Vampire Lord image - Call of Warhammer: Beginning of The End Times mod for Medieval II: Total War: Kingdoms
A standalone expansion of the Call of Warhammer experience. Fewer scripts, unlocked gameplay, brand new factions, new continents, dozens of new units, new music, and much more.
Vampire Lord
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New generic vamp officer.
On one hand I soil my pants a little every time I see that sweet *** update notification and the gorgeous fruits of your labour, on the other hand it just reminds me how much of an impatient piece of **** I am and how badly I wanna play 1.5. Oh Tzeentch why do you have to torture us this way.
We have lots of cool things up our sleeves btw ;)
You all gotta think the more you wait, the more awesome and polished stuff you're gonna enjoy. All this requires time.
Is it true you might release the mod on Febuary 30?
See? That's the problem. You worship Tzeentch, the God-Chicken who takes stuff away from you just to take stuff away and watch the world burn.
But if you worship Sexy Slaanesh, he/she shall indulge you with all of your greatest ecstacies and pleasures. With Slaanesh, you will get 1.5 , but I must warn you that you will begin to crave more.
Word of advice: It's totes worth it :3
I ain't worshiping no Tzeentch, he's just the guy that meddles with fate and such, so I figured its his doing, Nurgle's my sugar daddy so keep your sticky paws of me you perverted bastard.x)
I know its worth it, but that doesn't make it any easier.
Oh, praise be to the pusstuous and poxulous Papa Nurgle! May his virulent and infectious love keep us from the mundanity of "normal", bland existence. May his blight show us the light.
Tzeentch is machines and mutants.
Khorne is blood and skulls.
Nurgle is ebola and hugs.
Slaanesh is coke and hookers.
Choose wisely young master
(totally going for the coke and hookers)
Duh, ebola and hugs, the perfect combination, plus if you're usefull enough you can get a tiny, green fat man living in your stomach, how awesome is that, stick with slanesh and you'll get a dong growing out of your forehead. (wich to be fair also sounds kinda fun)
Nurgle loves the little children
All the children of the world
poxed and rotten, plagued with blight
they're precious in his sight
Nurgle loves the little children of the world
You suckers don't even worship Malal or Sigmar.
**** Sigmar, have you seen AoS? dude's dead to me.
It's Archaeon's fault! If it weren't for him none of that would have happened!
I love this
Yay!
Bela Lagosi's dead
Undead undead undead
Reminds me of a personal mod I made for CoW original mod, I made the soundtrack for the Vampires all Bauhaus and Nosferatu, it was great.
You sir, are a guest with pizzazz
Very cool!
Also he looks like Eminem :-)
*Rolls around impatiently* Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant
*WAAAAAAAAAGHnt
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHY HE LOOKS SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
only in death will they understand