A Tribute to Hammy, Jaykin bacon, Internet jokes and the fact that you can make a mod fun without serious looking guns and action. Half-Screwed is a Half-life Modification where the tense serious multiplayer action is blown away as it adds some weird things and other great wonderful things. Instead of a handgun and dangerous explosives, you can take xboxs and throw them at someone, confused, your opponent will look around, find the xbox will think it's a pickup and Press button and KA-BOOM! Or have your first Tripmine with Fishter Price's TripMine. Take Gordon's head and throw it at someone. Many more wacky ideas will be in this mod. Feel free to add ideas in the moddb comments! I'll be sure to add it if it works. I am coming up with ideas that other modders wouldn't think of, NES Zapper, bring back childhood memories that you shoot that dog... Many of the maps will include "hometowns", for example, for Pyramid Head's Model, Silent Hill looking city. NES Zapper, the NES looking spot of duck hunt. etc.
5/11/08
Hopefully Half-Screwed will not die this time! Ok, so I made new stuff for the mod, it's looking and feeling great, New weapons, New Engine and new crew! Never thought you'd see us again? Well, I guess here you go. Oh by the way!
We are having a logo Contest Between May 11, 2008 to May 22, 2008. The theme of the logos should be funny, wacky or just pure random. Something that will get anyone going. SEND SUBMISSIONS TO dethklan[at]gmail.com! Prizes include free beta testing of the mod! Inside Info and your name plastered all over, thus making you famous*! Good Luck!
Oh and if you are wondering anything new? Well, I don't want to give out much until release but here's a player model I worked on. Enjoy! PS: I know the legs are boxy and stuff but I am fixing that right up before release. Oh and website updated!

* Famous not guaranteed, but the plastered all over is!
5/5/08
EPIC REVIVIAL!
Half-Screwed is not Screwed afterall! The maps and the code and everything has been preserved and we are back in full order! More Half, Less Screwed! YEAHHHHHH! I'm stoked.
2/5/07
Half-Screwed is on hiatus. There are numerous reasons why it is on hiatus. School, Life and lack-of-volunteers. Though, probably nobody would care about this, Oh well.
1/16/07
The Half-Screwed Engine is done, but the problem is to contact the Coder to get it, :(. Otherwise, I've gotten a huge CPU Upgrade so I work on things relatively faster. A team is starting to group together and this mod might turn out to be awesome, or stupid, which ever you look at it.
Felix, one of new mappers has made a new impressive 8-bit style map. Based off of mario, this map can do alot of things like Destroy the ? Blocks for items, kill gombas and watch them explode and even go down to the underground area in the pipe. This map shown below is a W.I.P. it may change from what you see there.

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Hopefully Half-Screwed will not die this time! Ok, so I made new stuff for the mod, it's looking and feeling great, New weapons, New Engine and new crew! Never thought you'd see us again? Well, I guess here you go. Oh by the way!
We are having a logo Contest Between May 11, 2008 to May 22, 2008. The theme of the logos should be funny, wacky or just pure random. Something that will get anyone going. SEND SUBMISSIONS TO dethklan[at]gmail.com! Prizes include free beta testing of the mod! Inside Info and your name plastered all over, thus making you famous*! Good Luck!
Oh and if you are wondering anything new? Well, I don't want to give out much until the whole awesome release but here's something! Enjoy! PS: I know the legs are boxy but I am working on that before any release!

Yes a rough draft of Haruhi, Looks good but not perfect so far.
* Famous not guaranteed, but the plastered all over is!
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When is it going to be out ?
You know... making the dead bodies move would be the g8est thing ever!
instead of the crowbar... a teddy-bear or something cute and soft will do...
keep up to good work ;)
i did that for quake once it was funny applying ai to corpses
If i knew the basics and advanced moves of mapping, i would help. Even create a mod by me, named Nicktoon run
Any Updates? hmmm..?
Its Awwwwwwwwright
oh what I meant was that im stead of pulling a trigger the hand would be pressing space...
it would simply be a shooting animation.
>>alfaalex101
More death animations would require a lot of smd sequence editing. I tried to edit using milkshape and I get no where.
Just got another idea: Try adding books as weapons and everytime you hit a guy with it, paper comes out. Dont forget to add lots of death animations! Look at SOF2 (soldier of fortune 2). It has billions of death animations and you never truly get tired of em. Get the demo and see for urself. It is funny killing a guy with a rubber duckie or a book but to make it even more funny you should add in tons of death animations just to keep the humour going 8)
>> Kevman
I might use it for gauss, It would depend if I still want for handgun or gauss. I'm aiming towards a handgun. You may never know.
>> Ducky511
4chan is everywhere.
>>l0d1z
Well, I could make it a machine gun, but, as far as space for shooting, you would have to edit the scripts to shoot with space, but the problem would be that the script editing would effect every gun. I wish I could.
>>alfaalex101
Hah Every piece of motherboard, take it and chuck it. I might use your idea and create a series of bombs, using Gordon's Head, a Monitor, an xbox 360 or maybe a tv. Rubber duckies, you sir are a genius, Rubber duckies it is. Actually, they are not fake, THEY ARE ALIVE AND RIP PEOPLE APART, wouldn't want to go to bath with those kinds.