In the year 2500 the human race was conquered by a more advanced alien race. Every human being was either killed or rounded up onto a massive space ship to be used as slaves. Along the way to the aliens' homeworld, one man by the name of Mike Slate succeded in hijacking the slave ship using a box cutter he managed to sneak aboard.

The slave ship was forced to land on an earthlike planet and all humans were released. As they exited the ship, they soon realized that they were not alone. Several other humanoid alien races were also enslaved aboard the ship. Apparently, the aliens went from solar system to solar system conquering and enslaving. Over the course of 500 years, each alien race migrated to a different part of the planet, seeking conditions similar to their own homeworld. Some developed metal technology rather quickly while others couldn't figure it out. The year is now 3000 and the human race is in a struggle for the right to exist.

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1 comment by Smolka on Apr 20th, 2014

Planetwar Total War Version 3

The following changes have been made since the first version of Planetwar Total War.
1. New Units: Teletubbies, Ubertubbies, Denuk Warriors, and Carnotors
2. New Predator units for Scorp faction
3. New faces for Aridian units
4. Mercenaries available in campaign
5. Animations reset for several spear and halberd units
6. Everything from the Version 2 patch included

Directions: You must first download Planetwar Total War, extract the .rar file and move the Planetwar" folder into your mods folder. Next, download the Planetwar V3 Patch.rar file on your desktop and extract the files. Move the "Data" folder into your "Planetwar" folder and overwrite the existing files with the new ones. Open the "Planetwar" folder and double click on the "Executable" batch file to start the game.

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Planetwar Total War Version 3

Planetwar Total War Version 3

Apr 20, 2014 Patch 18 comments

This patch will update your installation of Planetwar Total War to version 3. This is the updated version with new units and mercenaries.

Planetwar Total War Version 2

Planetwar Total War Version 2

Oct 3, 2013 Patch 6 comments

This patch will update your installation of Planetwar Total War to version 2. This is the updated version with new units, balancing, and bug fixes.

Planetwar Total War (with patch 4.30)

Planetwar Total War (with patch 4.30)

Apr 30, 2013 Full Version 42 comments

Planetwar Total War is a fantasy based mod for Medieval II Total War. It places the human race on an alien planet with many other alien and mythological...

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Patchy_the_Pirate Sep 29 2014 says:

Is there a suggestion threads? I have an awesome idea...

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ShadowFear Oct 5 2014 replied:

I have a suggestion. Renaming this Drunk mod 2014.

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Sir_Monkeys Oct 12 2014 replied:

no thats this mod:

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Smolka Creator
Smolka Sep 30 2014 replied:

You could just post here or on the forum at


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Patchy_the_Pirate Oct 2 2014 replied:

Well, I was thinking that you could add a new faction based off of Santa Claus and the North Pole with Elves and Reindeer.

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Smolka Creator
Smolka Oct 4 2014 replied:

Maybe I could fit this in with Abominia. The abominable snowmen currently have no cavalry. I could give them a sleigh unit similar to the one used by Kingdom of Kattywampus.

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Redonax Sep 21 2014 says:

I wanna get all units trainable and not get them trough event......I hated this in Rage of Dark Gods and i hate it here too but to Rage of Dark Gods there was submod what disabled scripts thats spawning you units and maked them normally trainable,is there anything like this ?

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Smolka Creator
Smolka Sep 21 2014 replied:

No, I haven't made any patch to disable scripts. There is only one event, which should occur if you play for at least 60-70 turns. Several units become available at this point in the campaign.

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Electricfenceguy Sep 13 2014 says:

will we see a new update soon?

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Smolka Creator
Smolka Sep 17 2014 replied:

Unfortunately no time soon. I had a problem with my computer and had to buy a new one. All of the files I used to make Planetwar are on my old computer, which won't even start up. If I am able to transfer the files to my new computer, I may eventually make a version 4.

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Highest Rated (3 agree) 8/10

Somewhat a really interesting mod. Actually it´s an humor mod. You will have Humans fighting aganist Predators, Shreks, Dinossaurs and many other kind of alien/creature. All this with medieval weapons.

btw, there are some bugs around. Be that missing texts, missing faction icons, and maybe some balance issues, but considering that it´s the very first release, it´s ok.

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