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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik Jan 13 2014, 6:52am says:

The cheerleader. Inject her with heroin.

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 13 2014, 6:53am replied:

Feh! I was just about to say Maria... :S

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Jan 13 2014, 6:57am replied:

Vampires can heal themselves, you idiot!

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik Jan 13 2014, 6:58am replied:

Oh yeah?

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Jan 13 2014, 6:58am replied:

Oh yeah!

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik Jan 13 2014, 7:00am replied:

Think you can heal yourself after a Dragon Shout?

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Jan 13 2014, 7:00am replied:

A what?!

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik Jan 13 2014, 7:00am replied:

...

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 13 2014, 7:06am replied:

Silly Javik... don't expect primitives to know Skyrim and its' stuff. Dragon Shouts, also known as Thu'um, are spells or something used by Dragons and Dragonborn mortals. And getting ''shouted'' at is like, well... let's put it this way. It's like getting shot by a tank, or getting hit by a giant wave of fire/ice/lightning.

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Jan 13 2014, 7:07am replied:

And Javik possesses that kind of power?

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 13 2014, 7:08am replied:

Nope... but I do. Learned the Thu'um from Alduin.

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Jan 13 2014, 7:09am replied:

Who the heck is Alduin...

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik Jan 13 2014, 7:11am replied:

This bad-*** right here! ---> Fc09.deviantart.net

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 13 2014, 7:14am replied:

Alduin is a world-eating Dragon from Skyrim. Me and Javik managed to tame him, and now he's our pet. He's aiding us in the Reaper war. Since you're clueless to what a Reaper is, lemme explain. A Reaper is a skyscraper-sized machine with a laser cannon that destroys everything.

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik Jan 13 2014, 7:18am replied:

Chickgeek.org <--- This right here is a Reaper, and it will mess your **** up! This is also the smallest Reaper variant out there.

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Jan 13 2014, 7:19am replied:

o_o

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Kaname~Kuran
Kaname~Kuran Jan 14 2014, 6:47am replied:

Don't worry, we'll break out somehow...

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik Jan 13 2014, 7:20am replied:

I'm going to ask you again... Do you HONESTLY think you can heal yourself after a Dragon Shout? (or a Reaper blast)

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Jan 13 2014, 7:21am replied:

No... not really...

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik Jan 13 2014, 7:23am replied:

Then scram back to Vampire Knight, with all the primitives in there! Men are fighting here!

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Jan 13 2014, 7:23am replied:

Us elite vampires can still beat you!

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 13 2014, 7:28am replied:

Only in Kaname's wet dreams. We have Prothean abilities, vehicles and weaponry, Thu'um, myself, Javik, Zaeed, Alduin, Dwarfy (still not very experienced), the Retarded Black Dude, the Simeon launcher, BFG's, armies of bi-sexual Imps, highly-trained vampire assassins, a lot of special units, and this rapist right here: ---> Media.moddb.com

Beat that, cheerleader!

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Jan 13 2014, 7:32am replied:

Fuuuuuck... Why must you have the most powerful things at your disposal?!

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik Jan 13 2014, 7:34am replied:

Because we're Protheans, you primitive blondie. That's all you need to know.

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Jan 13 2014, 7:34am replied:

...

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 13 2014, 7:35am replied:

Whelp, another well-earned victory for us Protheans.

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Aquarius~ Author
Aquarius~ Jan 13 2014, 3:19pm replied:

Actually my next patient is Kaname. Let's see what happened to him. *Grins evily*

~Zatsune

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Kaname~Kuran
Kaname~Kuran Jan 14 2014, 6:34am replied:

What makes you think I'll enter your hospital when I never need to be healed?

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 14 2014, 6:36am replied:

Because... *aims the Simeon launcher at you*... that's why.

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Kaname~Kuran
Kaname~Kuran Jan 14 2014, 6:37am replied:

*sigh* Not again...

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 14 2014, 6:39am replied:

After I'm done torturing you, you'll be crawling like a slug that was crushed by an iBrick 4.

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The_Guy_:/
The_Guy_:/ Jan 14 2014, 6:41am replied:

''iBrick 4'' LAWL! XD

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Kaname~Kuran
Kaname~Kuran Jan 14 2014, 6:42am replied:

How original...

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 14 2014, 6:44am replied:

Of course it is, you boring bastard. Now go get injected with heroin, otherwise I'll send you to collect corn from Simeon's arse.

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Kaname~Kuran
Kaname~Kuran Jan 14 2014, 6:44am replied:

Huuh... fine.

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Jan 14 2014, 6:45am replied:

Damn it! Now we're both stuck in here...

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Kaname~Kuran
Kaname~Kuran Jan 14 2014, 6:48am replied:

Don't worry, we'll break out somehow...

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 14 2014, 6:49am replied:

As if! You know what makes me a good Demoman? I've been shagging your sister. *evil smile*

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Kaname~Kuran
Kaname~Kuran Jan 14 2014, 6:50am replied:

Leave Yuuki out of this, you foolish mortal!

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 14 2014, 6:52am replied:

Ohohoho, the old dog still has teeth! And Protheans are ageless. We can live forever. Not the same can be said for you, however. *aims the Simeon launcher at both of you*

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Kaname~Kuran
Kaname~Kuran Jan 14 2014, 6:53am replied:

Urgh!

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Rima~Toya
Rima~Toya Jan 14 2014, 6:53am replied:

...

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 14 2014, 6:54am replied:

Goddamn JOJ!

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Aquarius~ Author
Aquarius~ Jan 14 2014, 1:10pm replied:

How cute.

~Zatsune

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