Parental Advisory: I drop the F-bomb a lot in my rage at the heresy that is Electronic Arts and the so-called "Command and Conquer 4" game. My ass!
I FUCKING HATE EA.
I hate CnC4, not just because of what it is, but for what it could have been. After playing the game, I realized who EA is marketing their games to: motherfucking retarded preteens who, in their haze of stupdity, think that they're gamers because they can play games like CnC4.
WHAT THE FUCK IS COMMAND AND CONQUER WHEN THERE ARE ONLY TEN-FIFTEEN UNITS TO COMMAND AND ONLY A FEW OF THEM TO CONQUER!?
I loved base building. It was a art, something that was time consuming and was fun. I would literally obliterate my enemy just so that I could dick around and build an epic base while he rebuilt, and then use my epic base's production facilities to dropkick his ass to the fucking Scrin homeworld. THERE ISN'T ANY GODDAMNED BASEBUILDING! WHAT THE FUCK?
And to add to the insanity: I HAVE TO BE CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET TO DO ANYTHING! EVEN SINGLEPLAYER MISSIONS OR TO PLAY AGAINST THE FUCKING AI!! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!? What's gonna happen in two years, when EA shuts down the servers and cuts off support to the game?? Think it won't happen? Look no further than the Simcity franchise, the website has been title "Untitled Document\" for at least the last three years (when my uncle first gave me his old games).
FUCK EA. I want some goddamned TANKS!! And I want to be able to build mor than five of them!!
And to end it all... WHO FUCKING WROTE THE SCRIPT??? DID THAT STUPID FUCKING DOUCHEBAG EVEN TAKE AN ENGLISH CLASS IN HIGHSCHOOL??? DID HE EVEN GRADUATE FROM FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL??? I could drive the fucking Scin Mothership through the plot holes in the game. Where'd all the fucking Tiberium go? Twenty years and it all magically gets flushed away by this TCN? Thats what is called Deux Ex Machina... AND ONLY FUCKING IDIOTS USE IT IN THEIR FUCKING STORIES!!
WHERED THE SCRIN GO!? The Tiberium Wars (which is actually a decent game) ended with: PREPARE FOR A MOTHERFUCKING INVASION BY THE SCIN!?
Did EA completly forget about that last game???
And Lastly... Kane. The only good thing about this pile of shit is that at least they topped the steamer off with Joe Kucan... but even the great majesty of one such as Kane cannot save this "game from being flushed. Even the "epic" ending to the franchise was a letdown...
All because of fucking EA.
