hammy-bob mod 2 mod for Half-Life 2

Just so everyone knows HBM 2 is on its way back ;)!

I found your extensive drall about -Satanicus incredibly amusing. You did a much better job than I. Mad props to you my friend.

I was using HBM for Metaphorical purposes, but hell in Vegas you can get eloped with a can opener if you wanted.

I guess that means I can marry my own mod?.....or did I miss the whole point?

Its basically Halo with modern Firearms along with CS elements, Which puzzles me as to why it isn't flamed for the obvious lack of originality. Yes it does have excellent models/maps I don't deny that but its just eye candy without (again) any originality. Which personally I would rather take originality/creativity, quality, in the gameplay over Eye Candy any day.

Its just like being at a bar and you see two women that are obviously interested in you and vice versa. Now you have the choice of picking a younger Woman with a Jessica Simpson figure but has very little personality and doesn't know that many moves in bed, whereas the other Woman, a little older and maybe has a little less of a figure here but still beautiful, (I'm trying to be nice incase any Women come across this :P) she is very nice to you has great qualities, she likes to have fun, likes to cuddle to you, etc and she is very talented in bed. Now comes the moment of truth which one do you pick?

Creativity > Eye Candy

HBM is the older Women in this scenario if you didn't catch that. :P

Hey man Icoming:Source is shaping up pretty good. have you seen the releases?! Oh yeah i love the speech but dont waste your breath on the hard of thinking.

What he said *2 I'd moan and bitch at you/him as well (like 80% of that stuff is my work afterall :P) but adrian is so amazing he did a better job at ramming the facts into your face than I ever could, ++ to him.

Pay no attention to Satanicus folks, he has a tendency to talk with his cock in his mouth.

Thats funny, you're one to talk aren't you?

Freewebs.com Yep I can see how skilled you are.

I'm not suprised, you probably couldn't discern your ass from a hole in the ground let alone know quality even if it was sucking your dick, oh wait bad example sorry I forgot you lack any form of a phallace what so ever. I'm using big words so I bet elaborate; (oh another big word)

Wow you just described the entire Xen Mod Team, with the exception of of Course.

I ask you to do the same thing, and also to never procreate. Oh yeah Sorry, I keep forgetting your "disability".

You love pimping your mod, maybe you should be PR manager.

Hmm lets do the math.

I'm starting to see why you're so cranky, aww is somewone wonwey? There there you just suck on your cock as you fall to sleep. *Pats you on the back*

Yeah you probably find the current writers on Saturday Night Live to actually be funny. Hell Ed Wood could write better scripts than asswipes, you stick a mouth on a Ten .lbs sack of shit you would get the same if not better material.

In Conclusion: I'm really getting really fucking tired of this shit, if you want to bitch and moan like a little girl who lets her cereal sit for 2 hours and bitches that its soggy, go do it in the profiles of the overrated mods. (Heres one for you: Moddb.com ) If you don't knock it off I will be forced to hunt you down and end your pathetic existence with a Rusty Hatchet, and redecorate your house in a arterial shade of red (free of charge of course). But enough gloom, Have a Nice Day. :)

In regards to all the hate (I didnt make the mod, but Im pretty sure I know what the creators had in mind) Their just sick and tired of all of these realism mods that are so serious. The went bold, creative, and fun. So don't go craping on people ideas. So far your the only person who I've run into who hasnt at the least thought this mod as an escape from all the other crap out there. And in regards to negative people like you, go get bent, or laid, wich ever comes first. Stop waisting time checking on this stuff just to go crap all over it.

P.S. who leaves a P.S. on the internet anyways

this mod is just getting sadder and sadder by day. plz, leave HL2 alone, you arent good enough to make gibberish crap on source engine. you are just an unskilled Modder. there is no skill in any of your hammy-bob mods. i dont understand why. but i do know people like your mod if they are 10yr olds and are yet waiting, embracing, and hoping to finally get hair on their ballz.... plz stop your POS modding. there are plenty of HL2 mods already. its just spam making these unpopular time wasting mods.

PS. there is NOTHING, not even a tiny bit of Humor in these 10yr old mods of yours.