Scotch and Coffee founder, level designer, texture artist, model editor and voice actor. I'm always up for a voice acting job and will gladly do any lines you want to send to me. Also, I enjoy making video reviews for mods for Half-Life and Half-Life 2, so let me know if you want me to review one and I'll fit it in when I can.

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8 Review

Mod Review on Apr 26th, 2013

A wonderful little mod with the only downside being that it ended way too soon.

1 Review

Mod Review on Apr 1st, 2013 - 2 people agree 4 people don't

Surface Run
9 Review

Mod Review on Mar 31st, 2013

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Cry of Fear
2 Review

Game Review on Mar 29th, 2013

No review provided

1 Review

Mod Review on Mar 2nd, 2013 - 2 people agree 1 person doesn't

There is no way to rate zero.

7 Review

Mod Review on Feb 4th, 2013 - 3 people agree

I don't quite understand why this has such a low rating. Sure it's easy to get lost and the lack or narrative often means you don't know what to do next, but for the most part it was ok. The level design was pretty awesome in my eye and there were some nice details added around the place to make it look like a pretty convincing work environment.

One thing I cannot get over is the model inconsistencies. Blue HEV suit, orange sleeves and an awkward blend of HD and LD models... Would have given it an extra point if those issue had been sorted out prior to release.


Half-Life Remapped Texture Edition
1 Review

Mod Review on Jan 26th, 2013 - 4 people agree

Minimal effort, minimal score. Enjoy your down votes I guess. :/

Half Life: one more HD pack
1 Review

Mod Review on Jan 21st, 2013 - 4 people agree

Nothing original. Same as always :(

The Evasion
9 Review

Mod Review on Jan 5th, 2013 - 9 people agree

Worthy of Gearbox themselves!

This mod is incredibly fun to play. It's challenging, attractive and in some places, humorous. Everything a Half-Life mod should be.

Every inch of this mod has been painstakingly detailed and is a true inspiration to anyone who still maps for GoldSource.

The only reason I'm not giving this a 10 is because of a few issues concerning rotating doors which trapped me a couple of times and caused me to use noclip to free myself.

Other than that, absolutely sublime.


1 Review

Mod Review on Dec 23rd, 2012 - 4 people agree 1 person doesn't

While I do like the idea, the delivery is totally wrong. You establish that the mod is a tribute to mapping and how people need to take the time and effort to make their mods fun, yet you literally force the player through a series of terrible maps in order to make your point, and what's worse is that the resulting final map is the worst of the lot!

The melee weapon is not only clunky and slow, but makes no logical sense whatsoever.

You requested a terrible mod playthrough in my profile but quite frankly this isn't worth the effort.

Bad for the sake of bad is not fun, and this is as bad as it gets.


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