Video games are a facet of the liberal media. They are especially insidious because they target our youth, indoctrinating them at an early age with values that are antithetical to all that is right. We can see the liberal agenda at work in the popular Mario Brothers franchise. Rescuing princesses, for example, enables a culture of victimization. Liberating the Koopas without an eye towards lucrative reconstruction contracts and the exploitation of their natural resources is wholly un-American.
Despite the power and reach of video games and their accompanying liberal agenda, the fact that video games are the most potent poison in liberal media’s cabinet is often overlooked by those conservatives who just don’t get it. Now however, there is a new video game that promises to change all that with the help of the right’s greatest defender, Stephen Colbert.
Stephen Colbert will (maybe - not yet committed) appear as a playable character in Dream Caters’ Duel. Aided by a bald eagle trained to attack hippies, he will champion the right, spreading freedom at gunpoint throughout the world, virtual and otherwise.
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