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I MY NAME IS Ernie brown ANDI LIKE tutles, i wanted to be on rolling stones mag so i started devolping a talent so i started catching turtles, i learnt talent from my uncle. at age seven i caught a turle and at age 17 i caught my biggest tutle weighing 55 pounds, i called her The Loch Ness Turtle. i worked at a lumbing farm, dairy farm and construction site. the reason why i lost my teeth is because of a chainsaw incindent, i broke my jaw in car crash and explosion. my wife leftme becuase i had no teeh, she said 'I’m not being married any longer to a guy that’s got no teeth.' I didn’t take her seriously, but evidently she was serious. Debbie has custody of my two children, my daughters Courtney and Megan, and i maintains a cordial relationship with them.On the same day that my wife left me, my house was robbed of all my money and my arrowhead collection. Later that day, i began a six-month, self-imposed exile in the woods near my home. "Everyone thought I died in a pond catching turtle

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turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 26 2012, 1:48am says:

CAN THE QUEEN BE A BOSS, SHE CAN BE HALF ZOMBIE HALF HUMAN WITH A BASEBALL CAP ON HER HEAD, NOW THAT WOULD BE COOL

+1 vote     game: Deadly Walkers
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 26 2012, 1:46am says:

DON'T KILL THE BLONDE!!!!!

+1 vote     media: The Zombies
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 26 2012, 1:42am says:

blonde looks hot!!!!

0 votes     media: The Zombies
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 26 2012, 12:23am replied:

cant wait:)

+1 vote     media: Deadly Walkers - Work in Progress Video
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 25 2012, 10:17pm says:

will this be free?

+1 vote     game: Postal - RESTART
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 25 2012, 10:11pm buried:

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graphics are terrible and there is no story line, I bet E.T on atari would be way better than this lame game. commentary is borring.

-8 votes     group: 2 Girls 1 Game
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 25 2012, 10:02pm says:

mabey the mod isn't but they are

+1 vote     game: A New Fate
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 25 2012, 10:02pm says:

mabey the mod isn't but they are

+1 vote     game: CONFLICT: Omega
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 25 2012, 10:00pm says:

go hell mod

-1 votes     game: Survivor of disaster
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 25 2012, 9:56pm says:

Also what city will this be based on, a real one like New York or a virtual city,

+1 vote     game: Quarantine 14
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 25 2012, 9:53pm says:

Are you going to make a Mac version of this?

+1 vote     game: Quarantine 14
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 25 2012, 3:19am says:

looks soo cool! ******* on keyboard*

+1 vote     media: Pre Alpha Footage
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 25 2012, 3:17am says:

I love the brightness, water refections and the textures, perfect quality

+2 votes     article: Developer Blog 6 - Christmas and New Year
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 25 2012, 3:14am says:

You get to destroy anything, just like battlefield. Now thast what I am talking about.tracking :)

+1 vote     article: About the game
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 25 2012, 3:13am says:

i know man wtf :)!!!!

+1 vote     article: About the game
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 25 2012, 3:11am says:

not as sexy as me

+2 votes     article: Developer Blog 6 - Christmas and New Year
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 11:36pm says:

you guys are ******* sick in the head why the **** would you make a game about this, you ******* faggets. your just making big joke out of this. I hope you rot in hell *******. go **** yourself

+1 vote     game: Sandy Hook Elementary School Massacre:: THE GAME
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 11:04pm says:

music is crap,doesn't suit this tralier at all

0 votes     media: Atmospheric Entry Effects and Basic Locomotion
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 10:59pm says:

graphics are way to good to be a indie game, good job guys:)

+1 vote     game: Miasmata - A game by Bob and Joe Johnson
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 10:53pm says:

merry christams and a happy new year

+3 votes     media: Happy Holidays
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 10:52pm says:

don't kill thr raindeers santa:(

+1 vote     media: Look what we have found under the christmas tree!
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 5:27am says:

looks likes my next door Neighbours

+2 votes     media: Feast of the Damned Screenshot
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 5:15am buried:

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I've got a fish in the oven, if anyone's interested.

-5 votes     member: turtleman101
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 5:11am says:

Ahh.. rusty spoons

+3 votes     member: cinco
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 5:09am says:

I like rusty spoons...

+3 votes     member: cinco
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 4:51am says:

they write in english but they talk jewish.wtf

-2 votes     media: Developers Diary #1
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 1:28am says:

: The laws of physics don’t change, even for objects moving in inertial (constant speed) frames of reference.

-2 votes     article: An exciting image
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 1:11am says:

speed of light is constant but time is relative to observer

theory of special relativity

-2 votes     article: An exciting image
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 1:09am says:

if you were going 99.9 % speed of light
say if you took a journey that seems to take 20 years
you will come back to earth thousands of of years into future.

reach speed of light and time stops altogether

-1 votes     article: An exciting image
turtleman101
turtleman101 Dec 24 2012, 1:07am says:

if you where going 50 milies/h and car was coming towards you at 50 miles/h it would look like car was going 100mile/h

50+50=100

if you were going 50 and car comes up going 60 it look like car is going 10miles/h

because they are going speeds relative to us

but speed of light is different

travel towards a beam of light 550miles/h and you would still see that light passing you at 186miles/sec
travel 99% speed of light and it will still pass u at 186miles/sec
speed of light doesn't know how fast your traveling
if speed of light doesn't change well time and space have to

-2 votes     article: An exciting image
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