Mr.Freak\'s The Gallantry and the Retard Lord mod for StarCraft

Unleash devastating beams of Radiation, melting entire regimes of infantry within moments. Command a legion of spiritual creatures bent on the will to dominate all life. Send forth fanatical servents and lay tactical waste to enemy encampments.

I present to you the single greatest and most inane creation to date. I present to you MFTGATRL - Mr.Freak's the Gallantry and the Retard Lords, a Total Conversion for StarCraft: Brood War. MFTGATRL combines the elements of strategy, concept, perception, execution and real-time decisions in an epic, fast-paced environment of chaos and inanity.

Bear down on your enemies as the unholy legion of spirits, nicknamed the Undead. They propel themselves forth with thunderous machines forged by the very depths of hell itself, consuming entire universes in their anguish. Send forth mad Defiler Clones, the Elites of Guola's personal guard, or the voracious Reaver Cruisers, and smash your enemy into oblivion where all that life belong.

Send forth your inane crew and wage moist havoc as you mine precious coffee from assorted planets. Swear loudly and pee on their carpet as your Gallantry Crew forge an unstoppable force of stoners and convicts, giving all who dare oppose you the finger. Unleash the mighty Gamma Ray, Eco-Rapist, Minigunner and more as your untrustworthy legion of idiots makes its way across the galaxy on a mission to become high and drunk.

Pants all in the name of pants. Send forth your fanatical legion of War Carriers, Tank Carriers and various choppers and infantry as your will to pants all increases into a furious, disorganized and extremely offensive passion. Unleash the power of the Atom as you stich your legend across the galaxy of No Man's Pants, your home turf.

Think you've got what it takes? Face off against unmatched AI opponents in an environment with completely redone interfaces, music, sound, graphics and more. Bear your fangs against cunning-crafted challenges and wage ultimate war in an all-original realm concieved by the master of inanity. Unleash never-before seen devastating powers and epic conflicts.

MFTGATRL is the number eight in a long line of ScorpyCraft total conversions, and is by far the greatest. Hosted at www.gameproc.com, MFTGATRL will prove to be an unmatched work as its unique approach to gameplay allows superior balance and ultimate replayability. All moddable aspects of StarCraft have been prodded in one way or another, allowing for a completely unique and unrivaled experience.

You won't just play the game. You'll live it.

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MFTG is available at www.campaigncreations.org.