Are you bored with all these mods about realism, ever just wanted to get frags in the goofiest way, then Goofy Half-Life is for you! WARNING: This is a mod intended for those just looking to have some fun, if you are offended by poorly re-skinned models, or you are seeking a political career do NOT play this!! If your eyes should happen to come into contact with any of this material, rinse eyes three times with Bleach and scrub thoroughly with a Wire-brush. Afterwards proceed to gargle your mouth out with Ether, Then immediately contact your local physician.

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After a little waiting Goofy Half-Life Beta 2 has been released. The New Version Surpasses the old version by far, with new weapons, new maps, new models, artwork sounds etc. We have tried to make it more user friendly too. There are also over 31 new player models so I'd say you will have some selection

You can download beta 2 here!. And finally for the massive changelog. Also i've included pics of the 2 newest player models "Moddb admin" & "PC Virus":

Changes Beta 2.0
Code Changes
added new ability walljump
added new Server CVARS
- Allow monsters in MP
- Gravity Limit
added HUD customization CVARs
added SinglePlayer Support
added new weapons
- M16
- M24 Sniper Rifle
- Q1 Axe
added commandmenu for quick use ingame
fixed impulse code
fixed weapon selection bug
fixed reload times
fixed rpf frag count bug
fixed weapon damage
- M24
fixed weapon reload
- python
- shotgun
- glock
fixed secondary ammo bug
fixed flashlight bug
fixed weapon animtations
- uzi
changed to hl.dll
changed ammo capacity on more weapons.
changed Killer Gman stats
- more health
- longer lasting time
changed rpf damage radius
changed Health and HEV charger capacity higher
changed weapon firing rate
- 357
- Shotgun's Secondary Fire
changed hud color

Artwork/Model/Skin changes

added new splash
added 31 new player models
added and changed some more sprites
- Crosshairs
changed hud design
changed forklift guys face
changed weapon models/Skin
- uzi
- ak47
- shotgun
- MP5
changed "santa bomb" to "severed sci head bomb"
changed SP models/skins
- Barney
- Human Grunts
- Scientists
- Garg

Level Design Changes

added new maps
- ghl_boxing
- ghl_canyonduel
- ghl_hbpit
- ghl_quaint
- ghl_fiction
- ghl_hellfight
- ghl.fgd
- ghl_mcdonalds
- ghl_hellfight

Have fun and be sure to drop by the website.

Goofy HL 1.5 released

Goofy HL 1.5 released

11 years ago News 4 comments

Goofy Half-Life 1.5 has been released. :D "Changes Beta 1.5" added weapon Minigun added weapon fists added weapon uzi added CS ak47 for CS fans :D added...

Goofy HL Beta 2.0

Goofy HL Beta 2.0

5 years ago Full Version 6 comments

Are you bored with all these mods about realism? Ever just wanted to get frags in the goofiest way? If so, Goofy Half-Life is for you! But it doesnt Drop...

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TheDebonairNomad Creator
TheDebonairNomad Nov 25 2004 says:

Check out the "Goofy Half-Life 2" Profile (link below) If You are still interested I'll be working on it after I get HL2.

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sheepish Sep 22 2004 says:

m00 im back finally, and married finally :)

if i ever get steam working can i still map? :(

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TheDebonairNomad Creator
TheDebonairNomad Sep 7 2004 says:

Goofy Half-Life 2 is here :D

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TheDebonairNomad Creator
TheDebonairNomad Sep 3 2004 says:

Sorry Snake you will just have to wait for HL2 for the next GHL version, and to 'Cheezo' man its a long story.

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AmayirotAkago Sep 1 2004 says:

Damn it. Why is always the fun mods that are played by no one?

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Cheezo Aug 31 2004 says:



So Adrian, how did you manage to wipe out the hard drive?

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TheDebonairNomad Creator
TheDebonairNomad Aug 31 2004 says:

Unfortunatley no.

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AmayirotAkago Aug 31 2004 says:

Wow. This mod looks INSANE.

Downloading as we speak. I hope there's still ppl playing.

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Cheezo Jul 21 2004 says:


I'm almost done with mah new map..that I originally did for TFC. The only difference is that you're not a fat man weilding an umbrella.

Wanna what the map is like, do ya? Tough tacos, you'll just have to wait.

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TheDebonairNomad Creator
TheDebonairNomad Jul 19 2004 says:

no I'm still in need of another mapper just to speed things up :)

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