wise2fox

Proud to be a brony !<br /><br />BROHOOF /) (\<br /><br /><br />Top 10 Symptoms of the Spy-Phobia<br /><br />10. You keep hearing the Spy's voice in your head...and it drives you crazy! <br /><br />9. You know that the Spy is real and that he could be ANYWHERE! <br /><br />8. Whenever you are by yourself, you don't think that you are alone and you freak out whenever you hear random noises and/or movements because it could be the Spy coming after you.<br /><br />7. Every time you listen to the Spy's theme ("Right Behind You") on your iPod, you instantly think that the Spy is in the same room as you...somewhere...ready to strike/kidnap/kill you (or all of the above: strike, kidnap, AND kill). (Whatever you do, don't listen to it when walking outside AT NIGHT!)<br /><br />6. You're afraid go in any body of water (sewers, pool, beach, etc.), worried that the TentaSpy is going to get you.<br /><br />5. You're extremely paranoid that your back is going to get stabbed.<br /><br />4. You believe that the Spy is in some type of invisble cloak stalking you.<br /><br />3. Every time you think of French stuff (or France itself), you automatically think of the Spy.<br /><br />2. You keep blaming everything/everyone is actually the Spy. (It's better being safe than sorry)<br /><br />1. You keep turning you around every five seconds to see if the Spy is really behind you.