The cheerleader. Inject her with heroin.
Feh! I was just about to say Maria... :S
Vampires can heal themselves, you idiot!
Think you can heal yourself after a Dragon Shout?
Silly Javik... don't expect primitives to know Skyrim and its' stuff. Dragon Shouts, also known as Thu'um, are spells or something used by Dragons and Dragonborn mortals. And getting ''shouted'' at is like, well... let's put it this way. It's like getting shot by a tank, or getting hit by a giant wave of fire/ice/lightning.
And Javik possesses that kind of power?
Nope... but I do. Learned the Thu'um from Alduin.
Who the heck is Alduin...
This bad-*** right here! ---> Fc09.deviantart.net
Alduin is a world-eating Dragon from Skyrim. Me and Javik managed to tame him, and now he's our pet. He's aiding us in the Reaper war. Since you're clueless to what a Reaper is, lemme explain. A Reaper is a skyscraper-sized machine with a laser cannon that destroys everything.
Chickgeek.org <--- This right here is a Reaper, and it will mess your **** up! This is also the smallest Reaper variant out there.
Don't worry, we'll break out somehow...
I'm going to ask you again... Do you HONESTLY think you can heal yourself after a Dragon Shout? (or a Reaper blast)
No... not really...
Then scram back to Vampire Knight, with all the primitives in there! Men are fighting here!
Us elite vampires can still beat you!
Only in Kaname's wet dreams. We have Prothean abilities, vehicles and weaponry, Thu'um, myself, Javik, Zaeed, Alduin, Dwarfy (still not very experienced), the Retarded Black Dude, the Simeon launcher, BFG's, armies of bi-sexual Imps, highly-trained vampire assassins, a lot of special units, and this rapist right here: ---> Media.moddb.com
Beat that, cheerleader!
Fuuuuuck... Why must you have the most powerful things at your disposal?!
Because we're Protheans, you primitive blondie. That's all you need to know.
Whelp, another well-earned victory for us Protheans.
Actually my next patient is Kaname. Let's see what happened to him. *Grins evily*
What makes you think I'll enter your hospital when I never need to be healed?
Because... *aims the Simeon launcher at you*... that's why.
*sigh* Not again...
After I'm done torturing you, you'll be crawling like a slug that was crushed by an iBrick 4.
''iBrick 4'' LAWL! XD
Of course it is, you boring bastard. Now go get injected with heroin, otherwise I'll send you to collect corn from Simeon's arse.
Damn it! Now we're both stuck in here...
As if! You know what makes me a good Demoman? I've been shagging your sister. *evil smile*
Leave Yuuki out of this, you foolish mortal!
Ohohoho, the old dog still has teeth! And Protheans are ageless. We can live forever. Not the same can be said for you, however. *aims the Simeon launcher at both of you*
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