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This needs to be in 1d4chan's article on Fist of the North Star.
Damn new YouTube layout.
Sororita has bolter pressed against Banshee's boob.
Game logic: Ranged weapons are bad in close combat. Especially against melee weapons.
Wait, if that is not the pimpmobile, what is?
What happened to the original crew of the Event Horizon pretty much, except they had no Gellar Field.
Sentinel's been tainted. Destroy it to prevent the enemy from using it and to put the machine spirit inside out of its misery.
Yes, purge all the reddit/9gag heretics!
Horus wins Mister Universe.
"Are you saying the Imperium cares little for the common Guardsman, putting quantity over quality, and sacrificing billions of our lives for the sake of victory? You crazy."
Could you imagine if someone had the money and resources to play a live, life-size game using people in costume as models? (Like the chess scene in History of the World, Part I)
That female commissar would get **********.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
That's just the foreplay.
Order No. 227, ************. Do you read it?
Did they ask J.J. Abrams for help? Because DAT LENSFLARE.
killing 2 nids with 1 smurf
this is a repost actually
Until Kaldar Draigo shows up.
Commissar knows where to aim. In its groin.
Artist's name is "xil." Most of his/her art depicts young girls and (androgynous) boys.
I'd hit the cultist and Dark Eldar chicks...with the powerfist of an angry God-Emperor.
A tank can go a long way if you name it after a Space Marine Primarch.
Daemon in the background has a trollface.
Looks like the Blood Axes stepped up their game.
Diagnosis: Heart Burn
What's a Devaronian from Star Wars doing in 40k?
Reminds me of Doomsday from DC Comics.
Toy Story 40k
"No, you cannot have Ghost Rider's head. It's mine!"
I don't know where to start with the electricity puns...I am too shocked for words.
I remember Cortana hijacking a Covenant ship in Halo: First Strike saying plasma blobs were inefficient. She then cut an enemy Covenant ship in half by firing the ship's plasma weapons in a concentrated beam, accurate and surgical akin to a scalpel.
Are the clouds/lightning making angel wings from the shrine on top of the speeder?
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER
War, war never changes.
There are examples of corrupted Sororitas. Miriael Sabathiel is the only sororita that willingly joined Chaos. The rest were corrupted against their will. (there's an example in one of the Cain books)
Dark Eldar are too busy torturing and getting high to attend the yelling contest.
Angron with a non-angry face. **** got feels.
They couldn't get Angron to stay still for his portrait to be here.
Fallout 3 Super Sledge.
So much bloom.
Could work as a corrupted Sororita.
The Iron Giant was an amnesiac Necron titan that crash-landed on Terra during the Second Millenium.
"You need to get your door fixed. It was too easy to break through."
If there's something cute in the front, put something cuter in the back.
Put skulls on knees, invalidates arrows that would reduce them to guard duty because they would count as headshots.
Commandeering a flying machine, Mace Windu style.
"If you're gonna die, die to pierce the Warp, even if it's standing on my two feet I'm dying on, I'll keep going! When I break through, it means I've WON! Who the hell do you think I am? I'm Ollanus. I'm not my Emperor. I am myself! Ollanus Pius!"
Can win a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
"If you want a vision of the grim darkness of the far future, imagine an Astartes boot stamping on a Tyranid face - forever."
The real reason it's called "Weakness of the Flesh" is because all the male adepts get weak from looking at her flesh.
Ecclesiarchy's favorite position...
For those of you who do not know yet:
-Games are usually around 7:00 pm UTC/GMT (2:00 pm Eastern US).
-There are games around 2:00 am UTC/GMT (9:00 pm Eastern US) for US players.
The Defecators? Well I guess they are...
...**** out of luck.
With technology like Samsung's S Voice, Google Now and Apple’s Siri, the more this image macro makes sense.
I was expecting looted versions of the new Tau models sometime soon.
From Mechmaster's CG-Lair. He also does Gundam, Macross, other miscellaneous mech models, and Daleks.
I don't know...it looks weird with the magazine all the way at the front of the gun.
Battlecry: "WE ARE THE LAW!"
Oh how I love Contemptor Dreadnoughts. The current design looks so awkward because it's basically a METAL BOX with legs and arms.
So small...is the chainsword going in its mouth?
Non-gothic architecture = not Imperial = heresy = blow it to hell
Ferrus Manus: Dell Conagher's Great x 30k Grandson.
"Brother! Why are you staring off to your left? The enemy is this way!"
That's because his FACE IS HIS SHIELD!
SM Scout: "NEEDA DISPENSA HERE!"
Their armor, particularly the midsection, is ugly.
According to the 40k wiki: these are loyalist WEs during the Heresy.
"Has anyone seen the latrine box? I have my wipe and ready to go."
*Other guy realizes the foul-smelling food in the box he's eating from USED to be food.*
Coins for the coin throne!
I use this wallpaper but it doesn't have the logo in the top right.
Makes me think the Ogdru-Jahad from Hellboy was just a lost Tyranid bio-ship.
Watch out for the giant hand behind you, Ultramarine!
Repost but higher resolution? Just noticed DA html in corner. Same artist that drew the catfight between the sororita and Eldar Banshee.
Ohh, she has a Pipboy 3000.
Yeah...this was posted already a few weeks ago...
Her Psyker Sense is tingling.
I think she wants the D.
That's a very spiky Iron Halo the Space Marine has there.
Their saliva is acidic so it feels bad man.
Dat barely visible from this distance ***.
You know you're badass if you can take a horde of daemons with your pauldron covering half of your face.
And yet the Space Wolves still kicked their *** in the end.
Is that a gun on his head?
YEAH! **** READING!
Deathwatch Devastator (w/ boy spotter) > Deathwatch Assault Marine > Vindicare Assassin?
And of course it had to be an Ultramarine...
Walking over Genestealers that look like they're still alive? Been there, done that.
Damn Ork Hippies!
Game menu background pic for Exterminatus: Rival Species 2 mod.
After discovering a data disk ("DVD" in its archaic name) titled "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann", the techpriest subsequently had his arm replaced with a giant drill.
It used to be an ace fighter pilot that led a squadron composed of a falcon, toad, and rabbit.
Fortunately, there will always be enough greenskins to believe he's a good artist.
Am I reading that script/cursive correctly? Does that say "Matt Ward"?
Cult/Warband name: Black Dahlias
Battlecry: "WHY SO SERIOUS?"
Commissar Vader in the claws of that Chaos Terminator.
Certainly not the Emperor's spellchecker.
Wow, this was just uploaded last week or so.
That Guardsman is only scared because he forgot to fix his bayonet.
dem vein bulges and underarm hair...
Say what you want about Smurf cologne, but it sure beats Russ and Mortarion.
It's Ork. With a K. 'Kay?
Crull: "DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWN IN IT!!!"
Was he sitting on top of the cannon, with his hands out to grab the exiting round, or did they manage to fit him inside that thin barrel?
Funny since he was a war veteran. Perhaps here he fed traitor guardsmen some bad meat.
"What will you trade for this vintage bolter?"
"I can offer you 2 reclaimed metal or a strange chainsword."
"At the cost of 1000 unlucky sods every single day." -TotalBiscuit
About time I found one without the page fold in the middle.
lol tuning forks
"Will you be quiet? I'm trying to read here!"
These guys are included in the Grey Knights faction for Dawn of War 2's Elite Mod.
Anyone else notice the tube in the patient's chest is coming from the techpriest's below the waist area?
Kharn: Guess you won't be needing those tapes I made for you. You want me to get rid of them?
Angron: Now now. Don't be hasty. Not until I see those anti-Imperials pummeled to dust, which should be any moment now.
[watches resistance get slaughtered]
Angron: Yes! Yes!
I'd hate to be the Marines under that Great Unclean One.
Saw this on DeviantArt ages ago. Done by one of those /tg/ artists.
Some other ideas:
Administrator = Inquisitor
Gray Mann and Robots = Necrons
Who would be Saxton Hale/Redmond Mann/Blutarch Mann/Miss Pauling/etc.?
Can you count the number of chaos stars on him?
The original was a unicorn...why is this a cat?
"Oh Emperor, here comes the commissar! Don't sneeze. Don't sneeze. Don't sneeze..."
Bunch of bugs coming put of a giant, teethed vagina.
Does this guy do art for the Eldar codex?
Very mono-colored, as if they were forgotten to be painted. Also, too many small square white windows.
Inquisitor is Hector Rex.
I believe this is the First War for Armageddon.
I AM THE LAW!
Digital Camo? The U.S. military is discontinuing the pattern after almost a decade and 5 billion dollars spent because they eventually deducted that it was not effective.
I remember this being posted as well but months before.
Link says 403 Forbidden for me.
Also, this is done by the same artist who draws all those pro-Chaos artwork with Sororitas and female Eldar getting mutilated/murdered that it would make Matt Ward blush.
"Help! My hands are on fire! Somebody put them out!"
The fact that those vehicles are unaware of their ambush says otherwise.
Even with his arm chopped off, that guardsman knows how to make sure his bloodspray goes in the greenskin's face.
Yeah, it's a repost...from a pic only a few months old.
Rock Paper Scissors over a piece of bling and the original script of Star Wars.
While the German aspect of the Death Korps stands out the most, they are actually a combination of multiple WWI Western Front armies.
Guy on right: "Servitor! Why are you on the ground? Get up and help me!"
Servitor: "Maybe it has to do with me not being able to see **** wearing this helmet!"
How do you stop an Eldar from suffocating?
You take your foot off her chest.
Is the scene here a reference to a scene from a painting? It looks like it.
Her zealotry burns all the boys in the yard.
What the Firewarrior game thought itself to be.
Feminine-looking male? Check.
Tight-fitting armor? Check.
Armored codpiece over groin? Check.
Yup, Eldar alright.
Looks like that Culexus Assassin has...
...a blank expression.
"You had me at die standing..."
Damn, dem Eldar eyes be smokin'!
That's for The Changer of Ways to know and for you to never know.
Colored version. But at least the black and white version did not have the page fold.
"Your mere presence is lowering the land value of my property."
How is he supposed to get back inside that hole? Or do they stick out like that for the whole ride?
Looks like that Guard officer...
...did Nazi that coming.
Gotta start somewhere when fixing up a house.
Is this one of those honor duels that chapters have between each other?
I recognize the Raven Guard and Imperial Fist...who are the ones on the bottom left and the one on the floor defeated?
Is there a version without the page fold in the middle?
"Meet Da Burna"
Bob Marley, is that you?
This is a High Lord of Terra in case anyone's wondering.
Lynch mobs of the 41st millennium.
OK...I do remember seeing this posted a month or two ago.
Chains? Is that how they make people stay in church in the 41st millennium?
Hot...that is all.
Commissar: "No you don't, Guardsman. But do everything he says unless you want to meet my laspistol."
"Welcome...Welcome to Hive 17."
The liquor bottle on the right.
I have fire coming out of the back of my robe. Your argument is heresy.
I believe this was already posted at least a month ago.
Where the rent is too damn high!
I guess this picture had the space...
...for a little elbow room.
"Hurry up, brother. You're gonna miss the show!"
He knew there was an enemy above, so he fired his bolter into the air and hit it without looking. Like a boss.
Wasn't this already posted, like, a few weeks ago?
Left side. Where the tentacle begins. You can see an open jaw.
Whatever you do...do not remove that loincloth!
Higher-resolution repost of slaine69's work.
The blur and flare effects I find annoying but otherwise cool eldritch horror.
TASTE THE RAINBOW ENEMIES OF MAN
I have doves flying over my head, your attacks are invalid.
That's a big cupboard.
Repost. I know it's back there because I browsed the whole gallery recently.
The manga artstyle and Calgar's cyber eye gave it away for me. (Batou anyone?)
Repost I believe.
"Hey, brother! Check this nice read I have here. It's got bitches and blow!"
"Say hello to my little friend!"
A hose that connects your eye to your chest. Dafuq?
Deathwatch Space Marine killing a non-Xeno enemy?
"Feels weird, man."
In a way that may be better.
GET SOME, NA'VI!!!
Based on "Old One Eye," a legendary Tyranid Carnifex.
He became an arco-flagellant.
"[A] heretic deemed worthy of redemption by the Ecclesiarchy, sentenced to arco-flagellation, and turned into living weapons." - Lexicanum