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ukato
ukato Apr 26 2013, 12:10pm says:

I wouldn't be surprised if the Tau won since the Avatar of Khaine has had its *** kicked several times in the fluff.

-1 votes   media: Tau Battlesuits: Original & Looted
ukato
ukato Apr 26 2013, 11:59am says:

If that does not work, try praying. Petting the machine and giving it positive motivational pep talk also helps.

If all else fails, perhaps it needs a good hit to jolt it into shape. Hence the ancient term "reboot" which likely means giving the machine a kick from your boot.

+5 votes   media: Tech priest
ukato
ukato Apr 26 2013, 11:54am says:

There's this old artifact from ancient humanity that connects you to a social network where you are always connected to people. According to the artifact's name, all you need to do is attach a book to your face.

+5 votes   media: Tech priest
ukato
ukato Apr 22 2013, 1:03pm says:

Typical 40k kid. Always about the SPESS MEHREENS. Like kids with HALO or Call of Duty.

+2 votes   media: MOAHHHH Ultramarines
ukato
ukato Apr 9 2013, 9:08pm says:

I guess you can say...

*sunglasses*

...nobody expected it.

+5 votes   media: Inqusition Ship
ukato
ukato Apr 9 2013, 9:03pm says:

That's the beauty of the Imperium. It is made up of several planets with several cultures but they are all united under one banner. No nationalist bickering, just humans fighting for their species.

+3 votes   media: Imperial Armour
ukato
ukato Apr 9 2013, 7:24pm says:

And he's doing it with a broken sword, too!

+1 vote   media: Draigo
ukato
ukato Apr 9 2013, 7:22pm says:

Question: If Draigo is doomed to forever wander the Warp, how does he subsist? Where does he find food/warp dust? (Last I remember, space marines still need to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc.)

+5 votes   media: Draigo
ukato
ukato Mar 31 2013, 5:56pm says:

Most humans don't have to wear a huge, mechanized suit to fight melee and can still kick ***.

+9 votes   media: Tau can't fight?
ukato
ukato Mar 27 2013, 1:18pm says:

Avengers Assemble!

Oh wait, wrong movie...

+3 votes   media: 40k
ukato
ukato Mar 23 2013, 4:12pm says:

Do Tau have energy shields in 40k? Because when I look at this, i think of the Bubble Shield from HALO 3.

+7 votes   media: Feel the power of the greater good !
ukato
ukato Mar 22 2013, 12:03am says:

Official Drop Song: "It's Raining Men"

+8 votes   media: The Might of the Imperium
ukato
ukato Mar 22 2013, 12:02am says:

"Why do we need to design a space station the same way as a castle when there technically is no up or down in space?"

"Because **** you that's why."

+6 votes   media: The Might of the Imperium
ukato
ukato Feb 26 2013, 8:48pm says:

As someone who adheres to a radical philosophy shared by some Inquisitors, I think an Imperium-Eldar-Tau Alliance would be beneficial.

+2 votes   media: Deathwatch Chaplain
ukato
ukato Feb 26 2013, 7:37pm says:

Slaanesh: VIOLATE! RAPE! SNORT!

+8 votes   media: Pic dump 2
ukato
ukato Feb 26 2013, 7:23pm says:

Is this the original? I saw the same picture but the colors and emblems were replaced with Blood Angels.

+1 vote   media: Pic dump 4
ukato
ukato Feb 26 2013, 7:21pm says:

Look at the freaking ship to the left.

+1 vote   media: Pic dump 4
ukato
ukato Feb 26 2013, 7:12pm says:

Remember, those things have to carry several 8-foot tall armored warriors so of course it would be big.

+2 votes   media: Pic dump 6
ukato
ukato Feb 26 2013, 7:09pm says:

He means it's flipped.

+2 votes   media: Pic dump 6
ukato
ukato Feb 26 2013, 7:05pm says:

Donkey Kong, anyone?

+4 votes   media: Space hulk diorama
ukato
ukato Feb 26 2013, 7:04pm says:

Lets see Ezio and his Assassin Brotherhood take on these Templars.

+9 votes   media: Black Templars
ukato
ukato Feb 18 2013, 2:04pm says:

For video: Youtube.com

+4 votes   media: Random IG
ukato
ukato Feb 16 2013, 2:59pm says:

Being a commissar, he verbally ordered his legs to walk him closer.

+9 votes   media: Krieg Commisar
ukato
ukato Feb 16 2013, 2:54pm says:

Many people do that when starting up their car in the morning.

+5 votes   media: have some 40k
ukato
ukato Feb 16 2013, 2:51pm says:

GOTTA PURGE'EM ALL

+8 votes   media: Random 40k
ukato
ukato Feb 16 2013, 2:48pm replied:

...your argument is invalid.

+1 vote   media: Spess Muhrenes
ukato
ukato Feb 7 2013, 5:49pm says:

Lord Crull would be pleased.

+1 vote   media: 40k jokes?
ukato
ukato Feb 7 2013, 5:38pm says:

Don't cross the streams.

+2 votes   media: Fun times in the 40K universe
ukato
ukato Feb 7 2013, 5:29pm replied:

I took a bolter round to the knee.

+1 vote   media: 40k stuff I found on fb
ukato
ukato Feb 7 2013, 4:55pm says:

Are the clouds/lightning making angel wings from the shrine on top of the speeder?

+1 vote   media: Dark Angels art from new codex
ukato
ukato Feb 7 2013, 4:54pm says:

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER

+1 vote   media: Dark Angels art from new codex
ukato
ukato Feb 7 2013, 4:46pm says:

War, war never changes.

+3 votes   media: Death Korps of Krieg
ukato
ukato Jan 12 2013, 4:43pm says:

Problem, non-Ultramarines?

+2 votes   media: U mad you heretic/mutant/xeno?
ukato
ukato Jan 12 2013, 2:48pm says:

Fallout 3 Super Sledge.

+3 votes   media: Ferrus Manus; Lord of The Tenth
ukato
ukato Jan 12 2013, 2:33pm says:

So much bloom.

+3 votes   media: The Death Of Integrity
ukato
ukato Jan 12 2013, 2:31pm says:

Calgar's daughter.

+1 vote   media: Saber Ultra Marine
ukato
ukato Jan 11 2013, 2:22am says:

The Iron Giant was an amnesiac Necron titan that crash-landed on Terra during the Second Millenium.

+1 vote   media: The Emperor is Amused
ukato
ukato Jan 11 2013, 2:12am says:

Put skulls on knees, invalidates arrows that would reduce them to guard duty because they would count as headshots.

+2 votes   media: The Sisters of Battle
ukato
ukato Jan 11 2013, 1:56am says:

"If you want a vision of the grim darkness of the far future, imagine an Astartes boot stamping on a Tyranid face - forever."

+1 vote   media: Smell my boot does it smell like XENO to you?
ukato
ukato Jan 11 2013, 1:50am says:

Looks like it's time for another "count the skulls" game!

+2 votes   media: Jetpacks'n'Power Axes
ukato
ukato Jan 9 2013, 11:11am says:

CSM version of laughing girls: Knowyourmeme.com

+1 vote   media: and so are the Word Bearers
ukato
ukato Jan 9 2013, 11:08am says:

"Take this! You'll be able to shoot fireballs with it!"

+2 votes   media: Krieg Soldiers
ukato
ukato Jan 9 2013, 11:01am says:

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!

+2 votes   media: The Sisters of Battle
ukato
ukato Dec 31 2012, 5:52am says:

The bottled water sells it. I remember drinking chocolate milk through my gas mask at Comic Con.

+2 votes   media: The Tech Priest
ukato
ukato Dec 31 2012, 5:49am says:

Last time I checked official art, they remove their teeth when going for the tubes in mouth look.

+1 vote   media: The Tech Priest
ukato
ukato Dec 31 2012, 5:42am says:

Storm? What storm? There's a storm in this picture?

+6 votes   media: Storm Watcher
ukato
ukato Dec 31 2012, 5:29am says:

Timon and Pumba.

+4 votes   media: Ork Rider
ukato
ukato Dec 31 2012, 5:28am says:

Just 2 random Sororitas in the back, doing nothing. Unless one of the Marines needs a sandwich.

+6 votes   media: The Boarding
ukato
ukato Dec 20 2012, 11:31am says:

That must have been one hell of a game of capture the flag.

+2 votes   media: Random 40k
ukato
ukato Dec 20 2012, 11:29am says:

There's always that one person who is looking at the camera...

+9 votes   media: Random 40k
ukato
ukato Dec 20 2012, 11:28am says:

I could see Fry becoming a Tau Human Auxiliary...and stealing a Firewarrior suit.

+4 votes   media: Random 40k
ukato
ukato Dec 20 2012, 11:26am says:

Eh...I would not hang that on my wall.

+1 vote   media: Random 40k
ukato
ukato Dec 12 2012, 2:35pm says:

The length of the blade seems short in proportion to the length of the handle (handle of a long sword but blade of a short sword).

Also, I wish I was in that helmet's spot.

+3 votes   media: The Emperor Protects
ukato
ukato Dec 2 2012, 1:19pm says:

Eldar is saddened by his poor grammar and pronunciation.

+4 votes   media: Random 40k
ukato
ukato Dec 2 2012, 1:14pm says:

"Wanna but some lho sticks?"

Psyker: "You do not want to sell me lho sticks."

"I do not want to sell you lho sticks."

Psyker: "You will report to the nearest Arbites station and turn yourself in."

"I will report to the nearest Arbites station and turn myself in."

+3 votes   media: Random 40k
ukato
ukato Dec 2 2012, 1:00pm says:

Steampunk spider from Wild Wild West.

+1 vote   media: Random 40k
ukato
ukato Nov 29 2012, 12:25pm says:

"Hey Humie, did you know us Greenskins excel in close quarters comb-"

+3 votes   media: Random 40k
ukato
ukato Nov 29 2012, 12:21pm says:

"You humans stick your tongue on metal poles in freezing cold? How about on a sharp metal blade that is ON FIRE???"

+5 votes   media: Bloodletter
ukato
ukato Nov 22 2012, 12:00pm says:

A Bolter is considered SMALL ARMS???

+1 vote   media: Tanks
ukato
ukato Nov 22 2012, 11:59am says:

What exactly is going on in this picture?

+1 vote   media: Dark eldar
ukato
ukato Nov 22 2012, 11:53am says:

What chapter is he from?

+1 vote   media: Ash and Fire
ukato
ukato Nov 21 2012, 11:42am says:

What? No Sisters of Kawaii?

+2 votes   media: Random 40k heresy
ukato
ukato Nov 20 2012, 2:26pm says:

You mean Orks can get dumber? Or is it a placebo where they believe they are dumber because of the supposed lobotomy?

+4 votes   media: Random 40k
ukato
ukato Nov 13 2012, 5:21pm says:

Sith Holocron?

+1 vote   media: Archon
ukato
ukato Nov 13 2012, 5:18pm says:

You never heard of Wyches? Like Leilith Hesperax?

+1 vote   media: The Scourge
ukato
ukato Nov 13 2012, 4:46pm says:

I keep thinking Bale and Sindri.

+1 vote   media: CHAOSSSSSSSS
ukato
ukato Nov 13 2012, 4:38pm says:

Lollipop Chainaxe.

+7 votes   media: CHAOSSSSSSSS
ukato
ukato Nov 13 2012, 4:36pm says:

Snorting blood off his knife.

+2 votes   media: CHAOSSSSSSSS
ukato
ukato Nov 13 2012, 4:22pm says:

Looks like Corner Cat, blocking the good bit of a picture.

+2 votes   media: Chaos pt3
ukato
ukato Nov 13 2012, 4:20pm says:

Hey, let's give that Thousand Son Marine a big hand for trying.

+1 vote   media: Chaos pt3
ukato
ukato Nov 11 2012, 10:17am says:

AT-STs wish they were this badass.

+2 votes   media: Random IoM
ukato
ukato Nov 11 2012, 10:11am says:

Even in death I serve as a stepping stone for my comrades.

+1 vote   media: Random IoM
ukato
ukato Nov 11 2012, 10:02am says:

"Oh My Emperor! It came from her butt and they're actually eating it!"

+1 vote   media: Random IoM
ukato
ukato Nov 10 2012, 9:10am says:

Not exactly bare hands, but there's an image floating around the Net showing a female Imperial about to Falcon Punch a Chaos tank with her powerfist.

+3 votes   media: IG
ukato
ukato Nov 8 2012, 11:36am says:

"Horus betrays the Emperor, gets killed as a result, the Emperor goes into a vegetative state, and I launch countless failed Black Crusades."

+1 vote   media: Abaddon the-..uh..what?
ukato
ukato Nov 8 2012, 11:34am says:

Considering what happened in the Doom games happens all the time in 40k.

+2 votes   media: a.k.a. doom
ukato
ukato Nov 5 2012, 10:28pm says:

Med School 40k

+1 vote   media: 40Kstuff
ukato
ukato Nov 5 2012, 1:25pm says:

Notice one of her hands is below the desk.

Macha, forever alone.

+10 votes   media: Macha is not pleased.
ukato
ukato Oct 25 2012, 3:25pm says:

Standing in that puddle like a boss.

+4 votes   media: DKoK
ukato
ukato Oct 20 2012, 12:55pm says:

DOOM 40k

+2 votes   media: Art by ning
ukato
ukato Oct 17 2012, 12:40pm says:

In the grim darkness of the far future...Tebowing is alive and well.

+1 vote   media: Eisenhorn vs Chaos Titan
ukato
ukato Oct 17 2012, 12:39pm says:

The enemy fails grammar as the capital I requires no dots.

+1 vote   media: Someone looking at red dots
ukato
ukato Oct 15 2012, 1:47pm says:

Since when did Stormboyz have talon feet like Chaos Raptors?

+1 vote   media: Boss Zagstruk
ukato
ukato Sep 27 2012, 12:02pm says:

What's up with the hearts?

+1 vote   media: Guardsman
ukato
ukato Sep 27 2012, 11:54am says:

And then the Astartes drops in, kicks ***, and takes all the credit.

+9 votes   media: Last Stand
ukato
ukato Sep 19 2012, 9:58am says:

Irk? What's an Irk?

+1 vote   media: /tg/ + Dark heresy = amazing
ukato
ukato Sep 18 2012, 4:32pm says:

I think they're suiting up a member of the Death Company.

+1 vote   media: Blood Angels
ukato
ukato Sep 18 2012, 4:29pm says:

His eye level is below the crest in front of him. How can he see forward?

Also, crying skull on his knee.

+1 vote   media: Blood Angels
ukato
ukato Sep 14 2012, 12:38am says:

Inquisitor Bronislaw Czevak?

+1 vote   media: 40k random
ukato
ukato Sep 14 2012, 12:34am says:

Oh, a Navigator. The only mutants tolerated by the Imperium due to their necessity to successfully travel in the Warp. They keep their third eye covered for reasons like this.

+1 vote   media: 40k random
ukato
ukato Sep 14 2012, 12:26am says:

Looks like a certain Imperial Assassin was right about love on first sight.

+3 votes   media: 40k random
ukato
ukato Sep 14 2012, 12:06am says:

"Farseer! What do your Eldar eyes see?"

"They're taking the Squats to the Inquisition!"

+5 votes   media: 40k random
ukato
ukato Sep 13 2012, 11:55pm says:

ELDAR EARS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. THEY'RE NOT CATS.

>:3

+5 votes   media: 40k random
ukato
ukato Sep 13 2012, 11:37pm says:

Space Wolf Terminator and Carnifex are having a yelling contest.

+1 vote   media: 40k random
ukato
ukato Sep 13 2012, 11:24pm says:

That or The Great Unclean Republican.

Also, holy **** it has boobs!

+5 votes   media: 40k random
ukato
ukato Sep 13 2012, 11:21pm says:

ALL MY HNNNNNNNNNNNG.

+2 votes   media: 40k random
ukato
ukato Sep 13 2012, 11:08pm says:

"...And Brother, I Hurt People.

I'm a Force-A-Nature.

If you was from where I was from, You'd be f*cking dead.

WOO!"

+1 vote   media: 40k random
ukato
ukato Sep 13 2012, 10:54pm says:

It's not stealing if it was gifted to you.

+6 votes   media: "Collectors"
ukato
ukato Sep 13 2012, 10:54pm says:

He is angry that he is missing more of his body than Abaddon.

+4 votes   media: Tome of Blood
ukato
ukato Sep 11 2012, 11:35am says:

He no longer needs his helmet because he was promoted to sergeant.

+6 votes   media: we all fall down like toy soldiers
ukato
ukato Sep 9 2012, 12:16am says:

"GET OVER HERE!"

+3 votes   media: POW!
ukato
ukato Sep 6 2012, 6:47pm says:

How to get ahead in life.

+7 votes   media: Stigmartus
ukato
ukato Sep 6 2012, 6:45pm says:

That's what I was saying first time this was posted.

+1 vote   media: Chaos spoils
ukato
ukato Sep 5 2012, 8:09pm says:

I blame Matt Ward....

+2 votes   media: "Emperor,WHY? :C"
ukato
ukato Sep 2 2012, 3:33pm says:

I believe this is a reference to an event in one of the Cain books.

+3 votes   media: BALLS OF STEEL
ukato
ukato Aug 31 2012, 8:25pm says:

That's religion for you. Especially when it is backed by the state.

+1 vote   media: More Warhammer 40K
ukato
ukato Aug 31 2012, 8:18pm says:

Solar eclipse? No problem! Light up the sky, boys!

+1 vote   media: More Warhammer 40K
ukato
ukato Aug 31 2012, 8:06pm says:

Ohhh...breast pumps!

+3 votes   media: More Warhammer 40K
ukato
ukato Aug 31 2012, 8:02pm says:

He'd fit in well in 40k due to his overpowered Mary Sue-ness.

+1 vote   media: More Warhammer 40K
ukato
ukato Aug 31 2012, 7:39pm says:

'CAUSE IT'S THRILLER!!! THRILLER NIGHT!

+8 votes   media: new delivery of artwork
ukato
ukato Aug 31 2012, 7:34pm says:

WHY ISN'T THIS IMAGE IN A RED TINT??? YOU KNOW, LIKE BLOOD!!!

+1 vote   media: Son of Sek
ukato
ukato Aug 30 2012, 9:56pm says:

Ciaphas Cain?

+1 vote   media: Commissars
ukato
ukato Aug 28 2012, 6:40pm says:

"Joke's on you! I don't have a helmet for you to add to your collection!"

+7 votes   media: High five.. and Crimson Fist..
ukato
ukato Aug 26 2012, 4:12pm says:

6th Edition sales in a nutshell.

+8 votes   media: MY BOOK! ALL MINE!!
ukato
ukato Aug 23 2012, 2:48pm replied:

Do the Space Hulk computer games count?

Anyway, there's also this mod:
40ksource.com

+1 vote   media: Death is the greatest glory.
ukato
ukato Aug 21 2012, 12:34am says:

I knew My Little Pony was Chaos-related.

+1 vote   media: 40k art by Yogh-art
ukato
ukato Aug 21 2012, 12:29am says:

What is that thing he is wielding in his right arm? Some chainsaw-leafblower combi-weapon?

+1 vote   media: 40k art by Yogh-art
ukato
ukato Aug 2 2012, 10:49am says:

Marine in question is Grimaldus btw.

+1 vote   media: DIE HERETIC!!
ukato
ukato Aug 2 2012, 10:42am says:

Yeah it's a repost but i'd still hit that cultist and Dark Eldar...with the powerfist of an angry God Emperor.

+3 votes   media: Warhammer 40K women!
ukato
ukato Jul 27 2012, 1:57pm says:

"NO! MY POWERSWORD! GET AWAY AND GET YOUR OWN!"

+2 votes   media: ...
ukato
ukato Jul 27 2012, 1:44pm says:

I like how those helmet tubes are going directly to his mouth.

+2 votes   media: Pictures coming up
ukato
ukato Jul 27 2012, 1:41pm says:

OH ****! MY HAND!

+1 vote   media: Pictures coming up
ukato
ukato Jul 27 2012, 1:38pm says:

Angry Marine Chaplain?

+1 vote   media: Second patch of images
ukato
ukato Jul 23 2012, 5:34pm says:

His hair alone would classify him as a radical in the Inquisition.

+8 votes   media: Xenos
ukato
ukato Jul 23 2012, 5:33pm says:

Does this mean Lance Armstrong (assuming that's not him in the picture since it's so blurry) was so successful due to mutation?

+1 vote   media: Xenos
ukato
ukato Jul 23 2012, 4:05am says:

This Hugh Hefner is very much a Slaaneshi cultist.

+7 votes   media: What....
ukato
ukato Jul 19 2012, 11:19am says:

Or one small ork.

+4 votes   media: Ork
ukato
ukato Jul 19 2012, 11:07am says:

This is a repost. It is way back in the gallery.

+1 vote   media: Ork bashing
ukato
ukato Jul 19 2012, 11:04am says:

Took his death like a champ, too.

+1 vote   media: Night Hunter
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 4:15pm says:

But in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. So they are not doing a good (enough) job.

Also, repost.

+1 vote   media: 40k
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 4:09pm says:

They're fighting Orks. It would be Red Dawn if it were Tau invading.

Also, repost.

+1 vote   media: 40k
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 3:40pm says:

Repost of Hector Rex.

+1 vote   media: 40k art by justaman78
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 3:38pm says:

From the book cover of "The First Heretic."

+1 vote   media: Adeptus Custodes
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 3:25pm says:

Hipster Magos. Must have unearthed an ancient tech cult known as "Apple."

+1 vote   media: Mechanicus memes
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 3:17pm says:

I saw this image farther back in the gallery. If we're going to repost images then delete the old ones.

-1 votes   media: Imperial SPEHSS ships
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 3:16pm says:

I wonder why this image has been reposted.

-1 votes   media: Imperial SPEHSS ships
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 3:09pm says:

This pic has been posted before. I found it when browsing through the entire gallery.

+1 vote   media: random 40k
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 3:07pm says:

repost

0 votes   media: random 40k
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 2:38pm says:

I looked way back in the gallery and found this to be a repost.

+1 vote   media: random 40k
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 2:27pm says:

After days of browsing this gallery (starting from the most recent pics and working back), I finally make it through almost 3 years of images. I kept a tab open for this and browsed when I found a time to. (I'm an image junkie)

+2 votes   media: warhammer pics
ukato
ukato Jul 6 2012, 6:18pm says:

"The Thing"

That is all.

+1 vote   media: Newcrons
ukato
ukato Jul 6 2012, 3:36pm replied:

Uh...that's what Exterminatus is for.

+1 vote   media: Titan
ukato
ukato Jul 5 2012, 5:43am says:

Wesley Snipes?

+1 vote   media: Some space marines
ukato
ukato Jul 4 2012, 9:39am says:

Daemonblade!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!

+2 votes   media: weapons of space marines
ukato
ukato Jun 26 2012, 4:17pm says:

People sure like to wear wolf skins in the 40k. (Space Wolves, Horus, etc.)

+1 vote   media: Art by Brother Casius
ukato
ukato Jun 26 2012, 4:12pm says:

Eldar were into that Japanese stuff before the Tau. (Samurai in particular)

+1 vote   media: More art from Brother Casius
ukato
ukato Jun 26 2012, 4:08pm says:

Was he bald before joining, too?

+1 vote   media: More art from Brother Casius
ukato
ukato Jun 26 2012, 4:02pm says:

The writing is perfectly horizontal...even on the diagonally-facing gun.

+1 vote   media: If repost delete, if not enjoy
ukato
ukato Jun 26 2012, 3:54pm says:

Orks = Dakka
Chaos = Spikes

+1 vote   media: If repost delete, if not enjoy
ukato
ukato Jun 26 2012, 3:53pm says:

"OI! 'OU SED THEY'D BE CUPHOLDAS IN DERE WHEN YOU FINISHED!"

+1 vote   media: If repost delete, if not enjoy
ukato
ukato Jun 26 2012, 3:51pm says:

What's the guy on the far right doing? Where's a commissar when you need one?

+1 vote   media: If repost delete, if not enjoy
ukato
ukato Jun 26 2012, 3:37pm says:

Are the Guardsmen ambushing the Tau by coming out of the (hidden) trench or were the Tau attempting to ambush the Guardsmens' trench?

+1 vote   media: If repost delete, if not enjoy
ukato
ukato Jun 26 2012, 3:18pm says:

What is it with everyone's need to have warriors stepping on skulls in battle?

+1 vote   media: Dark Angel
ukato
ukato Jun 26 2012, 3:14pm says:

I think of Kaneda's bike from Akira, the Bat Pod in The Dark Knight, and the Brute Chopper from Halo.

+1 vote   media: Conversion time!... again?
ukato
ukato Jun 24 2012, 2:38pm replied:

And by "work something out" I mean sexual favors.

+3 votes   media: 40k random
ukato
ukato Jun 24 2012, 2:24pm replied:

As a KotOR fan, I was disappointed when BioWare decided to go with TOR (and Mass Effect) and not give us KotOR 3.

+1 vote   media: Warhammer 40k Dark Millennium Online CANCELED
ukato
ukato Jun 24 2012, 2:10pm replied:

Batou of the 41st millenium?

I'd be more concerned about those very thin prosthetic legs.

+1 vote   media: 40k
ukato
ukato Jun 24 2012, 1:48pm says:

All the money and resources go to making another oversized cathedral when it could be used to improve the squalid living conditions of this polluted factory city...the Imperium has its priorities straight.

+1 vote   media: Mars and Terra/Hive-City Cathedral
ukato
ukato Jun 24 2012, 1:29pm says:

So...if the guardsman asks the commissar to be more specific with his question (like the seagull question posed to King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail), and the commissar does not know the answer, does he shoot himself?

+2 votes   media: Commissar work
ukato
ukato Jun 24 2012, 12:59pm says:

Selena Agna from Soulstorm?

+1 vote   media: SOB image season.
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 3:15pm says:

Another repost.

0 votes   media: Imperial SPEHSS ships
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 3:12pm says:

This was posted months ago.

+1 vote   media: Random 40k pics
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 3:10pm says:

Repost I believe.

+1 vote   media: Random 40k pics
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 2:45pm says:

FYI, this is artwork based on the fanfic story "Love Can Bloom." That's the Vindicare Assassin who fell in love with Farseer Macha (who is canonically dead by the way).

+1 vote   media: random 40k
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 2:42pm says:

Thousand Sons on the left. They're Rubric Marines.

+1 vote   media: random 40k
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 2:40pm says:

This is, i believe, the 3rd time this image has been uploaded here.

+1 vote   media: random 40k
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 2:38pm says:

repost?

-2 votes   media: random 40k
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 2:35pm says:

Lawrence of Arabia

+1 vote   media: The Desert Wolf
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 2:33pm replied:

Look at the emblem on his chest and at the image description.

+1 vote   media: Great White Shark
ukato
ukato Jul 10 2012, 5:15pm says:

"Hey, brother! Check this nice read I have here. It's got bitches and blow!"

+1 vote   media: Model DUMP !
ukato
ukato Jul 10 2012, 4:48pm says:

Bottom left is actually Leman russ returned from the Eye of Terror.

+1 vote   media: ...
ukato
ukato Jul 6 2012, 6:40pm says:

"Prepare for your prostate exam..."

+2 votes   media: A bunch of 40k pics
ukato
ukato Jul 6 2012, 6:05pm says:

Horo (bottom left) is in fact Leman Russ back from the Eye of Terror.

+1 vote   media: Heresy
ukato
ukato Jul 6 2012, 5:47pm says:

There's an episode of the Simpsons where Sideshow Bob is imagining himself assassinating Krusty the Clown with a sniper flamethrower.

+1 vote   media: In warhammer 40k you can..snipe with flamethrower!
ukato
ukato Jul 5 2012, 4:41am says:

Dat Banshee be howlin' in disagreement.

+1 vote   media: good space marines
ukato
ukato Jul 5 2012, 4:05am says:

If Calgar can do it, then Dante can.

+1 vote   media: Dante Vs Avatar
ukato
ukato Jul 5 2012, 3:48am replied:

Possibly this guy:

Wh40k.lexicanum.com

+1 vote   media: Garro:Sword of Truth
ukato
ukato Jul 5 2012, 3:43am says:

Games Workshop was no longer satisfied with making tabletop games that are the best things since sliced bread and had to conquer that branch of the market as well.

+1 vote   media: Warburtons 40k
ukato
ukato Jul 5 2012, 3:38am says:

Captain America = Ultramarines or Cadians

Iron Man = Adeptus Mechanicus or Iron Hands

Hulk = Orks

Thor = Space Wolves or Valhallan Ice Warriors

Hawkeye = Vindicare Assassin

Black Widow = Callidus Assassin

Nick Fury and SHIELD = Inquisition

Loki = Chaos Sorceror

+1 vote   media: Hnngh
ukato
ukato Jul 5 2012, 3:31am says:

Watch this and try not to nerd rage.

Youtube.com

+1 vote   media: Firewarrior
ukato
ukato Jul 5 2012, 3:29am replied:

Slaanesh "cares" for the Eldar and Dark Eldar if you know what I mean. All the other major xeno races do not fit the loyal servant of chaos role. I do remember reading on Lexicanum about Chaos Marines/Guardsmen/Cultists hiring the occasional xeno mercenary since both have to gain when working against the Imperium and the traitors no longer have to follow the official anti-xeno creed. Though Eliphas from Dawn of War does show his dislike for orks, as humans are the only race fit for serving chaos in their eyes.

+1 vote   media: Firedragon
ukato
ukato Apr 20 2013, 12:53pm says:

Too bad i'm not into hoof fetish.

+2 votes   media: 40k stuff
ukato
ukato Apr 12 2013, 11:01pm says:

DRIVE ME FARTHER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY RAILGUN!

+12 votes   media: Longstrike
ukato
ukato Feb 26 2013, 9:06pm says:

Horus an' all dose heretics jus' hatin', yo.

+1 vote   media: No comment
ukato
ukato Feb 26 2013, 7:50pm says:

Doctor Octopus in the 41st millennium.

+3 votes   media: Grey Knights Techmarine
ukato
ukato Feb 26 2013, 7:48pm says:

Warboss Ron'uld MkDon'uld

+4 votes   media: have some orks
ukato
ukato Feb 26 2013, 7:46pm says:

With enough Orks believing, this would not be the droid the Imperium is looking for.

+3 votes   media: have some orks
ukato
ukato Feb 7 2013, 5:41pm says:

Space Marines with hats.

+1 vote   media: 40k jokes?
ukato
ukato Feb 7 2013, 5:32pm says:

Quagmire will get it on with the daemonette to Abaddon's right.

+2 votes   media: Err
ukato
ukato Feb 7 2013, 5:28pm says:

Why they call them "purity" seals.

+3 votes   media: 40k stuff I found on fb
ukato
ukato Feb 7 2013, 5:12pm says:

What's a Devaronian from Star Wars doing in 40k?

+1 vote   media: Black Dragons
ukato
ukato Feb 7 2013, 5:09pm says:

Toy Story 40k

+3 votes   media: 40k action figures
ukato
ukato Jan 11 2013, 2:07am says:

Commandeering a flying machine, Mace Windu style.

+1 vote   media: Fukken Xenos!
ukato
ukato Dec 31 2012, 5:31am says:

"Yo dawg, we heard like pauldrons..."

+7 votes   media: Messenger
ukato
ukato Dec 20 2012, 11:22am says:

Mixing yandere anime girls into 40k?

+1 vote   media: SURPRISE!
ukato
ukato Dec 11 2012, 3:02pm says:

Guilliman: "I hereby declare Sanguinus to be an honorary Ultramarine!"

Sanguinus: "Ugh. Not this again..."

+8 votes   media: The Unremembered Empire
ukato
ukato Nov 21 2012, 11:38am says:

He saw 2 Eldar 1 Cup.

+4 votes   media: Gamer-ork...lol
ukato
ukato Nov 21 2012, 11:36am says:

Better do something about those stikkbombs.

+1 vote   media: Epic Save
ukato
ukato Nov 20 2012, 2:27pm says:

Reading "Lusty Space Marine" again, eh?

+9 votes   media: WTF?
ukato
ukato Nov 19 2012, 10:46am says:

Necrons using Imperial bedsheets?

And seriously, where are the Sororitas? That party is pure sausage fest.

+5 votes   media: In the Future There is only............
ukato
ukato Nov 16 2012, 10:46am says:

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

+3 votes   media: Terminators
ukato
ukato Nov 13 2012, 8:48pm says:

Night Lords gives you wiiing-BOOM HEADSHOT

+1 vote   media: Night lord
ukato
ukato Nov 13 2012, 5:15pm says:

Abaddon the Despoiler: "Aaah! After ten thousand years, I still fail! It's time to conquer - Cadia! (at least try to again)"

Emperor: "Inqusitor Alpha! Abaddon is launching a(nother) Black Crusade! Recruit a team of Space Marines with attitude!"

+4 votes   media: Mighty Morphin Power Knights
ukato
ukato Nov 12 2012, 11:20am says:

Collect the boxtops for a chance to win a free Bloodcrusher!

+6 votes   media: KHORNE FLAKES!!!!1
ukato
ukato Nov 12 2012, 11:19am says:

A Catachan that still lives with his mom and gets beat up by every female he hits on...heresy.

+7 votes   media: Johnny Bravo 40k
ukato
ukato Nov 11 2012, 10:23am says:

*sees Salamander emblem*

SURPRISE **********

+1 vote   media: Random IoM
ukato
ukato Nov 9 2012, 10:35am says:

But what about the baby-faced sun?

+2 votes   media: Chaos Gods
ukato
ukato Nov 8 2012, 11:32am says:

Really had to hammer this image into our heads, didn't ya?

+2 votes   media: Spess Mehren
ukato
ukato Nov 4 2012, 5:29pm says:

"You see in this galaxy there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded bolters, and those who die. You die."

+3 votes   media: Inquisitor
ukato
ukato Nov 4 2012, 5:13pm says:

Luckily, Space Marines have more than 1 heart.

+1 vote   media: Iron Warriror
ukato
ukato Oct 20 2012, 12:56pm says:

Is this Yarrick before he lost his arm?

+1 vote   media: ...
ukato
ukato Oct 16 2012, 10:46am says:

Who is the dead Imperial on the bottom left?

+1 vote   media: Eversor
ukato
ukato Oct 10 2012, 6:00pm says:

Using jump packs on descent...because gravity is not fast enough.

+4 votes   media: Ultrasmurfs Jump
ukato
ukato Sep 24 2012, 2:54pm says:

OUT OF MY WAY! I MUST HAVE THE NEW iPHONE!

+5 votes   media: The Red Angel
ukato
ukato Sep 18 2012, 4:26pm says:

Serving in the Death Company sure can be morbid. Shopping for Xeno and Chaos corpses helps alleviate some of the stress.

+1 vote   media: Blood Angels
ukato
ukato Sep 13 2012, 11:05pm says:

The quickest way to a man's heart....

+4 votes   media: 40k random
ukato
ukato Sep 13 2012, 10:52pm says:

"Alas, poor Xeno. I killed him well."

+3 votes   media: Imperial Glory
ukato
ukato Sep 11 2012, 11:38am says:

He is playing Whack-A-Heretic.

+1 vote   media: Termie
ukato
ukato Sep 9 2012, 12:18am says:

No ear plugs? He should be deaf by now.

+1 vote   media: DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
ukato
ukato Sep 9 2012, 12:14am says:

The file name says "Trials of Draigo" so that means those daemons are ******.

+4 votes   media: Grey knights
ukato
ukato Sep 6 2012, 6:59pm says:

"Love in Warhammer 40k"

I believe you got it confused with rape.

+4 votes   media: Love in warhammer 40k
ukato
ukato Sep 6 2012, 6:53pm says:

Did they use a reclamation pool or something, because how did those humans get consumed with their armor still on?

+1 vote   media: Hive tyrant
ukato
ukato Sep 6 2012, 6:49pm says:

Kreig-chan. As requested by /tg/.

+3 votes   media: Modeling..
ukato
ukato Sep 3 2012, 3:43pm says:

He rubbed his socks on the carpet to generate static electricity.

+3 votes   media: Librarian
ukato
ukato Sep 3 2012, 3:41pm says:

I thought Macha had red hair?

+2 votes   media: Sum cute heresy
ukato
ukato Sep 2 2012, 3:35pm says:

Order of the Ghetto Bitches.

Canoness Madea.

Patron Saint Tyler Perry.

+1 vote   media: Bolter bitch.
ukato
ukato Aug 30 2012, 9:57pm says: +6 votes   media: Naval warfare
ukato
ukato Aug 28 2012, 6:33pm says:

Smaller-than-usual ogryn.

+1 vote   media: Jungle Patrol
ukato
ukato Aug 9 2012, 10:28am says:

I think it's going to take more than a shiny flower to get a Sororita to forgive the Grey Knights for what Matt Ward did to them.

+5 votes   media: Roses
ukato
ukato Aug 5 2012, 6:51pm says:

Yup, this is a repost but from way back. "Hunt for Voldorius" is the name of the book.

+1 vote   media: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
ukato
ukato Aug 2 2012, 10:51am says:

Bubble Shield.

+1 vote   media: surprise!
ukato
ukato Jul 31 2012, 3:59pm says:

Yes, that's Macharius alright.

+1 vote   media: Imperial Guard.. ATTACK!
ukato
ukato Jul 29 2012, 4:37pm says:

An Eversor is more subtle than Deadpool.

+1 vote   media: conversions
ukato
ukato Jul 27 2012, 1:55pm says:

Sith Holocron in his hand.

+1 vote   media: Pictures coming up
ukato
ukato Jul 23 2012, 5:26pm says:

Ewoks and Gungans would have been extinct long ago in this interpretation.

+3 votes   media: Hey ho tally ho
ukato
ukato Jul 23 2012, 5:24pm says:

Woody and Jessie as Arbites?

+1 vote   media: Tally ho hey ho
ukato
ukato Jul 19 2012, 11:12am says:

Iron Warriors helmet in his [unfinished] hand? Makes sense due to the rivalry between the two.

+1 vote   media: Best bros
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 4:24pm says:

rkraptor70 mentions Mandalorians and son-of-lorgar mentions Revan. That's because Revan got his mask from a dead Mandalorian.

Starwars.wikia.com

+1 vote   media: Laertes and Magos Robertson Rogue Trader
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 3:53pm says:

For the Grey Knight player who's sick of Ward's ****.

+1 vote   media: More findings
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 3:36pm says:

Looks like Danger (the X-Men's Danger Room personified) from Marvel.

+1 vote   media: Art by Goottipoju
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 3:32pm says:

Flat like Farseer Idranel in DoW2.

+1 vote   media: Eldar
ukato
ukato Jul 16 2012, 3:19pm replied:

They're based off Prussians actually.

+1 vote   media: 40k
ukato
ukato Jul 5 2012, 3:00am says:

Perhaps an Obliterator?

+1 vote   media: Chaos marines
ukato
ukato Jun 30 2012, 7:32am says:

Maybe it's a powered combat knife that belongs to a space marine, hence the size.

+2 votes   media: Let's fix the silence
ukato
ukato Jun 30 2012, 7:26am says:

Epic Storybook Time.

+1 vote   media: ...
ukato
ukato Jun 30 2012, 12:28am says:

"Let me beat you your rights, citizen."

+1 vote   media: Art for all!
ukato
ukato Jun 26 2012, 4:26pm says:

His art always has these flare/bloom effects.

+1 vote   media: The Siege of Castallax
ukato
ukato Jun 26 2012, 4:06pm says:

Tau honor blades are shorter and less curvy than that but in all seriousness the Eldar have more in common with samurai culture.

+1 vote   media: Not a repost..... I hope
ukato
ukato Jun 26 2012, 3:23pm says:

Egyptians vs. Vikings

+1 vote   media: Art by Toptimus Primus
ukato
ukato Jun 24 2012, 2:18pm says:

"See how that Eldar Titan shoves its cannon in the other's ***? That's the other reason why they should be purged."

+1 vote   media: 40k
ukato
ukato Jun 24 2012, 1:54pm says:

The curly vine designs make it look like (from afar) his armor has an overgrown plant infestation.

+1 vote   media: Need more artwork?
ukato
ukato Jun 24 2012, 1:52pm says:

Liking the orgy of limbs over its right shoulder.

+1 vote   media: Art by Jubjubjedi
ukato
ukato Jun 24 2012, 1:04pm replied:

With headless Traitor Guardsmen suicide bombers and Greater Daemon Ugh-Zan III.

+1 vote   media: DAKKA IS NEVAH ENOUGH
ukato
ukato Jun 24 2012, 12:55pm says:

Reference to Marvel Comics cover for X-Men character "X-23".

Upload.wikimedia.org

+1 vote   media: Warp spider :3
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