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I wouldn't be surprised if the Tau won since the Avatar of Khaine has had its *** kicked several times in the fluff.
If that does not work, try praying. Petting the machine and giving it positive motivational pep talk also helps.
If all else fails, perhaps it needs a good hit to jolt it into shape. Hence the ancient term "reboot" which likely means giving the machine a kick from your boot.
There's this old artifact from ancient humanity that connects you to a social network where you are always connected to people. According to the artifact's name, all you need to do is attach a book to your face.
Typical 40k kid. Always about the SPESS MEHREENS. Like kids with HALO or Call of Duty.
I guess you can say...
...nobody expected it.
That's the beauty of the Imperium. It is made up of several planets with several cultures but they are all united under one banner. No nationalist bickering, just humans fighting for their species.
And he's doing it with a broken sword, too!
Question: If Draigo is doomed to forever wander the Warp, how does he subsist? Where does he find food/warp dust? (Last I remember, space marines still need to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc.)
Most humans don't have to wear a huge, mechanized suit to fight melee and can still kick ***.
Oh wait, wrong movie...
Do Tau have energy shields in 40k? Because when I look at this, i think of the Bubble Shield from HALO 3.
Official Drop Song: "It's Raining Men"
"Why do we need to design a space station the same way as a castle when there technically is no up or down in space?"
"Because **** you that's why."
As someone who adheres to a radical philosophy shared by some Inquisitors, I think an Imperium-Eldar-Tau Alliance would be beneficial.
Slaanesh: VIOLATE! RAPE! SNORT!
Is this the original? I saw the same picture but the colors and emblems were replaced with Blood Angels.
Look at the freaking ship to the left.
Remember, those things have to carry several 8-foot tall armored warriors so of course it would be big.
He means it's flipped.
Donkey Kong, anyone?
Lets see Ezio and his Assassin Brotherhood take on these Templars.
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Being a commissar, he verbally ordered his legs to walk him closer.
Many people do that when starting up their car in the morning.
GOTTA PURGE'EM ALL
...your argument is invalid.
Lord Crull would be pleased.
Don't cross the streams.
I took a bolter round to the knee.
Are the clouds/lightning making angel wings from the shrine on top of the speeder?
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER
War, war never changes.
Fallout 3 Super Sledge.
So much bloom.
The Iron Giant was an amnesiac Necron titan that crash-landed on Terra during the Second Millenium.
Put skulls on knees, invalidates arrows that would reduce them to guard duty because they would count as headshots.
"If you want a vision of the grim darkness of the far future, imagine an Astartes boot stamping on a Tyranid face - forever."
Looks like it's time for another "count the skulls" game!
CSM version of laughing girls: Knowyourmeme.com
"Take this! You'll be able to shoot fireballs with it!"
The bottled water sells it. I remember drinking chocolate milk through my gas mask at Comic Con.
Last time I checked official art, they remove their teeth when going for the tubes in mouth look.
Storm? What storm? There's a storm in this picture?
Timon and Pumba.
Just 2 random Sororitas in the back, doing nothing. Unless one of the Marines needs a sandwich.
That must have been one hell of a game of capture the flag.
There's always that one person who is looking at the camera...
I could see Fry becoming a Tau Human Auxiliary...and stealing a Firewarrior suit.
Eh...I would not hang that on my wall.
The length of the blade seems short in proportion to the length of the handle (handle of a long sword but blade of a short sword).
Also, I wish I was in that helmet's spot.
Eldar is saddened by his poor grammar and pronunciation.
"Wanna but some lho sticks?"
Psyker: "You do not want to sell me lho sticks."
"I do not want to sell you lho sticks."
Psyker: "You will report to the nearest Arbites station and turn yourself in."
"I will report to the nearest Arbites station and turn myself in."
Steampunk spider from Wild Wild West.
"Hey Humie, did you know us Greenskins excel in close quarters comb-"
"You humans stick your tongue on metal poles in freezing cold? How about on a sharp metal blade that is ON FIRE???"
A Bolter is considered SMALL ARMS???
What exactly is going on in this picture?
What chapter is he from?
What? No Sisters of Kawaii?
You mean Orks can get dumber? Or is it a placebo where they believe they are dumber because of the supposed lobotomy?
You never heard of Wyches? Like Leilith Hesperax?
I keep thinking Bale and Sindri.
Snorting blood off his knife.
Looks like Corner Cat, blocking the good bit of a picture.
Hey, let's give that Thousand Son Marine a big hand for trying.
AT-STs wish they were this badass.
Even in death I serve as a stepping stone for my comrades.
"Oh My Emperor! It came from her butt and they're actually eating it!"
Not exactly bare hands, but there's an image floating around the Net showing a female Imperial about to Falcon Punch a Chaos tank with her powerfist.
"Horus betrays the Emperor, gets killed as a result, the Emperor goes into a vegetative state, and I launch countless failed Black Crusades."
Considering what happened in the Doom games happens all the time in 40k.
Med School 40k
Notice one of her hands is below the desk.
Macha, forever alone.
Standing in that puddle like a boss.
In the grim darkness of the far future...Tebowing is alive and well.
The enemy fails grammar as the capital I requires no dots.
Since when did Stormboyz have talon feet like Chaos Raptors?
What's up with the hearts?
And then the Astartes drops in, kicks ***, and takes all the credit.
Irk? What's an Irk?
I think they're suiting up a member of the Death Company.
His eye level is below the crest in front of him. How can he see forward?
Also, crying skull on his knee.
Inquisitor Bronislaw Czevak?
Oh, a Navigator. The only mutants tolerated by the Imperium due to their necessity to successfully travel in the Warp. They keep their third eye covered for reasons like this.
Looks like a certain Imperial Assassin was right about love on first sight.
"Farseer! What do your Eldar eyes see?"
"They're taking the Squats to the Inquisition!"
ELDAR EARS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. THEY'RE NOT CATS.
Space Wolf Terminator and Carnifex are having a yelling contest.
That or The Great Unclean Republican.
Also, holy **** it has boobs!
ALL MY HNNNNNNNNNNNG.
"...And Brother, I Hurt People.
I'm a Force-A-Nature.
If you was from where I was from, You'd be f*cking dead.
It's not stealing if it was gifted to you.
He is angry that he is missing more of his body than Abaddon.
He no longer needs his helmet because he was promoted to sergeant.
"GET OVER HERE!"
How to get ahead in life.
That's what I was saying first time this was posted.
I blame Matt Ward....
I believe this is a reference to an event in one of the Cain books.
That's religion for you. Especially when it is backed by the state.
Solar eclipse? No problem! Light up the sky, boys!
He'd fit in well in 40k due to his overpowered Mary Sue-ness.
'CAUSE IT'S THRILLER!!! THRILLER NIGHT!
WHY ISN'T THIS IMAGE IN A RED TINT??? YOU KNOW, LIKE BLOOD!!!
"Joke's on you! I don't have a helmet for you to add to your collection!"
6th Edition sales in a nutshell.
Do the Space Hulk computer games count?
Anyway, there's also this mod:
I knew My Little Pony was Chaos-related.
What is that thing he is wielding in his right arm? Some chainsaw-leafblower combi-weapon?
Marine in question is Grimaldus btw.
Yeah it's a repost but i'd still hit that cultist and Dark Eldar...with the powerfist of an angry God Emperor.
"NO! MY POWERSWORD! GET AWAY AND GET YOUR OWN!"
I like how those helmet tubes are going directly to his mouth.
OH ****! MY HAND!
Angry Marine Chaplain?
His hair alone would classify him as a radical in the Inquisition.
Does this mean Lance Armstrong (assuming that's not him in the picture since it's so blurry) was so successful due to mutation?
This Hugh Hefner is very much a Slaaneshi cultist.
Or one small ork.
This is a repost. It is way back in the gallery.
Took his death like a champ, too.
But in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. So they are not doing a good (enough) job.
They're fighting Orks. It would be Red Dawn if it were Tau invading.
Repost of Hector Rex.
From the book cover of "The First Heretic."
Hipster Magos. Must have unearthed an ancient tech cult known as "Apple."
I saw this image farther back in the gallery. If we're going to repost images then delete the old ones.
I wonder why this image has been reposted.
This pic has been posted before. I found it when browsing through the entire gallery.
I looked way back in the gallery and found this to be a repost.
After days of browsing this gallery (starting from the most recent pics and working back), I finally make it through almost 3 years of images. I kept a tab open for this and browsed when I found a time to. (I'm an image junkie)
That is all.
Uh...that's what Exterminatus is for.
People sure like to wear wolf skins in the 40k. (Space Wolves, Horus, etc.)
Eldar were into that Japanese stuff before the Tau. (Samurai in particular)
Was he bald before joining, too?
The writing is perfectly horizontal...even on the diagonally-facing gun.
Orks = Dakka
Chaos = Spikes
"OI! 'OU SED THEY'D BE CUPHOLDAS IN DERE WHEN YOU FINISHED!"
What's the guy on the far right doing? Where's a commissar when you need one?
Are the Guardsmen ambushing the Tau by coming out of the (hidden) trench or were the Tau attempting to ambush the Guardsmens' trench?
What is it with everyone's need to have warriors stepping on skulls in battle?
I think of Kaneda's bike from Akira, the Bat Pod in The Dark Knight, and the Brute Chopper from Halo.
And by "work something out" I mean sexual favors.
As a KotOR fan, I was disappointed when BioWare decided to go with TOR (and Mass Effect) and not give us KotOR 3.
Batou of the 41st millenium?
I'd be more concerned about those very thin prosthetic legs.
All the money and resources go to making another oversized cathedral when it could be used to improve the squalid living conditions of this polluted factory city...the Imperium has its priorities straight.
So...if the guardsman asks the commissar to be more specific with his question (like the seagull question posed to King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail), and the commissar does not know the answer, does he shoot himself?
Selena Agna from Soulstorm?
Doctor Octopus 40k
Whereas The Emperor is the reborn being of multiple magic users put together, Doomrider is the combination of every rock star reborn into one body.
Ohh, she has a Pipboy 3000.
Yeah...this was posted already a few weeks ago...
Her Psyker Sense is tingling.
I think she wants the D.
That's a very spiky Iron Halo the Space Marine has there.
Their saliva is acidic so it feels bad man.
I can understand larger vehicles and access points being made specifically for Astartes. But titans?
Dat barely visible from this distance ***.
You know you're badass if you can take a horde of daemons with your pauldron covering half of your face.
Knowing Guardsman Marley, he's probably high right now.
And yet the Space Wolves still kicked their *** in the end.
"Yo dawg, we heard like pauldrons..."
Kinda like how Canderous in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic talks of an encounter with a Yuuzhan Vong ship way before the SW galaxy makes formal contact with them thousands of years later.
YOU DON'T SAY?
Damn new YouTube layout.
Is that a gun on his head?