to the faction selection screen, the game instantly closes.... why?
(sorry if my english is a bit ******, im dutch :P)

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MisterZeus Jul 22 2014, 12:15pm replied:

Nevermind i fixed it by deleting Setting Sun from the Save folder.

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masterofroflnes Jul 9 2014, 8:31pm says:

I`ve been running into a few issues in this mod. Mostly the crashes that happen after a battle is over. Do you know anyway how to resolve this problem?

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Smolka Jul 10 2014, 1:27pm replied:

I'm honestly not sure why these crashes are occurring as I have not experienced them myself. The only battle related crash that I know of is related to the "elephant mounts". It seems to happen only when I pause the battle with it zoomed in on them.

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Mr.MiscellaneousUse Jun 25 2014, 4:27pm says:

Some of the units for the Human Empire do not fight correctly.For example the Imperial Guard and the other similar unit (forgot name at moment)do not fight at times but just stand in the frontline taunting at the enemy while they are being massacre'd. Plz fix it really ruined the immersion for me :(. Not sure how many other units are like that. Also those Dung Throwers are hilarious. :D

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downlerd Jun 25 2014, 3:44pm says:

please add dwarves! no game is complete without dwarves in all their bearded finesse! :3

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ksamuel13 Jun 21 2014, 5:24am says:

Why, does it keep crashing on startup?

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Highest Rated (3 agree) 8/10

Somewhat a really interesting mod. Actually it´s an humor mod. You will have Humans fighting aganist Predators, Shreks, Dinossaurs and many other kind of alien/creature. All this with medieval weapons.

btw, there are some bugs around. Be that missing texts, missing faction icons, and maybe some balance issues, but considering that it´s the very first release, it´s ok.

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