A Tribute to Hammy, Jaykin bacon, Internet jokes and the fact that you can make a mod fun without serious looking guns and action. Half-Screwed is a Half-life Modification where the tense serious multiplayer action is blown away as it adds some weird things and other great wonderful things. Instead of a handgun and dangerous explosives, you can take xboxs and throw them at someone, confused, your opponent will look around, find the xbox will think it's a pickup and Press button and KA-BOOM! Or have your first Tripmine with Fishter Price's TripMine. Take Gordon's head and throw it at someone. Many more wacky ideas will be in this mod. Feel free to add ideas in the moddb comments! I'll be sure to add it if it works. I am coming up with ideas that other modders wouldn't think of, NES Zapper, bring back childhood memories that you shoot that dog... Many of the maps will include "hometowns", for example, for Pyramid Head's Model, Silent Hill looking city. NES Zapper, the NES looking spot of duck hunt. etc.
5/11/08
Hopefully Half-Screwed will not die this time! Ok, so I made new stuff for the mod, it's looking and feeling great, New weapons, New Engine and new crew! Never thought you'd see us again? Well, I guess here you go. Oh by the way!
We are having a logo Contest Between May 11, 2008 to May 22, 2008. The theme of the logos should be funny, wacky or just pure random. Something that will get anyone going. SEND SUBMISSIONS TO dethklan[at]gmail.com! Prizes include free beta testing of the mod! Inside Info and your name plastered all over, thus making you famous*! Good Luck!
Oh and if you are wondering anything new? Well, I don't want to give out much until release but here's a player model I worked on. Enjoy! PS: I know the legs are boxy and stuff but I am fixing that right up before release. Oh and website updated!

* Famous not guaranteed, but the plastered all over is!
5/5/08
EPIC REVIVIAL!
Half-Screwed is not Screwed afterall! The maps and the code and everything has been preserved and we are back in full order! More Half, Less Screwed! YEAHHHHHH! I'm stoked.
2/5/07
Half-Screwed is on hiatus. There are numerous reasons why it is on hiatus. School, Life and lack-of-volunteers. Though, probably nobody would care about this, Oh well.
1/16/07
The Half-Screwed Engine is done, but the problem is to contact the Coder to get it, :(. Otherwise, I've gotten a huge CPU Upgrade so I work on things relatively faster. A team is starting to group together and this mod might turn out to be awesome, or stupid, which ever you look at it.
Felix, one of new mappers has made a new impressive 8-bit style map. Based off of mario, this map can do alot of things like Destroy the ? Blocks for items, kill gombas and watch them explode and even go down to the underground area in the pipe. This map shown below is a W.I.P. it may change from what you see there.

0 comments by ash_link on Feb 5th, 2007 digg this super bookmark
Half-Screwed is on hiatus. There are numerous reasons why it is on hiatus. School, Life and lack-of-volunteers. Though, probably nobody would care about this, Oh well.
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I think the zapper should replace the gauss, but remove the secondary fire.
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Dude, you should totaly make a Keyboard machine gun, that you fire by pressing space or whatever,
and ralods by pressing R or something, I guess it would replace the mp5.
and a FRAGmouse( hand grande ). and you simply must make a sage weapon..
dude awesomeness!
COL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Better be balanced. :P Jaykin' Bacon is frusterating because you die SO freakin' easily.
I must say that I simply love this mod already. Just the simple fact that you can pickup an item that people normally would not expect to pickup and use it as a weapon is amazing. I would actually pay real cash for a mod that had good (long lasting) gameplay and use almost anything that can hold as a weapon. That would be really funny and extremly unique. PLEASE, make more weapons! I would love seeing a shoe, banana, mouse (as a flail), monitor, laptop, cd-roms, exact-o-nifz, pencil sharpners, rubber duckies (secondary fire releases a terrifying sound! XD)ethernet cable, videocard, printer, ps2/ps3/Gcube/Wii, coat hangers and other things as weapons (even funnier if you can throw all the weapons)! Everyday items can be easily turned into murder weapons and I would really get hooked on this mod if it would do just that. If you want I can try taking some pictures of the everyday items and send em to you (I first need to learn how to adjust the pictures so they can be slapped on a model and look properly!)
Good to see a funny mod that dosen't focuse on total realism, good luck!
hmm maybe a funny roster similar to this lol
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If I knew how to make animations/models I would help you guys.