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I wouldn't be surprised if the Tau won since the Avatar of Khaine has had its *** kicked several times in the fluff.
If that does not work, try praying. Petting the machine and giving it positive motivational pep talk also helps.
If all else fails, perhaps it needs a good hit to jolt it into shape. Hence the ancient term "reboot" which likely means giving the machine a kick from your boot.
There's this old artifact from ancient humanity that connects you to a social network where you are always connected to people. According to the artifact's name, all you need to do is attach a book to your face.
Typical 40k kid. Always about the SPESS MEHREENS. Like kids with HALO or Call of Duty.
I guess you can say...
...nobody expected it.
That's the beauty of the Imperium. It is made up of several planets with several cultures but they are all united under one banner. No nationalist bickering, just humans fighting for their species.
And he's doing it with a broken sword, too!
Question: If Draigo is doomed to forever wander the Warp, how does he subsist? Where does he find food/warp dust? (Last I remember, space marines still need to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc.)
Most humans don't have to wear a huge, mechanized suit to fight melee and can still kick ***.
Oh wait, wrong movie...
Do Tau have energy shields in 40k? Because when I look at this, i think of the Bubble Shield from HALO 3.
Official Drop Song: "It's Raining Men"
"Why do we need to design a space station the same way as a castle when there technically is no up or down in space?"
"Because **** you that's why."
As someone who adheres to a radical philosophy shared by some Inquisitors, I think an Imperium-Eldar-Tau Alliance would be beneficial.
Slaanesh: VIOLATE! RAPE! SNORT!
Is this the original? I saw the same picture but the colors and emblems were replaced with Blood Angels.
Look at the freaking ship to the left.
Remember, those things have to carry several 8-foot tall armored warriors so of course it would be big.
He means it's flipped.
Donkey Kong, anyone?
Lets see Ezio and his Assassin Brotherhood take on these Templars.
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Being a commissar, he verbally ordered his legs to walk him closer.
Many people do that when starting up their car in the morning.
GOTTA PURGE'EM ALL
...your argument is invalid.
Lord Crull would be pleased.
Don't cross the streams.
I took a bolter round to the knee.
Are the clouds/lightning making angel wings from the shrine on top of the speeder?
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER
War, war never changes.
Fallout 3 Super Sledge.
So much bloom.
The Iron Giant was an amnesiac Necron titan that crash-landed on Terra during the Second Millenium.
Put skulls on knees, invalidates arrows that would reduce them to guard duty because they would count as headshots.
"If you want a vision of the grim darkness of the far future, imagine an Astartes boot stamping on a Tyranid face - forever."
Looks like it's time for another "count the skulls" game!
CSM version of laughing girls: Knowyourmeme.com
"Take this! You'll be able to shoot fireballs with it!"
The bottled water sells it. I remember drinking chocolate milk through my gas mask at Comic Con.
Last time I checked official art, they remove their teeth when going for the tubes in mouth look.
Storm? What storm? There's a storm in this picture?
Timon and Pumba.
Just 2 random Sororitas in the back, doing nothing. Unless one of the Marines needs a sandwich.
That must have been one hell of a game of capture the flag.
There's always that one person who is looking at the camera...
I could see Fry becoming a Tau Human Auxiliary...and stealing a Firewarrior suit.
Eh...I would not hang that on my wall.
The length of the blade seems short in proportion to the length of the handle (handle of a long sword but blade of a short sword).
Also, I wish I was in that helmet's spot.
Eldar is saddened by his poor grammar and pronunciation.
"Wanna but some lho sticks?"
Psyker: "You do not want to sell me lho sticks."
"I do not want to sell you lho sticks."
Psyker: "You will report to the nearest Arbites station and turn yourself in."
"I will report to the nearest Arbites station and turn myself in."
Steampunk spider from Wild Wild West.
"Hey Humie, did you know us Greenskins excel in close quarters comb-"
"You humans stick your tongue on metal poles in freezing cold? How about on a sharp metal blade that is ON FIRE???"
A Bolter is considered SMALL ARMS???
What exactly is going on in this picture?
What chapter is he from?
What? No Sisters of Kawaii?
You mean Orks can get dumber? Or is it a placebo where they believe they are dumber because of the supposed lobotomy?
You never heard of Wyches? Like Leilith Hesperax?
I keep thinking Bale and Sindri.
Snorting blood off his knife.
Looks like Corner Cat, blocking the good bit of a picture.
Hey, let's give that Thousand Son Marine a big hand for trying.
AT-STs wish they were this badass.
Even in death I serve as a stepping stone for my comrades.
"Oh My Emperor! It came from her butt and they're actually eating it!"
Not exactly bare hands, but there's an image floating around the Net showing a female Imperial about to Falcon Punch a Chaos tank with her powerfist.
"Horus betrays the Emperor, gets killed as a result, the Emperor goes into a vegetative state, and I launch countless failed Black Crusades."
Considering what happened in the Doom games happens all the time in 40k.
Med School 40k
Notice one of her hands is below the desk.
Macha, forever alone.
Standing in that puddle like a boss.
In the grim darkness of the far future...Tebowing is alive and well.
The enemy fails grammar as the capital I requires no dots.
Since when did Stormboyz have talon feet like Chaos Raptors?
What's up with the hearts?
And then the Astartes drops in, kicks ***, and takes all the credit.
Irk? What's an Irk?
I think they're suiting up a member of the Death Company.
His eye level is below the crest in front of him. How can he see forward?
Also, crying skull on his knee.
Inquisitor Bronislaw Czevak?
Oh, a Navigator. The only mutants tolerated by the Imperium due to their necessity to successfully travel in the Warp. They keep their third eye covered for reasons like this.
Looks like a certain Imperial Assassin was right about love on first sight.
"Farseer! What do your Eldar eyes see?"
"They're taking the Squats to the Inquisition!"
ELDAR EARS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. THEY'RE NOT CATS.
Space Wolf Terminator and Carnifex are having a yelling contest.
That or The Great Unclean Republican.
Also, holy **** it has boobs!
ALL MY HNNNNNNNNNNNG.
"...And Brother, I Hurt People.
I'm a Force-A-Nature.
If you was from where I was from, You'd be f*cking dead.
It's not stealing if it was gifted to you.
He is angry that he is missing more of his body than Abaddon.
He no longer needs his helmet because he was promoted to sergeant.
"GET OVER HERE!"
How to get ahead in life.
That's what I was saying first time this was posted.
I blame Matt Ward....
I believe this is a reference to an event in one of the Cain books.
That's religion for you. Especially when it is backed by the state.
Solar eclipse? No problem! Light up the sky, boys!
He'd fit in well in 40k due to his overpowered Mary Sue-ness.
'CAUSE IT'S THRILLER!!! THRILLER NIGHT!
WHY ISN'T THIS IMAGE IN A RED TINT??? YOU KNOW, LIKE BLOOD!!!
"Joke's on you! I don't have a helmet for you to add to your collection!"
6th Edition sales in a nutshell.
Do the Space Hulk computer games count?
Anyway, there's also this mod:
I knew My Little Pony was Chaos-related.
What is that thing he is wielding in his right arm? Some chainsaw-leafblower combi-weapon?
Marine in question is Grimaldus btw.
Yeah it's a repost but i'd still hit that cultist and Dark Eldar...with the powerfist of an angry God Emperor.
"NO! MY POWERSWORD! GET AWAY AND GET YOUR OWN!"
I like how those helmet tubes are going directly to his mouth.
OH ****! MY HAND!
Angry Marine Chaplain?
His hair alone would classify him as a radical in the Inquisition.
Does this mean Lance Armstrong (assuming that's not him in the picture since it's so blurry) was so successful due to mutation?
This Hugh Hefner is very much a Slaaneshi cultist.
Or one small ork.
This is a repost. It is way back in the gallery.
Took his death like a champ, too.
But in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. So they are not doing a good (enough) job.
They're fighting Orks. It would be Red Dawn if it were Tau invading.
Repost of Hector Rex.
From the book cover of "The First Heretic."
Hipster Magos. Must have unearthed an ancient tech cult known as "Apple."
I saw this image farther back in the gallery. If we're going to repost images then delete the old ones.
I wonder why this image has been reposted.
This pic has been posted before. I found it when browsing through the entire gallery.
I looked way back in the gallery and found this to be a repost.
After days of browsing this gallery (starting from the most recent pics and working back), I finally make it through almost 3 years of images. I kept a tab open for this and browsed when I found a time to. (I'm an image junkie)
That is all.
Uh...that's what Exterminatus is for.
People sure like to wear wolf skins in the 40k. (Space Wolves, Horus, etc.)
Eldar were into that Japanese stuff before the Tau. (Samurai in particular)
Was he bald before joining, too?
The writing is perfectly horizontal...even on the diagonally-facing gun.
Orks = Dakka
Chaos = Spikes
"OI! 'OU SED THEY'D BE CUPHOLDAS IN DERE WHEN YOU FINISHED!"
What's the guy on the far right doing? Where's a commissar when you need one?
Are the Guardsmen ambushing the Tau by coming out of the (hidden) trench or were the Tau attempting to ambush the Guardsmens' trench?
What is it with everyone's need to have warriors stepping on skulls in battle?
I think of Kaneda's bike from Akira, the Bat Pod in The Dark Knight, and the Brute Chopper from Halo.
And by "work something out" I mean sexual favors.
As a KotOR fan, I was disappointed when BioWare decided to go with TOR (and Mass Effect) and not give us KotOR 3.
Batou of the 41st millenium?
I'd be more concerned about those very thin prosthetic legs.
All the money and resources go to making another oversized cathedral when it could be used to improve the squalid living conditions of this polluted factory city...the Imperium has its priorities straight.
So...if the guardsman asks the commissar to be more specific with his question (like the seagull question posed to King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail), and the commissar does not know the answer, does he shoot himself?
Selena Agna from Soulstorm?
This was posted months ago.
Repost I believe.
FYI, this is artwork based on the fanfic story "Love Can Bloom." That's the Vindicare Assassin who fell in love with Farseer Macha (who is canonically dead by the way).
Thousand Sons on the left. They're Rubric Marines.
This is, i believe, the 3rd time this image has been uploaded here.
Lawrence of Arabia
Look at the emblem on his chest and at the image description.
"Hey, brother! Check this nice read I have here. It's got bitches and blow!"
Bottom left is actually Leman russ returned from the Eye of Terror.
"Prepare for your prostate exam..."
Horo (bottom left) is in fact Leman Russ back from the Eye of Terror.
There's an episode of the Simpsons where Sideshow Bob is imagining himself assassinating Krusty the Clown with a sniper flamethrower.
Dat Banshee be howlin' in disagreement.
If Calgar can do it, then Dante can.
Possibly this guy:
Games Workshop was no longer satisfied with making tabletop games that are the best things since sliced bread and had to conquer that branch of the market as well.
Captain America = Ultramarines or Cadians
Iron Man = Adeptus Mechanicus or Iron Hands
Hulk = Orks
Thor = Space Wolves or Valhallan Ice Warriors
Hawkeye = Vindicare Assassin
Black Widow = Callidus Assassin
Nick Fury and SHIELD = Inquisition
Loki = Chaos Sorceror
Watch this and try not to nerd rage.
Slaanesh "cares" for the Eldar and Dark Eldar if you know what I mean. All the other major xeno races do not fit the loyal servant of chaos role. I do remember reading on Lexicanum about Chaos Marines/Guardsmen/Cultists hiring the occasional xeno mercenary since both have to gain when working against the Imperium and the traitors no longer have to follow the official anti-xeno creed. Though Eliphas from Dawn of War does show his dislike for orks, as humans are the only race fit for serving chaos in their eyes.
Too bad i'm not into hoof fetish.
DRIVE ME FARTHER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY RAILGUN!
Horus an' all dose heretics jus' hatin', yo.
Doctor Octopus in the 41st millennium.
Warboss Ron'uld MkDon'uld
With enough Orks believing, this would not be the droid the Imperium is looking for.
Space Marines with hats.
Quagmire will get it on with the daemonette to Abaddon's right.
Why they call them "purity" seals.
What's a Devaronian from Star Wars doing in 40k?
Toy Story 40k
Commandeering a flying machine, Mace Windu style.
"Yo dawg, we heard like pauldrons..."
Mixing yandere anime girls into 40k?
Guilliman: "I hereby declare Sanguinus to be an honorary Ultramarine!"
Sanguinus: "Ugh. Not this again..."
He saw 2 Eldar 1 Cup.
Better do something about those stikkbombs.
Reading "Lusty Space Marine" again, eh?
Necrons using Imperial bedsheets?
And seriously, where are the Sororitas? That party is pure sausage fest.
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
Night Lords gives you wiiing-BOOM HEADSHOT
Abaddon the Despoiler: "Aaah! After ten thousand years, I still fail! It's time to conquer - Cadia! (at least try to again)"
Emperor: "Inqusitor Alpha! Abaddon is launching a(nother) Black Crusade! Recruit a team of Space Marines with attitude!"
Collect the boxtops for a chance to win a free Bloodcrusher!
A Catachan that still lives with his mom and gets beat up by every female he hits on...heresy.
*sees Salamander emblem*
But what about the baby-faced sun?
Really had to hammer this image into our heads, didn't ya?
"You see in this galaxy there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded bolters, and those who die. You die."
Luckily, Space Marines have more than 1 heart.
Is this Yarrick before he lost his arm?
Who is the dead Imperial on the bottom left?
Using jump packs on descent...because gravity is not fast enough.
OUT OF MY WAY! I MUST HAVE THE NEW iPHONE!
Serving in the Death Company sure can be morbid. Shopping for Xeno and Chaos corpses helps alleviate some of the stress.
The quickest way to a man's heart....
"Alas, poor Xeno. I killed him well."
He is playing Whack-A-Heretic.
No ear plugs? He should be deaf by now.
The file name says "Trials of Draigo" so that means those daemons are ******.
"Love in Warhammer 40k"
I believe you got it confused with rape.
Did they use a reclamation pool or something, because how did those humans get consumed with their armor still on?
Kreig-chan. As requested by /tg/.
He rubbed his socks on the carpet to generate static electricity.
I thought Macha had red hair?
Order of the Ghetto Bitches.
Patron Saint Tyler Perry.
I think it's going to take more than a shiny flower to get a Sororita to forgive the Grey Knights for what Matt Ward did to them.
Yup, this is a repost but from way back. "Hunt for Voldorius" is the name of the book.
Yes, that's Macharius alright.
An Eversor is more subtle than Deadpool.
Sith Holocron in his hand.
Ewoks and Gungans would have been extinct long ago in this interpretation.
Woody and Jessie as Arbites?
Iron Warriors helmet in his [unfinished] hand? Makes sense due to the rivalry between the two.
rkraptor70 mentions Mandalorians and son-of-lorgar mentions Revan. That's because Revan got his mask from a dead Mandalorian.
For the Grey Knight player who's sick of Ward's ****.
Looks like Danger (the X-Men's Danger Room personified) from Marvel.
Flat like Farseer Idranel in DoW2.
They're based off Prussians actually.
Perhaps an Obliterator?
Maybe it's a powered combat knife that belongs to a space marine, hence the size.
Epic Storybook Time.
"Let me beat you your rights, citizen."
His art always has these flare/bloom effects.
Tau honor blades are shorter and less curvy than that but in all seriousness the Eldar have more in common with samurai culture.
Egyptians vs. Vikings
"See how that Eldar Titan shoves its cannon in the other's ***? That's the other reason why they should be purged."
The curly vine designs make it look like (from afar) his armor has an overgrown plant infestation.
Liking the orgy of limbs over its right shoulder.
With headless Traitor Guardsmen suicide bombers and Greater Daemon Ugh-Zan III.
Reference to Marvel Comics cover for X-Men character "X-23".