Car-Poral Keys is a retrofuturistic first-person Source 2013 modification that pits you, Jim, against your evil neighbour, Jim's Neighbour, after realising he stole your car keys. With your job on the line, you must race through over 40 different rooms located entirely within your basement, ranging from vast valleys, to cities and even tiny vertigo puzzles. Can you find your keys? Can you defeat Jim's Neighbour? Can you discover the secret power of the lost Originiginal tribe? Find out when Car-poral Keys explodes onto your weathered CRT monitor this [INSERT RELEASE DATE HERE]. WARNING: We are not responsible for brain damage caused by playing Car-poral Keys. QUALITY NOT ASSURED

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Car-Poral keys is basically on Source 2013! Also weapon models, and we need a coder.

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So Carporal Keys is more-or-less on Source Engine 2013. A couple of bugs here or there are somewhat hindering progress, however we are certain that the overall benefits of the new Source version will make these impediments worthwhile.

I have been working on a guitar model which is based off my real life ESP LTD MH-1000NT, which will be a melee weapon for a few Carporal Keys areas. (Apologies for the Garry's Mod screenshot)

The first two chapters of the mod are currently in developer alpha testing, with a few bugs to be fixed and models to be made before we release the beta to close friends. Public beta testing will most likely not occur, as we have plenty of testers at the moment, and the mod is not even half way to complete.

Also, here is an old version of the first room encountered in the mod. The puzzle is fairly simple, so watching it probably won't ruin anything at all.

Also, we have a number of positions available, should anyone wish to join Nautical Ninjas.
These positions include:
Environment/character/model texturer
(A competent!) 3D Modeller
A programmer (vital)

Should any of these be you, feel free to pop us an email or message.
Originiginal chips shouldn't be chucked out.
Til' next time.

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billyboob
billyboob - - 297 comments

Needs more crates.

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Moopium Creator
Moopium - - 74 comments

You can buy more crates through microtransactions.

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UBCS_Recruit_Muffin
UBCS_Recruit_Muffin - - 175 comments

This looks pretty good, I'm going to download this for sure when it's finished

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