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The Defecators? Well I guess they are...
...**** out of luck.
With technology like Samsung's S Voice, Google Now and Apple’s Siri, the more this image macro makes sense.
I was expecting looted versions of the new Tau models sometime soon.
From Mechmaster's CG-Lair. He also does Gundam, Macross, other miscellaneous mech models, and Daleks.
I don't know...it looks weird with the magazine all the way at the front of the gun.
Battlecry: "WE ARE THE LAW!"
Oh how I love Contemptor Dreadnoughts. The current design looks so awkward because it's basically a METAL BOX with legs and arms.
So small...is the chainsword going in its mouth?
Non-gothic architecture = not Imperial = heresy = blow it to hell
Ferrus Manus: Dell Conagher's Great x 30k Grandson.
"Brother! Why are you staring off to your left? The enemy is this way!"
That's because his FACE IS HIS SHIELD!
SM Scout: "NEEDA DISPENSA HERE!"
Their armor, particularly the midsection, is ugly.
According to the 40k wiki: these are loyalist WEs during the Heresy.
"Has anyone seen the latrine box? I have my wipe and ready to go."
*Other guy realizes the foul-smelling food in the box he's eating from USED to be food.*
Coins for the coin throne!
I use this wallpaper but it doesn't have the logo in the top right.
Makes me think the Ogdru-Jahad from Hellboy was just a lost Tyranid bio-ship.
Watch out for the giant hand behind you, Ultramarine!
Repost but higher resolution? Just noticed DA html in corner. Same artist that drew the catfight between the sororita and Eldar Banshee.
There are examples of corrupted Sororitas. Miriael Sabathiel is the only sororita that willingly joined Chaos. The rest were corrupted against their will. (there's an example in one of the Cain books)
Angron with a non-angry face. **** got feels.
They couldn't get Angron to stay still for his portrait to be here.
Could work as a corrupted Sororita.
Ecclesiarchy's favorite position...
Ohh, she has a Pipboy 3000.
Yeah...this was posted already a few weeks ago...
Her Psyker Sense is tingling.
I think she wants the D.
That's a very spiky Iron Halo the Space Marine has there.
Their saliva is acidic so it feels bad man.
Dat barely visible from this distance ***.
You know you're badass if you can take a horde of daemons with your pauldron covering half of your face.
And yet the Space Wolves still kicked their *** in the end.
Is that a gun on his head?
YEAH! **** READING!
Deathwatch Devastator (w/ boy spotter) > Deathwatch Assault Marine > Vindicare Assassin?
And of course it had to be an Ultramarine...
Walking over Genestealers that look like they're still alive? Been there, done that.
Damn Ork Hippies!
Game menu background pic for Exterminatus: Rival Species 2 mod.
After discovering a data disk ("DVD" in its archaic name) titled "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann", the techpriest subsequently had his arm replaced with a giant drill.
It used to be an ace fighter pilot that led a squadron composed of a falcon, toad, and rabbit.
Fortunately, there will always be enough greenskins to believe he's a good artist.
Am I reading that script/cursive correctly? Does that say "Matt Ward"?
Cult/Warband name: Black Dahlias
Battlecry: "WHY SO SERIOUS?"
Commissar Vader in the claws of that Chaos Terminator.
Certainly not the Emperor's spellchecker.
Wow, this was just uploaded last week or so.
That Guardsman is only scared because he forgot to fix his bayonet.
dem vein bulges and underarm hair...
Say what you want about Smurf cologne, but it sure beats Russ and Mortarion.
It's Ork. With a K. 'Kay?
Crull: "DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWN IN IT!!!"
Was he sitting on top of the cannon, with his hands out to grab the exiting round, or did they manage to fit him inside that thin barrel?
Funny since he was a war veteran. Perhaps here he fed traitor guardsmen some bad meat.
"What will you trade for this vintage bolter?"
"I can offer you 2 reclaimed metal or a strange chainsword."
"At the cost of 1000 unlucky sods every single day." -TotalBiscuit
About time I found one without the page fold in the middle.
lol tuning forks
"Will you be quiet? I'm trying to read here!"
These guys are included in the Grey Knights faction for Dawn of War 2's Elite Mod.
Anyone else notice the tube in the patient's chest is coming from the techpriest's below the waist area?
Kharn: Guess you won't be needing those tapes I made for you. You want me to get rid of them?
Angron: Now now. Don't be hasty. Not until I see those anti-Imperials pummeled to dust, which should be any moment now.
[watches resistance get slaughtered]
Angron: Yes! Yes!
I'd hate to be the Marines under that Great Unclean One.
Saw this on DeviantArt ages ago. Done by one of those /tg/ artists.
Some other ideas:
Administrator = Inquisitor
Gray Mann and Robots = Necrons
Who would be Saxton Hale/Redmond Mann/Blutarch Mann/Miss Pauling/etc.?
Can you count the number of chaos stars on him?
The original was a unicorn...why is this a cat?
"Oh Emperor, here comes the commissar! Don't sneeze. Don't sneeze. Don't sneeze..."
Bunch of bugs coming put of a giant, teethed vagina.
Does this guy do art for the Eldar codex?
Very mono-colored, as if they were forgotten to be painted. Also, too many small square white windows.
Inquisitor is Hector Rex.
I believe this is the First War for Armageddon.
I AM THE LAW!
Digital Camo? The U.S. military is discontinuing the pattern after almost a decade and 5 billion dollars spent because they eventually deducted that it was not effective.
I remember this being posted as well but months before.
Link says 403 Forbidden for me.
Also, this is done by the same artist who draws all those pro-Chaos artwork with Sororitas and female Eldar getting mutilated/murdered that it would make Matt Ward blush.
"Help! My hands are on fire! Somebody put them out!"
The fact that those vehicles are unaware of their ambush says otherwise.
Even with his arm chopped off, that guardsman knows how to make sure his bloodspray goes in the greenskin's face.
Yeah, it's a repost...from a pic only a few months old.
Rock Paper Scissors over a piece of bling and the original script of Star Wars.
While the German aspect of the Death Korps stands out the most, they are actually a combination of multiple WWI Western Front armies.
Guy on right: "Servitor! Why are you on the ground? Get up and help me!"
Servitor: "Maybe it has to do with me not being able to see **** wearing this helmet!"
How do you stop an Eldar from suffocating?
You take your foot off her chest.
Is the scene here a reference to a scene from a painting? It looks like it.
Her zealotry burns all the boys in the yard.
What the Firewarrior game thought itself to be.
Feminine-looking male? Check.
Tight-fitting armor? Check.
Armored codpiece over groin? Check.
Yup, Eldar alright.
Looks like that Culexus Assassin has...
...a blank expression.
"You had me at die standing..."
Damn, dem Eldar eyes be smokin'!
That's for The Changer of Ways to know and for you to never know.
Colored version. But at least the black and white version did not have the page fold.
"Your mere presence is lowering the land value of my property."
How is he supposed to get back inside that hole? Or do they stick out like that for the whole ride?
Looks like that Guard officer...
...did Nazi that coming.
Gotta start somewhere when fixing up a house.
Is this one of those honor duels that chapters have between each other?
I recognize the Raven Guard and Imperial Fist...who are the ones on the bottom left and the one on the floor defeated?
Is there a version without the page fold in the middle?
"Meet Da Burna"
Bob Marley, is that you?
This is a High Lord of Terra in case anyone's wondering.
Lynch mobs of the 41st millennium.
OK...I do remember seeing this posted a month or two ago.
Chains? Is that how they make people stay in church in the 41st millennium?
Hot...that is all.
Commissar: "No you don't, Guardsman. But do everything he says unless you want to meet my laspistol."
"Welcome...Welcome to Hive 17."
The liquor bottle on the right.
I have fire coming out of the back of my robe. Your argument is heresy.
I believe this was already posted at least a month ago.
Where the rent is too damn high!
I guess this picture had the space...
...for a little elbow room.
"Hurry up, brother. You're gonna miss the show!"
He knew there was an enemy above, so he fired his bolter into the air and hit it without looking. Like a boss.
Wasn't this already posted, like, a few weeks ago?
Left side. Where the tentacle begins. You can see an open jaw.
Whatever you do...do not remove that loincloth!
Higher-resolution repost of slaine69's work.
The blur and flare effects I find annoying but otherwise cool eldritch horror.
TASTE THE RAINBOW ENEMIES OF MAN
I have doves flying over my head, your attacks are invalid.
That's a big cupboard.
Repost. I know it's back there because I browsed the whole gallery recently.
The manga artstyle and Calgar's cyber eye gave it away for me. (Batou anyone?)
Repost I believe.
"Hey, brother! Check this nice read I have here. It's got bitches and blow!"
"Say hello to my little friend!"
A hose that connects your eye to your chest. Dafuq?
Deathwatch Space Marine killing a non-Xeno enemy?
"Feels weird, man."
In a way that may be better.
GET SOME, NA'VI!!!
Based on "Old One Eye," a legendary Tyranid Carnifex.
He became an arco-flagellant.
"[A] heretic deemed worthy of redemption by the Ecclesiarchy, sentenced to arco-flagellation, and turned into living weapons." - Lexicanum
Snorting blood off his knife.
IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE...
...people still use United States currency.
Looks like Corner Cat, blocking the good bit of a picture.
Hey, let's give that Thousand Son Marine a big hand for trying.
Slaanesh: "Please do."
Collect the boxtops for a chance to win a free Bloodcrusher!
A Catachan that still lives with his mom and gets beat up by every female he hits on...heresy.
*sees Salamander emblem*
*sees guardsman at doorway firing gun into air*
AT-STs wish they were this badass.
I keep thinking of the champion that Maximus fought in Gladiator.
Even in death I serve as a stepping stone for my comrades.
"Whoa, you're taking my photo right now? Sure, why no-*head blown off*"
"Oh My Emperor! It came from her butt and they're actually eating it!"
Attributed to Major General Oliver P. Smith, USMC, Korea, December 1950.
Not exactly bare hands, but there's an image floating around the Net showing a female Imperial about to Falcon Punch a Chaos tank with her powerfist.
But what about the baby-faced sun?
"Horus betrays the Emperor, gets killed as a result, the Emperor goes into a vegetative state, and I launch countless failed Black Crusades."
I wouldn't be surprised if the Tau won since the Avatar of Khaine has had its *** kicked several times in the fluff.
If that does not work, try praying. Petting the machine and giving it positive motivational pep talk also helps.
If all else fails, perhaps it needs a good hit to jolt it into shape. Hence the ancient term "reboot" which likely means giving the machine a kick from your boot.
There's this old artifact from ancient humanity that connects you to a social network where you are always connected to people. According to the artifact's name, all you need to do is attach a book to your face.
Typical 40k kid. Always about the SPESS MEHREENS. Like kids with HALO or Call of Duty.
I guess you can say...
...nobody expected it.
That's the beauty of the Imperium. It is made up of several planets with several cultures but they are all united under one banner. No nationalist bickering, just humans fighting for their species.
And he's doing it with a broken sword, too!
Question: If Draigo is doomed to forever wander the Warp, how does he subsist? Where does he find food/warp dust? (Last I remember, space marines still need to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc.)
Most humans don't have to wear a huge, mechanized suit to fight melee and can still kick ***.
Oh wait, wrong movie...
Do Tau have energy shields in 40k? Because when I look at this, i think of the Bubble Shield from HALO 3.
Official Drop Song: "It's Raining Men"
"Why do we need to design a space station the same way as a castle when there technically is no up or down in space?"
"Because **** you that's why."
As someone who adheres to a radical philosophy shared by some Inquisitors, I think an Imperium-Eldar-Tau Alliance would be beneficial.
Slaanesh: VIOLATE! RAPE! SNORT!
Is this the original? I saw the same picture but the colors and emblems were replaced with Blood Angels.
Look at the freaking ship to the left.
Remember, those things have to carry several 8-foot tall armored warriors so of course it would be big.
He means it's flipped.
Donkey Kong, anyone?
Lets see Ezio and his Assassin Brotherhood take on these Templars.
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Being a commissar, he verbally ordered his legs to walk him closer.
Many people do that when starting up their car in the morning.
GOTTA PURGE'EM ALL
...your argument is invalid.
Lord Crull would be pleased.
Don't cross the streams.
I took a bolter round to the knee.
Are the clouds/lightning making angel wings from the shrine on top of the speeder?
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER
War, war never changes.
Fallout 3 Super Sledge.
So much bloom.
The Iron Giant was an amnesiac Necron titan that crash-landed on Terra during the Second Millenium.
Put skulls on knees, invalidates arrows that would reduce them to guard duty because they would count as headshots.
"If you want a vision of the grim darkness of the far future, imagine an Astartes boot stamping on a Tyranid face - forever."
Looks like it's time for another "count the skulls" game!
CSM version of laughing girls: Knowyourmeme.com
"Take this! You'll be able to shoot fireballs with it!"
The bottled water sells it. I remember drinking chocolate milk through my gas mask at Comic Con.
Last time I checked official art, they remove their teeth when going for the tubes in mouth look.
Storm? What storm? There's a storm in this picture?
Timon and Pumba.
Just 2 random Sororitas in the back, doing nothing. Unless one of the Marines needs a sandwich.
That must have been one hell of a game of capture the flag.
There's always that one person who is looking at the camera...
I could see Fry becoming a Tau Human Auxiliary...and stealing a Firewarrior suit.
Eh...I would not hang that on my wall.
The length of the blade seems short in proportion to the length of the handle (handle of a long sword but blade of a short sword).
Also, I wish I was in that helmet's spot.
Eldar is saddened by his poor grammar and pronunciation.
"Wanna but some lho sticks?"
Psyker: "You do not want to sell me lho sticks."
"I do not want to sell you lho sticks."
Psyker: "You will report to the nearest Arbites station and turn yourself in."
"I will report to the nearest Arbites station and turn myself in."
Steampunk spider from Wild Wild West.
"Hey Humie, did you know us Greenskins excel in close quarters comb-"
"You humans stick your tongue on metal poles in freezing cold? How about on a sharp metal blade that is ON FIRE???"
A Bolter is considered SMALL ARMS???
What exactly is going on in this picture?
What chapter is he from?
What? No Sisters of Kawaii?
You mean Orks can get dumber? Or is it a placebo where they believe they are dumber because of the supposed lobotomy?
You never heard of Wyches? Like Leilith Hesperax?
I keep thinking Bale and Sindri.
Considering what happened in the Doom games happens all the time in 40k.
Med School 40k
Notice one of her hands is below the desk.
Macha, forever alone.
Standing in that puddle like a boss.
In the grim darkness of the far future...Tebowing is alive and well.
The enemy fails grammar as the capital I requires no dots.
Since when did Stormboyz have talon feet like Chaos Raptors?
What's up with the hearts?
And then the Astartes drops in, kicks ***, and takes all the credit.
Irk? What's an Irk?
I think they're suiting up a member of the Death Company.
His eye level is below the crest in front of him. How can he see forward?
Also, crying skull on his knee.
Inquisitor Bronislaw Czevak?
Oh, a Navigator. The only mutants tolerated by the Imperium due to their necessity to successfully travel in the Warp. They keep their third eye covered for reasons like this.
Looks like a certain Imperial Assassin was right about love on first sight.
"Farseer! What do your Eldar eyes see?"
"They're taking the Squats to the Inquisition!"
ELDAR EARS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. THEY'RE NOT CATS.
Space Wolf Terminator and Carnifex are having a yelling contest.
That or The Great Unclean Republican.
Also, holy **** it has boobs!
ALL MY HNNNNNNNNNNNG.
"...And Brother, I Hurt People.
I'm a Force-A-Nature.
If you was from where I was from, You'd be f*cking dead.
It's not stealing if it was gifted to you.
He is angry that he is missing more of his body than Abaddon.
He no longer needs his helmet because he was promoted to sergeant.
"GET OVER HERE!"
How to get ahead in life.
That's what I was saying first time this was posted.
I blame Matt Ward....
I believe this is a reference to an event in one of the Cain books.
That's religion for you. Especially when it is backed by the state.
Solar eclipse? No problem! Light up the sky, boys!
He'd fit in well in 40k due to his overpowered Mary Sue-ness.
'CAUSE IT'S THRILLER!!! THRILLER NIGHT!
WHY ISN'T THIS IMAGE IN A RED TINT??? YOU KNOW, LIKE BLOOD!!!
"Joke's on you! I don't have a helmet for you to add to your collection!"
6th Edition sales in a nutshell.
Do the Space Hulk computer games count?
Anyway, there's also this mod:
I knew My Little Pony was Chaos-related.
What is that thing he is wielding in his right arm? Some chainsaw-leafblower combi-weapon?
Marine in question is Grimaldus btw.
Yeah it's a repost but i'd still hit that cultist and Dark Eldar...with the powerfist of an angry God Emperor.
"NO! MY POWERSWORD! GET AWAY AND GET YOUR OWN!"
I like how those helmet tubes are going directly to his mouth.
OH ****! MY HAND!
Angry Marine Chaplain?
His hair alone would classify him as a radical in the Inquisition.
Does this mean Lance Armstrong (assuming that's not him in the picture since it's so blurry) was so successful due to mutation?
This Hugh Hefner is very much a Slaaneshi cultist.
Or one small ork.
This is a repost. It is way back in the gallery.
Took his death like a champ, too.
But in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. So they are not doing a good (enough) job.
They're fighting Orks. It would be Red Dawn if it were Tau invading.
Repost of Hector Rex.
From the book cover of "The First Heretic."
Hipster Magos. Must have unearthed an ancient tech cult known as "Apple."
I saw this image farther back in the gallery. If we're going to repost images then delete the old ones.
I wonder why this image has been reposted.
This pic has been posted before. I found it when browsing through the entire gallery.
I looked way back in the gallery and found this to be a repost.
After days of browsing this gallery (starting from the most recent pics and working back), I finally make it through almost 3 years of images. I kept a tab open for this and browsed when I found a time to. (I'm an image junkie)
That is all.
Uh...that's what Exterminatus is for.
People sure like to wear wolf skins in the 40k. (Space Wolves, Horus, etc.)
Eldar were into that Japanese stuff before the Tau. (Samurai in particular)
Was he bald before joining, too?
The writing is perfectly horizontal...even on the diagonally-facing gun.
Orks = Dakka
Chaos = Spikes
"OI! 'OU SED THEY'D BE CUPHOLDAS IN DERE WHEN YOU FINISHED!"
What's the guy on the far right doing? Where's a commissar when you need one?
Are the Guardsmen ambushing the Tau by coming out of the (hidden) trench or were the Tau attempting to ambush the Guardsmens' trench?
What is it with everyone's need to have warriors stepping on skulls in battle?
I think of Kaneda's bike from Akira, the Bat Pod in The Dark Knight, and the Brute Chopper from Halo.
And by "work something out" I mean sexual favors.
As a KotOR fan, I was disappointed when BioWare decided to go with TOR (and Mass Effect) and not give us KotOR 3.
Batou of the 41st millenium?
I'd be more concerned about those very thin prosthetic legs.
All the money and resources go to making another oversized cathedral when it could be used to improve the squalid living conditions of this polluted factory city...the Imperium has its priorities straight.
So...if the guardsman asks the commissar to be more specific with his question (like the seagull question posed to King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail), and the commissar does not know the answer, does he shoot himself?
Selena Agna from Soulstorm?